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If I had that kind of adventure when I just went to get a bite to eat, I wouldn't know whether to boycott the place or become their best customer

Been here since the original site. Kinda sad. Gotta rip apart my puter and move along. C-ya in Texas.

I believe our God Darwin has betrayed us.

Oh God, PLEASE make it go away!!! No more Cheetos!! Hey, anybody want a Funyon?

Why not?

A cop on duty, or a cop off-duty who was just jumping there?

Nobody's taking the officers side. I personally am just saying if you're going to do it, I couldn't care less, just don't get caught. But if you DO get caught - it's NOT the cops fault! They're doing their job, so put you're hands behind you're back and live with it

Trust me, when it comes to dogs and the noxious fumes - size is irrelevant!

Goddamn it

I disagree with that. They have a certain amount of discretion, but they can't just ignore blatant disregard for laws.

Or AT LEAST be more careful not to get caught!! (That was a half tongue-in-cheek comment folks)

Dude, SHUT UP!!!! They don't know I'm here!!!

It used to be that way. I liked it, you could be more creative. Of course, one person's "creativeness" is another person's "annoyance." Anybody who's been here long enough know's the direction that's going .

DAMN!!!

...which one would you pick? Notice I didn't say "could" live in a different country, I mean if for some reason you HAD to leave the country you live in now and move to a new one, which would you prefer? Why?

No kids, don't want any for myself. My cousins have been spittin' 'em out fairly regularly, so if I want to play with 'em I can. But if they start to smell funny I can return them to the owner

Twin Otter, C182 & C206, and that was awhile ago. Any other threads to lower my self asteem?

Maybe I should reconsider getting my ATP...

Just picked up the latest issue of PC GAMER. As I scanned through it I found out that American Laser Games (I've never heard of 'em either) released Mad Dog McCree for PC. I think it was in arcades like a freakin' decade ago. It was HORRIBLE, I vaguely remember playing it. Well, PC GAMER gave it their "official" rating for the game - a score of 4%. Why is this important? Well it's not, but it DOES mean that Skydive! by Electronic Arts (rated at 5%) is no longer the worst game of all time ever produced for the PC. woohoo (Yes, I'm bored) EDIT: Changed Subject for shits and giggles. Then changed it again 'cause I'm stupid.

Ozzie doesn't bother me. Now if JACK was in there...

Nope, I was playing my NES emulator yesterday - a major bitch with a keyboard

I didn't even know you COULD straigten it. How much did it cost? My brother fucked his Chevy up off-roading, hit something hard enough to bend the front up - buckled the quarter panels.

Do they come standard?

I'm not sure what kind it is. What should I name it?

I used to have that memorized to some insane digits. Then I discovered beer...