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  1. bivar

    UFO was ..... Cat

    Mystery solved: http://www.aftenposten.no/english/local/article.jhtml?articleID=516591 ----------------------------------------
  2. It is. ----------------------------------------
  3. In the winter? I really do not know. They show up in april and disappear in september. ----------------------------------------
  4. I know this has been posted earlier by wingnut, but he forgot the last paragraph: ------------------------------------------------ Axis of Evil Wannabees by John Cleese Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil", Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the "Axis of Just as Evil", which they said would be "more evil than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis" President Bush warned of in his State of the Union address. Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as having, "for starters, a really dumb name". "Right. As if they are just as evil ... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils? eh evilest? that we're the best." Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded, although they conceded they had asked if they could join the Axis of Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries", explained Iraqi President Saddam Hussein. "This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have three. And a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool." International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift, as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil", forcing Somalia to join with Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil", while Bulgaria, Indonesia and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just Generally Disagreeable". With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be called the "Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be Asked to Host the Olympics". Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About America", while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick". "That's not a threat, really, just something we like to do", said Scottish Executive First Minister Jack McConnell. While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axis, although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries Whose Names End in 'Guay", accusing one of its members of filing a false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay denied the charges. Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but privately world leaders said that's only because no one has asked them. ----------------------------------------
  5. This is a beautiful country: http://www.aftenposten.no/english/bildeserier/article.jhtml?articleID=436264 ----------------------------------------
  6. I want more pic's of me ----------------------------------------
  7. Look here: http://www.howstuffworks.com/what-if-shoot-tv.htm ----------------------------------------
  8. Good question. I do not belive that the regulations apply to foreign visitors. I'm pretty sure they don't. Cobalt's are not approved in Norway, but we do not stop visitors from jumping one. I belive this policy also is beeing used regarding wingload. (Common sense is used of course) ----------------------------------------
  9. Clicky: www.svenz.com ----------------------------------------
  10. Probably you're right. (My wingload is 1.18:1 at 125 jumps. Don't tell anyone ) ----------------------------------------
  11. In Norway we got new wingload regulations last year: 0-200 jumps: max wingload is 1:1.1, stilettos, crossfires etc. are not allowed. 200-350 jumps: max wingload is 1:1.3, vx etc. not allowed. 350 -500 jumps: max wingload: 1:1.6. More than 500 Jumps: Individual evaluation of each skydivers skills/capabilities. ----------------------------------------
  12. We're proud of you all. ----------------------------------------
  13. A friend of mine flew up to 13984 ft with 130 helium balloons last summer. (World record) He is aiming for 21000 ft this year. http://www.flyhigh.no/ (In Norwegian only, but lots of pictures and video clips. Click Bilder or Film) ----------------------------------------
  14. Lets see: 1 litre 95 oct= 9,69 norwegian kroner 1 us$ = 7 nok 1 litre= 1,38 us$ 1 gallon = 3,78 litre 1 gallon = 5,23 us$ And the price is getting higher every week. ----------------------------------------
  15. No news on their website regarding this. http://www.pisa.co.za/sport/ ----------------------------------------
  16. Here you go: http://www.pisa.co.za/ ----------------------------------------
  17. bivar

    Jippie...!!!!

    Gratulerer!!! Hva heter firmaet? ----------------------------------------
  18. bivar

    Superbowl ads

    Here they are: http://www.aol.com/superbowlads/ ----------------------------------------
  19. This weekend i'm going to jump my new rig for the first time. My wife actually told me that I had to spend this weekend at the DZ, her mother is coming for a visit, and they would not have me around.
  20. What about SkyNun? ----------------------------------------
  21. Wings w-11 Triathlon 190 main Raven Dash-M 181 reserve ----------------------------------------
  22. I wish all of my DZ.COM friends a Merry Christmas. ----------------------------------------
  23. Do NOT waste your bandwidth downloading these videos. Actually just one of the links is working, and that video is only a higher resolution version of the one mentioned it the first post of this thread. The download is slow also. It never became faster than 35 kB/sek. ----------------------------------------
  24. bivar

    300-way photo

    What did you call them? Wankers? ----------------------------------------