Dougiefresh

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  1. Places to go, people to do! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  2. A lit match on top of the liter of cooking oil. FOOM! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  3. I have a huge amount of respect for and a little fear of the ocean,... you never know it's power until it's too late. Plus it's got bitey things that can take yer legs off snap snap. And jellyfish! When I was 10 I got stung by a bluebottle, those things are nasty. Tendrils wrapped around me three times, the marks didn't heal for 6 months. I think it's cuz the ocean is ALIVE, you know? I'll still swim in it, but damn if I'm not a little nervous the whole time. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  4. I had it preordered, came today in the mail. Just finished it, seven hours after opening it. Good, not great. IMHO the faster King churns them out, the lower the quality of the story. And his ego is showing, bigtime. That being said, the series is still one of my favorite yarns. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  5. Ebay. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  6. His final response told me everything I need to know about him. Instead of doing the mature and responsible thing, which would be accepting that he fucked up multiple times and asking for help in an effort to correct the mistakes and become a better skydiver, he threw insults around and stormed out. "I quit!" Off he goes to pout about how everyone is against him. That makes him a childish punk in my book. The sport, (any sport! the world!) is better off without dangerous people who are so immature that they can't accept that something might be their problem and not the problem of those around them. If he acts half as childish in real life as he does on the forums, he's no one any of us should want around, no matter how good a skydiver. Which evidence suggests wasn't that good to begin with. Good skydivers have good attitudes, end of story. Again, good riddance. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  7. Good riddance. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  8. I have yet to find a razor that can handle my stubble. I've got my grandfather's Russian genes, the man's a bear. I'm thinking I should shave with gel made from proteases. Wait a minute, that's a really great idea! I'm gonna go make it and sell it and get rich! Let the record show that it is June 8 2004 at 1:45 pm CST. If anyone tries to patent this before my I shall sue you for all your skydiving gear! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  9. Depends what you say about him. If it's "RIP" then bonfire. If it's "He was Republican and I love/hate him because of it" then Speaker's. Seems obvious to me, but of course, I'm a friggin genius. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  10. Tornadoes aren't red! Silly automakers! I was all disappointed when I clicked on this, I thought you were going to show pics of a new RIG! Oh well, cars are nice too.
  11. What does the DZO say about all this? Is grounding appropriate? If this guy won't listen to reason, maybe he'll listen to discipline. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  12. Won't be necessary, trust me. You'll be grinning like an idiot whether you're thinking about smiling or not. You'll look something like this Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  13. The fact that it was welded from the outside doesn't necessarily mean that he wasn't working alone. He was motivated and technically skilled enough to make a homemade tank. Given the tools, time, and motivation, I could figure out a way to weld myself into a box. Fortunately, I'm not planning a rampage... anytime soon anyway. Proper motivation to weld myself into a box would be one of those fine skydiving ladies willing to be in there with me. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
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    I called that number once. It sucks tho, it's just some bitch talking about how "my call did not go through", and saying that I "try my call again". She was really rude about it too, just kept saying the same thing over and over. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  15. My favorite part of the article was, "When I saw the tank-looking thing, I went home." If I saw a tank-looking thing driving down the street knocking over buildings with 2 guns out the front, I'd tear ass. This guy seems so calm about it. Yeah, you know, same old shit, different day. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  16. Shit, any ladies wanna volunteer to be my pimp mama? Hand me the toilet brush, I'll get to work. "I want that head so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump!" You got it, drill sergeant ma'am. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  17. Some warning would have been nice. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  18. I hope he rests easy. The last few years have not been kind to him or his family. My grandfather had Parkinson's. Neurological degeneration is not a day at the park. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  19. Let the flaming begin!!!! Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  20. Apparently he shot himself at the end. I can't imagine getting that angry about anything... Sounds like the guy was kinda taking it in the rear for a while tho, felt helpless and emasculized, and decided to lash out. He certainly made an impression, pun very much intended. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  21. And plenty of ponds for swooping. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  22. Please tell the situation: gear, conditions, # of jumps, any mistakes on your part, etc. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  23. My ex always hated it when I waved off... Too bad we routinely had mals. Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams
  24. So find a skygod and have them do it. Besides, it's not about you, it's about this selfish person doing whatever they want without thinking. Can you give specifics about what your friend is doing? Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. --Douglas Adams