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If it's beer o'clock here and lunchtime there that means, the rest of the world (namely England) preceded America, therefore we are in fact the core of the globe.

No, it's not! It's beer o'clock (well almost - another hour - who ever thought of working on a Friday night needs to be castrated) Nothing in my immediate environment takes my fancy it has to be said, and I dont even get to go jumping this weekend. Shall just have to fantasise then!

You forgot this bit! The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

yep, I'd go with that. Hair of the dog - never fails. Your body clearly cant handle the sobriety - dont fight it. Either that or fuck work off and go skydiving - nice blue ones up there today! Both involve not being at work staring at a computer screen which has never been a good recipe for beating a hangover...

There's always one who thinks he knows it all!

Or the ground, and then you could fly into the earth's core (but only if you believed) and fly out the other side and come out in Australia. Bonus! Probably not so good for you Americans - would end up in the Russian steppes or something!

You do anyway you old duffer!

.... or marshmallow.....

Brilliant - just sent it to a married couple of 21 years old at work, both hardcore God Squad. They found it hilarious - not sure if that was the response I was after or not!

Warm beer! You some kind of freak or what?

Alright Jo! How come you get to go on t'internet at school. I guess its all changed since I had a bit of chalk and slate. Yep your'e right though - nothing more sucky than work, and cold cloudy January skies.

Kent boys? Class? Tehehe!!!!! Stick wiv me and Taff, we'll show you some proper drinking holes, and yeah prob best to stay away from Fucknuckle #1 aka Macca.

still at work, and its almost 8pm over here on Christmas Eve Eve. Boss has only just turned up, which I would give him respect for only its his day off - what a gimp. Now he wont let us go so we can drink mucho beer. Where is his soul????

Could be Gap? That's in France, Europe.

Worked off my feet here, must have made at least 2 phonecalls in the last 8 hours. Hey if someone is stupid enough to pay 20 layabouts to sit around in an office all day playing around on t'internet its not my problem. Capitalism seems to be turning in on itselg here in oxfordshire - silly bastards. I like to think of work as a mutual piss-take relationship. Oh well at least I know what I'm buying myself for Christmas now!

Bah humbug! Hope you dont choke on your chicken or beef! I wanna come, will you say hello to Joe the instructor if he still there. Not working but I am now, and I have to put up with my fascist aunt on the day. And no skydiving for another 3 weeks after that. Any presents from Eloy will be accepted!

I was always be indebted to Pete for leading me to start jumping at Headcorn in the first place, where I have made a lot of mates, Pete being one. I answered an advert for a 4-way team, what I was thinking I dont know with my 20 jumps but thats a different story. He made me feel perfectly welcome, and sane, especially when I saw the first rendition of the 'dance of the flaming arseholes'! He was always such a character and will be missed by a lot of people, not just limited to Headcorn. Feel the luv.

Oooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!! You coming down tomorrow then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cant wait to see you! Nowt wrong with sabres, not as good as sabre 2 granted, but better than your froggy canopy, we tried them when PdeF were round the other day - weird! Mmm nothing like a freefly friendly container eh Anyway beeter get back to work, are you in London tonight or are you coming down from Wales, past Oxford???? xxx

Hello

Hello Bendy! Yes that'll be me...if it ever stops pissing down with rain. Do you need me to do anything for you

Fair enough - I can certainly agree with a fair part of that - arrogant incompetent dolt on the BPA - surely not . And true a lot of the time these people are running the dz and therefore not injecting enough enthusiasm and effort in terms of getting these students in the sky - I know that from first had experience from the dz I trained at which is not the dz I jump at now and was impenetrable in terms of this unfriendly, unhelpful sort of attitude. Funnily enough thats why I dont jump there anymore. However that is not the same with every dz. And on the smaller scale - theres a mixture within each dz. I know its really elementary and you heard it enough before but generalisations like that are mostly a fallacy, not very helpful and quite annoying. Whilst my dz has a healthy share of pain in the arses, they generally are not allowed to prevail. Unfortunate that this sort of attitude exists anywhere, but in terms of making it happen, that needs to come from the student as well. I could quite easily have been put off, but you have to look beyond the first obstacle, because theres going to be plenty more. And it is Britain with crap weather and to a large extent crap planes, when was the last time you felt yourself staring at lightbulbs through lack of daylight. Don't mean to go on, but just sticking up for my good guy instructor friends - one day we'll get rid of all the baddies. Oh that and I'm at work and trying to perfect the art of timewasting (in terms of market research anyway!)

Bit harsh?

Come to Headcorn - that will get her worries in some sort of perspective! Go on Moth - you know you want to!

Don't know who your'e talking about!

No I meant the Dazzle geezer. Yeah you should come down for one of the london pissups!