skreamer

Sounds like you're one deprived 16 year old, Onri. /s

Hey diver123 I'd have you know that I wash regularly - once a month whether I need it or not. /s ps now if only these damn flies would stop following me...

No worries, Mark I am using the best contraceptive in the world - my personality! It has yet to fail me... /s

Speaking of which, where has Merrick been lately? Unless his absence has something to do with his *new* rig... /s

Thanks Pammi And for the record, my first 50 posts were all legitimate (yes, I am that sad). AndyMan was the one who then started abusing the system. /s PS Pammi, your pic needs to be really small, cyberskydive can compress it if you ask him nicely

Yours is 7" oomri? Wow, mine is a lot shorter than that, I do still like scratching mine though and REALLY enjoy washing it in the shower. I do hope I don't lose it with age, but luckily I understand that there is help for that as well. I also really like it when a date plays with it and runs her hands over it... /s

Very brave posting that one anonymously, whoever you are... Come out and play... /s

I have noticed that a lot of certifications and licenses in skydiving seem tied into freefall time. Somebody jumping with a wingsuit predominantly would surely rack up more freefall time than somebody doing RW or freefly, whilst making significantly less jumps. Does freefall time spent using a wingsuit count towards certifications/awards/licenses? Looking forward to those replies. /s

Score one for Grogs! lmao /s

Lisa What you said might hold true in California, but unfortunately here in the UK a lot of public places are still made unpleasant for non-smokers by cigarette smoke. I definitely don't whinge about it, if I find a shortage of oxygen in a place I will leave. Unfortunately, I am not always in a position to exercize my 'rights' as a non-smoker. Hopefully the new laws they have passed here will change that. I never mentioned anything about how hard it is to quit and this is not something I think about much (or will ever have to). What I do care about is that I get to breathe clean air (well, as clean as it can get in a big city anyway). /s

That's right Carrie, I am a virgin. All these years in London, no matter how hard all those hot Australian and Swedish girls tried, I kept the faith... lmao

Good thing I am! /s

My best lie was the one I told to my boss recently : I told her I suffer from Irritable Bowel Syndrome (hell, I'm already full of shit as it is). What she doesn't know is that the only thing that will cure my *IBS* is a ride to altitude, followed by a quick (but not TOO quick) return to terra firma. The other unusual thing she might notice is that my condition flares up in the summer. This was a good lie and I am damn proud of it - some days I will get into work looking like shit (from playing UT online the whole night) and then leave after a couple of hours. And the best part? As long as you show up for work, it doesn't matter if you leave during the day - it doesn't count as a sick day. God, I love my job!

Skyhawk this has NOTHING to do with a cypres. If you choose to jump with or without a cypres, that has absolutely no relevance to my health (unless you bounce on me of course). This reminds me of the smokers pathetic excuse that alcohol kills more people than smoking. Alcohol can be drunk in moderation (apparently), I can choose not to drive a car or go hunting when pissed. But if I am standing next to you drinking a beer, does that stink and damage your health? (unless I start farting, then woo-hoo run for cover) One of the things I liked best about California was to be able to go out drinking and clubbing and not smell like poo the next day (even though I had slept in a gutter). In fact I found that in California I could wear the same clothes for a week (day and night) without needing to change. /s

Dutchboy, do you mean to say they smoked in the plane while you (a non-smoker and student) were flying? Or did you just mean that being smokers there is a notiecable effect when at altitude? I am really curious about this smoking/hypoxia relationship, hopefully we have someone medical who can confirm/explain it. /s

Mmmmmmmmmm FreakSis! Even better with ice cream and whipped cream though!

OK, here's a post that pretty much nobody is neutral on - smoking. I have noticed that quite a few skydivers seem to smoke and don't quite understand why. It costs money (that could be used on JTs), it stinks and it kills you. Is this perhaps because there is a bit of a fighter pilot mentality, ie what we do is so dangerous why shouldn't I smoke? Skydiving is about living, smoking isn't... skreamer (and I bet every smoking skydiver owns a flame-thrower...)

Yeah, tractors have *pulling power*! Sorry, I know that's lame but I just had to get it in there. /s PS not drinking is probably a good thing - not smoking is definitely a good thing! There are lots of quicker, cheaper less painful ways to kill yourself if you really hate life enough to want to smoke.

Hi Alex That advice was given to me originally on the understanding that the wind on the deck could pick up while you are climbing to altitude or still under canopy. /s

Just remember, I got to 50 posts, by posting real messages - you guys are all sad lousy cheats! /s PS I only started cheating to get my 'C' license which doesn't even exist - damn!

Aah Sis, don't tell me you're one of those 'Don't you dare leave me tied to the bed covered in food while you watch TV' type women? Boring! What say we include somebody else and use the leash on them? Bring out the Gimp! /s

Hey Lisa Scars are cool, scars are sexy, scars are a turn-on! Only real people living real lives get scars, they are a reminder of a life being well-lived. You wear a bikini on the beach and I'll be licking the sand you walk on!

Good morning World! It's a great day, I am about to call in sick AND today is the first day of the rest of my life as an 'Enthusiast' - Woo-hoo! /s

You guys are so pathetic and childish it makes me sick! You ought to be ashamed of yourselves! /s PS no new title when you clock 100 - damn!