scaryshari

Do you remember the word you used? The soap on a toothbrush thing is kinda Joan Crawfordish..... mom's are sometimes evil, because they were evil kids....just ask me. is

I could use a good laugh right now is

RICKY LAKE? I didn't get to watch last night, but I heard Chris Dautry on the radio this morning. He's just brilliant. Ideally, the final two should be Chris and Kelli...the masses love Kelli, but I think Chris is putting up a mean fight, because he is actually TALENTED. Kelli is cute, fun to listen to and watch(i'd never miss her appearances on Leno, Letterman, etc - too cutez), but honestly - I wouldn't buy her stuff. Chris' stuff would be found on my Ipod. chicken little and will need a good swan song tonight. My toes curl up when I see them. is

Tigra, the rocker chick sang the Heart song: What About Love? She looks like Melissa Ethridge when she was younger. She also seems to possess a "rawness" like Melissa. Very cool, but doesn't appeal to the bubble gum masses unfortunatley. I'd buy her stuff. is

Being naive doesn't make her dumb! What cha want? Another Jessica Simpson? Britney Spears? Christina Aguilera? Come on! I think the "less is more" statement brings a lot more meaning with it these days. I'll say it again...not the most talented, but the most "real" thing we've had in a while. I just want to hug her, she's so adorable! is

Rocker girl was incredible...Unfortunately I don't see the judges passing her through - and their influence seems to have a great impact on the voting process. Top 2 female: Kelli and Mandisa is

I disagree with doing anything painful (pepper, tobasco, etc.), HOWEVER, wash his mouth out with soap until he farts balloons. is

Poor you Wendy!!! That's a long list of crap....ewwwww. Hope things get better sooooon. Get mean and straighten out the idiots. If you need a wrecking crew...I'm there. is

Guys generally know what your smiling about Walt - Isn't it a known concensous that you fellas think about sex, like 9,000,000 times a day? is

You know, I thought perhaps she's just a bit intimidated and wants attention by way of asking questions - but, I've come to the conclusion that she's not bright enough to even have that line of thinking. I want to be an engineer when I grow up Uh oh...just kidding. No flaming please. is

Didn't you get your PhD? Send drugs please. Oh yeah: I really don't want to but I will have to have a meeting with my boss soon. Her contribution to the mix here is sometimes good, but...things like this are....well..i'll say it again..bewildering. is

I know, I want to laugh today, but when I'm in my busy mode, I could rip her freaking head off! I'm doing alot of counting one thousand one one thousand two...... is

LOL! She said "yup i had A SALL-MON" priceless is

The fake smile, squinting eyes, and "don't talk to me, I'm busy" look usually works for me. is

NO!!! I'M THE BLONDE ONE!! Isn't that crazy? It's my job to put white out on my computer screen, etc.. The worst thing about this morning is that after she called the FIRST time, I told my colleague that she actually didn't say anything stupid. .....then she called back....UGH!!!! is

This is a degreed chemical engineer I'm ranting about..... I consider myself a patient person and have a good temperament. I’m about to lose it though, as I am completely bewildered with one of my co-worker’s wickedly idiotic behavior. I simply just don’t get it. She’s very book smart, but has about as much common sense as a box of rocks. Please tell me/coach me on how to keep a straight face and not say something sarcastic/mean in the following scenarios: 1. Hey, ___ you have a phone call on Line 1. I hear rustling in her office, dropping the phone, etc, so I go and take a peek. She still hasn’t answered the line. I told her “press the button that says Line 1.” Still, no result. “Okay, push the button that is lit up.” No result. “Push the green button.” STILL NOTHING! I ended up picking up her line and giving her the phone. 2. She came to me one day last week and said her printer wouldn’t work. So I had a look. Walking towards her office, I’m thinking “it better not be turned off.” Lo and behold the freaking printer is “off.” I grit my teeth, take a breath and tell her as politely as I can, “you gotta turn the power on.” She replied “I know, but the paper tray light was on and I couldn’t make it turn off.” I look at her in disbelief and pray that the paper tray is full. NO!!! it’s freakin empty!! I POLITELY told her that the paper tray light would always stay on and the printer would never work if there’s no paper in it. 3. She called me this morning and asked for my boss. I told her he was out for the next few days. 24 minutes later she called and asked for him again. Do you think there’s a hidden camera somewhere? How the hell does someone like this survive? HOW WOULD YOU NOT BUST OUT LAUGHING? No, there’s no learning disability, etc…she’s just doing stupid stuff. is

Kellie is not by any means the best singer, but, like yourself Walt - she's caught our attention - alot of us look forward just to seeing her. She's a breath of fresh air. Talent may not win it this year. I think it's all hers - is

or.... "Afternoon Delight" ..Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite Looking forward to a little afternoon delight Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite And the thought of lovin' you is getting so exciting Sky rockets in flight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight Afternoon delight is

I was trying to remember Atari...Pitfall was my favorite! One last thing.... GOOD TIMES VANS WITH ALL THE FUZZY STUFF AND SHAG CARPET!! is

I'll play some more: here's a video game for ya! PONG! Pinball was still "cool." The invention of the microwave oven Bjorn Borge/Jimmy Connor/John Mac There were no gangs - "drive bys" weren't a common thing "Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific" shampoo... The Dallas Cowboys won football games..(God Bless Tom Landry) Foghat/Aerosmith/Ted Nugent is

Make sure it's a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, or you are just a big sissy getting a new rig. Get beer while you are at it!

I suddenly started having problems with my openings....hard, thrown on my back, line twists....bizarre stuff. I truly believe it was the way I stowed my lines. I was double wrapping large rubber bands (the little ones hurt my fingers). A friend of mine pulled the bag from the container on the ground and noted that the stows were not releasing systematically - which would make sense to translate into very erratic openings. I use small rubber bands now...fingers hurt like hell, but my openings have since been very nice. is

You made me do it....... SHAZAM!!! is

It's Funks avatar screwing with our minds. What was your question? is

bag lady/mulch collector is