Andy_Copland

God damn im fast. 0.000 Yea i got lucky 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Bump Due To Vaginal Fluids Leaking Out Of Joes Intestines, And Not Because Of Eating Pussy - Epic Win. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Psshhh, i know everything. Im done. We obviously wont come to any agreement. I'll be careful of those planes falling out the sky due to tube exits though. I mean now i think about it, you're right, infact those tube exits put children and ice cream vendors in peril, what if a downed aircraft lands on a nice suburban neighbourhood? Later 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

And then you jump it without ever taking a look at the pin/bridle/PC, right? That's what happens when you lay on top of your rig in the door, then drag it across the floor and door frame on exit. But no, you check all that stuff, multiple times before you jump. And if one of your jackass BASE buddies wanted to wrestle around with you at an exit point while you had your rig on, you'd check all that stuff again before you left. This isn't BASE jumping were talking about. It's skydiving, and there are other people you put at risk with your actions in and around the aircraft. The truth is that a guy wanting to freefly in a older container is only a risk to himself, and those who choose to jump with him. A guy who takes un-needed risks in the door is a danger to others on the aircraft and the aircraft itself. It's clear we have a difference of opinion here. I would suggest that given my longevity and experience in the sport, I may have a valid thought or two regarding prudent safety practices, and what is or is not a good idea. I would also suggest that with your limted time and experience in the sport, that you may still have a few things to learn, and a few viewpoints that need 'adjusting'. Hell, I know a guy who tied a pull up cord around his lines while packing his BASE rig, and then forgot to take the pull up cord off before he jumped the rig. This guy thought he knew what he was doing, and thought the pull up cord was the way to go when packing his BASE rig. The guy survived the jump, and actually walked away from it. Needless to say, he doesn't tie pull up cords around his lines anymore, and has gone on to do may BASE jumps over the course of many years without the need for a pull up cord around the lines during the pack job. See? He tought he knew what he was doing, and almost killed himself in the process. He lucked out, and came to the realization that he was wrong right from the start. A guy having a premature isn't a risk to others around him? Really? C'mon you know that isn't true. Even the ones who didn't choose to jump with him if the people behind dont give enough separation that is. As for experience in this sport, lets just say i've seen enough "experienced" people who dont know dick about gravity sports. That isn't a pop at you, your advice is always sound although it can come across as rude and lecturing. I can't imagine too many people have tied pull up cords around their lines and jumped them living to tell the tale. If its the same guy i jump with i'll be sure to make more fun of him for it again, its been a while. I'll agree that a premature while crawling around is a bad thing, infact it could turn out quite catastrophic. Its just the odds of it happening are slim hence whens the last fatality you heard from one and how many do you think get done? Same time i've seen peoples drogues fall on the floor and that scares the crap out of me. And yes, gear checks are important and handles/PC's/Pins should all be protected while executing such things. Lets not suck all the fun out of jumping 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I have an old 1 pin BASE container, when im done packing the pin in the centre of the rig causes it to "pinch" the packjob no matter how neat you try to be. At that point i throw it down and get my knees into it bending and shaping it. What im saying is rigs are more durable than most think and can take a bit of a beating. I worry more about the person just off AFF, gets an old beat up rig and goes freeflying. Thats when i give the red tape speech. Sure funky exits are not the most sensible thing to do, but if done on the rare occasion with care and attention i aint too worried about it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

