Andy_Copland

Maverick is the shit! Fuck Iceman 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

As long as you did that little heel-toe dance along the white line and recite the alphabet backwards you got nuttin to worry about. I followed his pen, i counted my fingers 3 times, i did the alphabet "without singing it" and when i got to the heel to toe thing....well it wasnt pretty. Starting was the hardest, i was fine once i got into my stride I gave him my FAI license from Europe and i think it went over his head of "fuck this, hes nearly home anyway." Park the car and walk. Lucky stars oh yea 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

All credits of pics/screen grab from Conor. Now, i need to watch that movie again. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Because im not a hoodlum like you Sir I just have a way with people, remember the Ohio Department of Safety or whatever the fuck it said on his hat? That was some talking! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Because i was driving sexy. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Good stuff. Glad my first offense went down under "Copeland." I made sure he got my 2nd name correct this time with no E as I was sitting there going "Oh crap, hes gonna see my driving with no license ticket last summer" I gotta get a chauffeur. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Bit more than fairly if nothing comes of it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

So what does it mean if a cop takes your details but doesn't give you a ticket, he said he was cutting me loose and to go straight home? Will i get a surprise one "AHA! Thought you got away with it eh sonny Jim!" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I was gonna attempt a serious reply, but i realised that i couldn't be bothered. Go bowling. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I am a smart guy, which is why you should start paying attention. The difference in your above example is that it takes a world class swooper to do what you said. The skill of the swooper determines how 'big' the swoop will be. Every BASE jump, if it's the jumpers first or 1001st involves the successful deployment of the main canopy, followed by making a safe landing. A swoop only requires the safe landing, the successful deployment has already occured. Compare going handheld off the Perrine to a simple 180 with no traffic. The BASE jumper could go in clean, the swooper is already under an open canopy. Compare the top level swooper in an actual competition jump to any of the BASE jumpers in "Ready To Go", and the swooper still has an open canopy to begin with (not to mention the skill set of a top level swooper). No matter how good the BASE jumper is, he still has to survive the 'unknown' of a parachute deployment. I'm telling you something you should already know - in any freefall (or static line) descent, the real turning point is getting an open canopy over head. Being in freefall is one level, and being under an open canopy is way, way under that, figuratively speaking (and literally sometimes too). Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I never have any worries about a BASE canopy not opening. I always tend to worry when on something elliptical though. This whole thread is poppycock, poppycock I say. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You're ALL fuckig wrong, I'm the most dangerous! Rawrghhhhhhhhh (thats my alpha male roar) Apples and Crab Apples... or is it oranges... 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

(Brit bureaucrat to Gandhi): "But Mr. Gandhi, India is British." -Gandhi, 1982. You'd think Britain was India in some places. Funny how that works. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If you're big enough to jump out a plane you're big enough to tell your parents. Its called being an adult. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/8529605.stm I have been watching this carefully over the past few weeks. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I have a dish washer, i just haven't ever used it as i dont know how. I might go on a drunken washing spreee toniight though 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I have video of a marine who talked shit all week about making skydives. We and the late and great skinnyshrek took a couple of his girlfriends to the DZ with him for tandems. "Why are we waiting so long? Fuck i dont need anyone i have done this before, just jump out and pull the rip cord" He got his own music from the store, and an elvis mask. To pimp up his jump. On video i have the marine on the plane screaming "NO, I DONT WANNA GO" My buddy Justin is lugging some meat and hears all this commotion while hes in the door, well the old joke "No" means "Go" came into play and he thought we were shouting at him to go. So i hear "SHUT UP" from the door. It's a "you had to be there moment" but it makes me fucking laugh hard. One of the girls went on to get her A license He rode the plane down Edit: Good times, i miss Lee. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

If the cock is sweaty or stinky, I'm not going down on it. If I'm that way, I make the same suggestion. Then, we could shower together- even better! So subtle hints. And if he tries to clean your poo pipe with his tongue how do you tell him "Oh i wouldn't, i had some bad eggs and have been pissing out my arse lately"? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

How the hell do you work that out? "Ok, i plan on eating your chocolate box. Are you OK with that?" 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I can see it now, getting hot and heavy on the sofa while ignoring the movie and greasy chinese food on the table. "Hey mind if i shower really quick?" What a way to say my shit stinks. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Those rules are only valid in the USoA, they were NOT in the USofA thankfully

Just one example of the many low profile BASE rigs these days. Even the regular style rigs aren't that bulky. Edit: Pic stolen from Asylum website http://www.asylumbase.com/ 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

No, Lepka just has a way with people. It did tickle me though. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I'd have to let my friends decide, as i think I'm pretty sane. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I remember that picture from a book i bought, if i remember correctly I saw another picture of a whole airframe coming down by a canopy of a skydiver 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

This is one of my slider off packjobs so no primary stow/slider. But helps you explain the tail pocket. Popsjumper: Then just S fold and get it in the container without a D-bag. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.