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Thanks Matt. It is pretty hard for me, because I met guys at Skydance with 1000 plus freeflys who were happy to jump with total newbies (ie me). I was unstable for a very long time the first two fun jumps when I first tried sit-flying and that didn't psyche me out (in fact I sort of enjoyed it). I have never minded going unstable on purpose either, which helps too. Anyway, I am hoping to order a freefly suit from Flitesuit and go out for Skydance's boogie in June. /s

*pant* *pant* hubba hubba We definitely want to see some pics of this action!

Rum? Can't drink that stuff man, it's karate juice! Next thing you think you're Bruce Lee and your granny ends up getting the Karate Kid stork kick and xmas is spoilt (again!).

Hey Greg I get the feeling you and I are posting in the middle of a forest and if we fall over nobody will hear us (except us of course). /s Just found some fine whiskey - sweeeeeet, now I don't need to go down the offie!

no-way : 2-way *dirtdive* that your partner just will NOT go for... /s

hard dick : when it's time for some protection over*head*... /s

Think you could use some of that mental discipline to register and/or login so we can know who you are? Thanks for the post, I had never even thought to consider an unstowed brake line. (Then again, on my Titanic of a main, I severely doubt I would notice anything!) NEXT!!! /s

static line : phone conversation between partner and skydiver who has just spent their life savings on a custom rig...

sham pack : what packers do with student freefall rigs when they are in a hurry... /s

Thanks Mike! I suspect that I will have met most of those Grade 1 criteria by time I have achieved my B license. I have another question for you : I am on 33 jumps at the moment and am considering skipping my A license and going straight for my B. Does the BPA allow this and what is the process? /s ps maybe I should just mail the BPA in the morning and get it directly from them, so if you aren't sure, don't worry about it.

closure loop : thing that goes on your finger the day you get married... /s

Hump ticket : when you haven't got any for so long that you have to pay for it... /s Damn, I'm almost outta beer...

Chickout jump : scoping out the hot babe exiting just before you... /s

Debrief : when you have to change your undies after your last jump because you totally shat yourself... /s

How about if I just do some dirt-diving with her??? /s

Attitude Awareness : when people bring it to your attention that you are behaving like a dick...

Me two!

Choice post bro! NEXT!!! /s

Hog book : when somebody makes a pig of him/herself and manifests for jumps they aren't ready to make... /s This beer is really helping, I think I'm on a roll

Kraap : when your goggles are so dirty/scratched/misty that you can't see your alti... /s

Sideblinder : cameraman taking out fellow skydiver because he didn't see him... /s

Thypres : clenching your buttocks together should it ever fire... /s

Pack like a Pro : video travel guide for hookers about to hit the road... /s

lmao Dude, mail me your girlfriend as well - I reckon I've got the 'RAM' to take care of her (and if my hard drive fails, I'll just boot off a floppy!)

Pro Shytter : skydiver who always lies about how low he pulled! /s Excellent thread Frank!