You have missed the point by a mile. I don't care if you want to swoop yourself right into the ground, but if you were trying to do it in the middle of a busy landing pattern, I would take issue with that, Likewise, everything you do in the plane has a direct result on the safety of everyone else in the plane, not just yourself. As such, it's not just your choice if you want to act in an unsafe manner for no good reason. What to pull a two person tube out of the door? Gte the skills to fly it off the plane instead of rolling it off the floor. A tube is just a closed freefly compressed accordian. Pull the acordian off the door and pick up the grip. I don't give two shits about your personal freedoms when there's chance they will impact my own safety, and that of the other jumpers, pilot, aircraft, and DZ. There's no way to 'be careful' about grinding your pins in to the floor, and dragging your PC handle across the floor and door frame. So again, how many deaths have occurred as a direct result of it? Mountain out of a mole hill maybe? Knee jerk reaction? I'm not even a fan of tube exits, but when a guy doing his 100th wants one done and asks, im sure as fuck gonna do it. Then again im just not a fan of red tape. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Of course. Just don't drag your pins/PC handle across the floor/edge of the door while doing it. If you dislodge something in the door it won't be fun for you, or anyone else in the plane. Of the millions of jumps done how many deaths have been a direct result of these types of exits compared to say swooping? Yea, just start a wicked fast low turn, if you misjudge it then it wont be fun for you blah blah. Everything in skydiving can either be done safely or stupidly, if you wanna drag arse in the plane be sure to do it carefully. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Wrong, give it a go. Takes about a week to get in the swing of things. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Become a packer. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Or we could exit how we want and have fun. Like evolved humans. Personally im a fan of the simple back to relative wind and do a slow gainer watching plane fly away. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. Pretty Prison Bitch Soap Fetcher Yes, she does have great tits. I think you're just saying that though to make up with me because in reality you started this whole fight because you are a sociopath and are insanely jealous of my awesome fixed object exits and mad aerial skills. crusty mouthed dinglewatcher Your triple gainer is commendable, it really is and im thoroughly pleased and impressed considering i thought you were gonna go in within a month of taking up this sport. But the fact of the matter still remains that you exit like a fucking weirdo. I think its about time you actually opened an object yourself instead of mooching off the hard work of others. PuSSIYS fuck off. What would Jesus jump? Listen here you drunken possum chasing crocodile hunter wanna be glob of infectious vaginal discharge...AKA Pyro When I open an object I will be sure to call you to make sure we get the jump plastered all over the local and national news networks, until then i shall remain an old school base ninja. I do have to give you partial credit for my aerial experience. I was completely satisfied falling flat and happy until you made that bet with Tim behind my back that he couldn't get me to do a gainer. After that I thought why not a double then why not a triple, then why not a 2 way triple. Dunno whats next, i'll let you know. I really wanted to jump tonight, but it's windy as hell. You gonna kite your tarp and get slammed into the taxiway again? I could go for a laugh. IN all seriousness though it's the weekend, and i have more important things to do than be online, specifically with previously mentioned tits, so i'm outta here. Let's plan on our usual Sunday morning jump after your tea and crumpits. "I'm tella ya! There ain't nuthin betta...than a nice big butter-ary crumpit, and a nice cuppa tea with a spot a milk....there's nuthin gay about it!" floppy-chinned scrotumchauffeur Dont even pretend you're getting any with your mother in town, thats lame. I have just been out drinking with red necks and find this whole thread rather silly. Im glad you can credit me with your ariel finesse but how about you stop being a homo with your jesus pose even coming out of them? Like i said, the ariels rock, but the jesus thing is getting old. Now, im gonna go to fucking bed with big asian boobies and maybe even send you a picture. So you can jack off with your mum in the other room. PuSsIES YElloW 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. Pretty Prison Bitch Soap Fetcher Yes, she does have great tits. I think you're just saying that though to make up with me because in reality you started this whole fight because you are a sociopath and are insanely jealous of my awesome fixed object exits and mad aerial skills. crusty mouthed dinglewatcher Your triple gainer is commendable, it really is and im thoroughly pleased and impressed considering i thought you were gonna go in within a month of taking up this sport. But the fact of the matter still remains that you exit like a fucking weirdo. I think its about time you actually opened an object yourself instead of mooching off the hard work of others. PuSSIYS fuck off. What would Jesus jump? 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

and i'd totally devaginize your sister. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID International Boo-Cocky Receiving Champion. How about the time we got to the bottom of a 5.5million volt power tower and saw a storm rolling in WITH a 5 mph headwind and you said "It'll be fine." Then said in the car "That was really stupid lets not tell anyone we did that" and proceed to post it all over the internet? OR How about the time you jumped that building during rush hour, put the video online, and got a call from a reporter an hour later? Huh Jeb? PuSSies...ah screw it you're an idiot Shit Eating Ass Muncher I am a changed man, i found the power of Jeebus and have changed my media whoring ways. All in all, lets just confirm that this whole thing could have been avoided if you just agreed with my original statement that your car is faggy. Also i still have your blue wanna be gang star bandanna in my car. Click Click BOOM! (also a gay song) Pussies BLue. I feel bad for all this slander, i feel like i need to make it up to you and say something nice... Your fiery red head has great tits. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer Dear Jersey Fish Market Smelling Oozing Ham Wallet, What about the time you couldn't jump because you were bruised and all cut up and bleeding from getting drunk and falling down in the snow naked? or "I hate taking my hand off because it always shocks my ass!" PuSSiEs BIGeSt Gaping cum dumpster anus At least i climb that shit fast and dont sit half way up during a lightning storm, looking up at everyone else and shouting "is it windy up there?" like a retard. OR when you actually got on top and said "can i have a gear check?" and i turn around to see you standing there without any of your gear ready to check. puSiES STOOPID 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. Nut Gobbler, "Can't tonight mate. My partner is mad at me so I have to be good for a while." PuSSiEs BIG Fugly Bastard, Nothing in this world beats the time i woke up and you had vacated the bunk room in the middle of the night "i woke up puffy and red, i couldn't breath. I washed my face but had to go home. boo fucking hoo" pUssieS BigGer 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Keystone lite. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Her name is John Hayes 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. Puta. I hate to tell ya bro, you don't complain. That constant whining sound that is coming out of your mouth is called bitching, and you're worse than a woman. Poo Burglar, "I cant jump tonight my mums in town so i have to hide my rig and tell her im a guydiver, waaaa!" Sandy Vaginal hole. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

To annoy safety nazi's (including skydivers) 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. Cunt. Besides, I don't hear you complaining when I'm driving your pikey ass around in it. Plus, you gotta admit, it's very stealthy for a BASE vehicle, who on earth would guess its a few base jumpers getting into trouble ad not a soccer mom or old lady? Wanker I do complain, i complain a lot! Anyway my Mercury Sable is all pimped out now, i got one of them tape deck things that let me put the cassette in and play my ipod music through it. Dubs? Pssssh, gay. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Faggot. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

Jungle Jims in Ohio. Oh yea. Get all the old speckled hen you can handle. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

I wouldn't worry about JohnRich too much Billy. He's just doing a fine job of living up to the ignorant stereotype that he is. I'm sure it isn't only the Brits who shake their heads at the vile, stupid and quite frankly patronising shit that spews from his pie hole. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.