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We are all very fond of our Grandad and the older he gets the more protective we become. South Africans are keenly aware of the fact that but for a tiny group of of powerful yet peaceful individuals this place would have decended into civil war. The leaders led and the nation sucked it up and put away the bullshit. I suppose what Tonto is trying to point out is that there IS another way.

One helped knock down some New York real estate. One did not.

Fitting them in the tank is not a worry. I'll do what Noah did, take them in 2 by 2. Finding 72 Virgins in SA. Well now that is a challenge.. It will be easier to find Osama

Never quite understood that. Eternity is a long time to ration out 72 virgins. What do you do when you are left with one virgin and 71 old booze hags? Personally I would prefer 72 playboy bunnies...but that is just me

I hate the Swiss. They have holes in their cheese. I am convinced the folk at the factory take the best bits out before they export it. I also stabbed myself in the leg with a Swiss army knife. It hurt...those things are too sharp. Talk about WMD's. The US should invade. My last rant is about their watches. They keep accurate time. What is it with that??? I'm an African an accurate watch is as useful as tits on a bull.

Two blades Razors can be equated to sex. One person is useful when there is nothing else. Two people work well together. Three people are fun but it starts to get 'imprecise' Comments on lube strips anyone???

Silly Scotsman doing things by halves again. Nuke him!!! Just be sure to wear these

So the secret is out Here we are all thinking he posts from the U.S. http://iafrica.com/news/worldnews/309893.htm

Yes that. A Christian, hermit type monk. Oh and read the forum rules before the choir gets dragged into this

Siiiiiigh. I am becoming a monk.

Yup he is about 62-65. Looks older, acts younger Yup....still jumps. Licence no D24 or 25 Edited to add 16 years in the bush were his exact words. The man is busy writing a book at the moment. I have seen the rough draft. It should make for a facinating read.

Tonto I know you are open minded and all. But a Zimbo parking lot attendent....wow that is OUT there

Considering how many Zimbabweans work as parking lot 'attendents' in Cape Town. I think it is us who have been invaded. SOMEBODY heeeeeelp us. OH SHIT.....no oil. We're screwed.

70 jumps per year.

probably got it from Moyo's mom.

Not to mention sloppy, smelly, wormy dead

Hey Clay When you get your ass down here I'll introduce you to a few interesting people. Does 'Selous scout for 16 years" get your attention. Or another rather amusing chap that spent a week in a tree at Cuito Carnivale directing arty fire.

30 is cool. Like being 20 with money. Have a good one

Yep sorry my bad. 10 'Torque to yield' aka stretch bolts. Use once or you will be sorreeeee. Quote still seems excessive though considering the fault. There again agent prices make me as a rule. "Can I have a radiator hose please" "Sure that will be 300" "No can I have a plain rubber one without the 24 carat gold inlay and platinum clamps"

Why? At worst the valve guides are damaged and that is highly unlikely. There again VW is inclined to wear the guides early. There are eight head bolts in a 4 cylinder engine. Are you going to use the other 2 as paper weights. The belt I understand. The tensioner, I really doubt it. The lock bolt may have come loose is all. All this for a jumped timing belt. If that is what happened then slightly bent valves are all you should have. For the kind of repair that is being quoted on. I am surprised that the pistons are not lying in the sump. Go elsewhere you are being had.

I have made my peace with that. It could be worse and look like your ass

Ja but then she will worry that you won't respek her anymore

Most...you get used to it after a while

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