Andy_Copland

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPXQVvWmA4o And I killed a man for his giro today. Sorry, thread made me think of this song. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I got a friend who uses one, he says some of the synthetic shit can be detected but the high price good stuff has never failed him. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You can buy packets of powdered urine to beat drug tests. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Spence, i read the other thread and they have put my mind at rest. That extra charge for full altitude is for sound reason. Not sure what reason.... they just said sound.... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Got some out of towners coming in, so im showing them around some local stuff. Also the weather was hit and miss and i dont fancy a 350 mile drive to do nothing but drive back. Done that before 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I see a lot of souls who really wanna do shit and can't because of blasted rules. Well fear not anymore young folks as i have it all figured out. Are you tired of skygods telling you that you need 200 jumps to fly video? Or that lurking a tandem of you mother with less than 500 is dangerous? How about doing a 2-way with a guy who passed his AFF levels but has no A license, when you dont have a coaches rating? Step 1 - BUY GEAR. Even buying 2nd hand gear i managed to outfit myself with enough matching colours that Spaceland Anomaly would have kicked their worst member out for me. Be sure to buy something in the sub 100sq/ft range. Big rigs are a certain giveaway Step 2 - Call the DZ, tell them you are from out of town and want to jump. Sell yourself, remember no one is more awesome than you. You were on the head down world record and done tequila shots from bill booths navel. Step 3 - Act too cool to have a log book when ya get there, if they need verification be sure to have a good friend ready at a phone. "oh i jumped at this DZ, you can call the DZO at this number" and have him talk a big game Step 4 - Jump You're welcome. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I care about that dude, he was probably really cool. friday night lacks humour, holy shit But yea, it seriously does work, at all DZ's i've went to. Im a people person with jedi mind trick powers. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Given the Vegas odds on your longevity, I wouldn't bet the ranch on you handlin' anything but gooey tadpoles when it cums to the 'next' generation! But thats what makes it all the more exciting really isn't it? One of these days Skippy Doodle, remind me to clean off your rose colored glasses and wipe the snot from yer nose. Then ~ if I can fit your favorite rubber nursing nipple to a green bottle of premium brew & maybe get ya to toss the Red Bull for awhile...I'll sit on my knee so to speak, and do some old-school mentoring, good ole real world imparting of the necessary survival knowledge about some basic skills you obviously lack and sorely need. A friendly edumacation with a focus on the proper definition & usage of the word 'exciting' and the practical application in regard to this little past-time you somehow blindly stumbled into. I see the problem as...ya got a few wires crossed and somehow confuse 'exciting' with excruciating...'splains why when you talk about swooping you sit there all googoo eyed, mouth hangin' open...slapping your hands together like a dime-store wind-up monkey bangin' brass symbols. I bettin' we can have ya back into being a belly-flying, French boot & Bell helmet wearin' cool kid. . . .that's shit hammerin' the dead-center disk with easy and regularity ~ in next no time at all. Somebody should have taken the time to teach ya 'shortbus style' & clear it up long ago, but no worries shortstick...unlike low-hooking, '~it's better late than never' !! And hey, knowin' the problems ya face attention span wise...go ahead I won't laugh, take some notes. Don't even have to thank me, heck I like ya kid, for YOU just this one time...all @ no cost! It's the least I can do~ ...considering my lifelong world travelin' lifestyle & the ole, 'free-lancing pharmaceuticals' induced memory blackouts I'll probably never patch together...it's truly not a stretch to wonder if we maybe share some DNA from times 'back in the day', when I and lotsa other 'hard-core' jumpers sometimes defined 'exciting' in a way paternity suits has ruined forever! Im glad this thread was bumped or i'd have missed it! Firstly Fucking brilliant Secondly No need, im accurate. People look at me strange being less than 400 years old and dropping a canopy down in deep brakes on the verge of fully collapsing. S turns to bleed altitude are gay. Thirdly I like a bit of RW, i don't favour one discipline over any other. But fuck bell bottoms Fourthly Im gonna be around a while i think, if im not i want you leading my ashdive in your 1696 skydiving attire. You miss the good old days dont ya? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I dont log, haven't since about jump 50. I was using a pro track until that got booted off my skull in freefall. If anything i have more jumps than i claim. Still, no one questions you if you just do it. If anyone does question me i just bullshit them and act offended. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Menthol tastes way worse than regular full strength tobacco. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Fuck i love me some NOFX. Nice video 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

One of each. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

He must have signed up for the "big plane" or was it for some other bullshit fee? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Given the Vegas odds on your longevity, I wouldn't bet the ranch on you handlin' anything but gooey tadpoles when it cums to the 'next' generation! But thats what makes it all the more exciting really isn't it? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You aint mature enuff to have a dog Cool looking pup tho' lad.... now give it back to the owner One thing ... make sure that you leave his ears alone ... cut them and I'll be over there to beat your arse - K? What you think i am Tony? A bloody chav? The ears get left alone 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Im googling for some place that delivers right now. I really have an urge for some Indian food. Wont find that here though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Jim Jim Jim, the next generation are fucked as i get to handle them. I plan on making peoples first jumps EXACTLY like point break with AFF speed stars and 1000ft pulls. FLY LIKE AN EAGLE JOHNNY Im way too hung over from being a rockstar, im gonna fetch me an enegy drink. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I cant look at a bulldog and not burst into laughter. Fucking love them. My little man FLiK 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I steal the padding and stuff my junk. See how they like it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

lollerskates. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Sorry, you can't come on my ashdive. There will be NO baton passing in balloon suits thank you very please. I kid, anyone and everyone is welcome on my ashdive (this can be a direct quote if ever needed), just not swoopers. I dont want anyone hooking it in on my ashdive and having to send load 2 up. The day should be about me, not some thunder stealing canopy jockey who biffed in and steals my show. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

lol...I am not quite so blessed. Prove it! Im telling on you. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Not wasted, buzzzzed 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I fucking hope not. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.