Malta_Dog

Handshake with Chuck Norris. Won an air guitar marathon. Played the Wii without properly warming up. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Oopsie All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Incredible rescue story. Kudos to the divers and the survivor!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=51e_1385934620 All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

A prank that works quite well: Into the bed of your roommate, put a toilet brush (new and clean if you're nice) under the sheets approx. where his torso will lay. With thin and hard to see nylon wire, tie the brush to the cork of a bottle filled with water (or another liquid if you're not nice) that you hide under the sheets also, at the foot of the bed. Insert the cork into the bottle with just enough force to keep it watertight. Ideally, you should wait for the right night to do this, when you know that your roommate will come home late and won't have much hours of sleep. When he'll open the sheets to get into his bed, he'll see/feel the brush and most probably will throw it away, yanking the cork from the bottle by doing so. Then hearing the gurgling water (glass bottle are better for the rich noise ;) ), he will slowly realize that getting a few hours of sleep in his cozy bed won't happen that night All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Genius!

I'm not much of a Guzzi fan, but I have to say that your bike is gorgeous. I ride a BMW F800R as daily commuter (morning: highway and city with heavy traffic - evening: i get out of the city ASAP and then twisty little roads to get home ;) ). Dark grey color, as soap and sponges aren't my favourite hobby. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

An outstanding movie. I've watched it a haf-dozen times and I discover new things every time. + Naomi Watts

D'ya know why they use female names to identify tropical storms? At first they are hot and wet, but when they're gone, so is your car and 1/2 of your house. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Nice try, troll. Everybody knows that a 19th century mouse can't be wireless.... All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

A warning to everyone! Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. I wanted to pass this on in case you haven't heard about it. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Home Depot, Costco, auto parts stores, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get parts and supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works: two nice looking, college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look, except JohnMitchell). When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. You agree and they climb into the vehicle. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen Feb 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th. Also Mar 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 10th, 12th, the 31st and hopefully again this upcoming weekend. So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant. By the way, Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store and bought them out in three of their stores. Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from home, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart. So please, send this on to all the men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. Be extremely careful between the hours of 12:30pm to 3:00 pm these are the best times, I mean worst, to encounter this problem. All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

I had enjoyed reading 'The Bridge' more than 20 years ago and I've just rediscovered his works with 'The Algebraist' which I'm finishing. I liked it so much that I've already bought the first of his 'Culture' novels... Wishing him the best... All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

I love this one :D All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Please everybody just avoid speculation and wait for the official ISA* report! Should be out within the next century. * Imperial Space Administration All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Reminds me of this gem: "Arguing with Apple fans: it’s like playing chess with a pigeon; no matter how good you are at chess the pigeon is just going to knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it’s victorious." All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Sounds like a fun trip. Hats off for driving this missile on the wrong side of the road and in the snow!

I think you're onto something: maybe the use of energy drinks give a bad smell to that shark food with GoPro ;) All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Just show him this pie chart All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Great idea!! All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

I like anchovies almost as much as this guy: http://i.qkme.me/353ktd.jpg All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

... and you need to free some rooms? Easy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N5OhNplEd4 All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Yes but how does it taste? All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Education doesn't make you dumber, but it certainly won't make you smarter. Experience, otoh... All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!

Hey! I resent that remark!! All your dropzone are belong to us!!!!111!