Tonto

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  1. You didn't read my review very carefully, did you? Do you think you would notice a riser slap from a Tandem when wearing only sunglasses? Mmm? Besides. Even if it was a riser slap - The sunglasses were there - they hadn't even budged, the clip was there, and the Dytter was not. t It's the year of the Pig.
  2. I only argue and troll when the DZ is closed. We jump weekends only here... promise!
  3. I'm giving my age away here, as I was in High School in the late 70's. In Cleese's early days he did a bunch of educational video's, like "how to prepair for a job interview" I'd seen an early Monty Python movie, and recognised him from that... and was laughing my head off! Teacher wanted to know what the joke was - and I explained that that was John Cleese. He made us sit until the credits rolled to see if I was right... It's the year of the Pig.
  4. Here in South Africa we are also aligning to the FAI standard. Our "D" has been 300 dives for the last 10 years. Our licences are also disipline specific - so you may hold a D in FS, but that doesn't make you a freefly expert. t It's the year of the Pig.
  5. Many instructors believe you can't arch with your chest strap tight. This is nonsense. Comfort is one thing, Having the rig come off is another. I wear mine WAY tighter than average, then back it off under canopy. t It's the year of the Pig.
  6. That's good advice. I've just bought a 107, and have spent 2 weekends working on my "backyard" landings. Straight aproach, slow as possible touchdowns with as little speed as I can manage. I think I'll be telling my students that as well from now on. t It's the year of the Pig.
  7. I'm a long way from this in time and space... Why was this man suspended for 30 years? Who died? e It's the year of the Pig.
  8. The DZ nearest here, (Wonderboom, Pretoria, South Africa) is celebrating their 40th birthday this Easter and is the second oldest in SA. The oldest has been going since 1955. Both operate in their origional locations. t It's the year of the Pig.
  9. I don't know, but we're on that road in South Africa now. I'm CI of only the second turbine DZ in the country. We got a Porter a year back. The other DZ is maybe 100 miles from here and they operate a King Air B90. Everyone else is in Cessnas... t It's the year of the Pig.
  10. Hey. I recall the ad. It was a black and white, right? Or was it a rip off? I thought it may have been a base at the time... 600ft springs to mind. Good luck finding it! t
  11. Yeah. Every year an Alti or two of mine walk off. My stuff is scattered all over the DZ, and Justice, a friend and packer of my rig follows me about and keeps track of my stuff. When I'm queried about my "poor security" my answer is always the same. I'm at home. I don't lock away everything in my home, even when strangers visit. t It's the year of the Pig.
  12. Mine was a Swift - 5 cell by Paraflite. 177 sq ft I think. I remember people warning me of how radical it was...
  13. Do AFF. But then again - I'm an AFF I. I think where you have lots of "down-time" due to weather or other factors, the more you can learn in your "up time" the better.
  14. Well, they didn't do it for me. I was one of the first people to lose a Pro Dytter - and they told my dealer "it had never happened before." A few months later they were handing them out to everyone. Pissed me right off - and I never got what I paid for. See my review. t It's the year of the Pig.
  15. http://www.cnn.com/2003/WORLD/meast/03/24/sprj.irq.apache.attack/index.html It's the year of the Pig.
  16. Damn. And I thought I'd looked everywhere!
  17. Well, I think you're going for a record. The record for blowing up the most shit without getting the dude you're after. Where is Osama? Where is Saddam? Ah well. You still manage to kill a couple of thousand civillians. It's the year of the Pig.
  18. Tonto

    PULL or DIE...

    I have one in my rig. It's 2 years overdue for it's 8 year service simply because they cocked up the first one so badly. If it turns on - great. If not - great. About 2400 of my dives have been done without. t It's the year of the Pig.
  19. Pipe. It's the year of the Pig.
  20. No Personal attacks? Pipe. It's the year of the Pig.
  21. Spot on Man. Your son showed the disipline I would expect from any martial artist. The military has enough problems without people like that. They'll take care of it. t It's the year of the Pig.
  22. pipe. It's the year of the Pig.
  23. pipe. It's the year of the Pig.
  24. pipe. It's the year of the Pig.