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The devil made me do it.

Just a side note: The wife of the coolest boogie organizer ever, owns Hallmark I think, so maybe this idea could really work.

He thinks I'm too fat.

Never heard of Mama Cass and I can't stand Janis's voice at all. Apparently, anyone can make it today. There are hundreds of bands that I can't stand that can fill a stadium full of fans.

1) Switch to decaf. 2) Enjoy the moment. 3) Save half of your money for the unexpected. 4) Focus on the journey, not the destination.

I just want to say: I really like your posts in Bonfire.

Members of clergy are not allowed to jump at my new drop zone.

You'll chip your tooth, kid.

Told ya they can't explain it. But it's for a fun night on the town. And they wonder why we just look at the boobies.

Dude, we'll never understand. Don't even try because they can't explain it either. I think it's like the shoe thing or something. Wait, never mind.

Hundreds of camera jumps and a camera suit helps too. By the time you are this good, sometimes it's really fun to go with a tandem that is not getting video. The tandem masters are so bored they would love to have you...and the student might come back for more if you help make it an awesome dive.

Refers to my penis as a "cheese stick".

80% of skydivers will be S.O.S. members.

And if you listen very hard The tune will come to you at last When all is one and one is all, yeah To be a rock and not to roll.

Watching yourself sleep. Kinky. Hey, look at all the answers I got from these Yahoos.

prison sex?

Must have been an excellent safety meeting.

What part of "Let me know here!" don't you understand?

Ok . I will.

We can't explain it. We are so tired trying. Why don't you do US a favor and go jump, then write about it on your little website.

A canopy is a wing. A non-rigid collapse-able descending wing. Wings and canopies need air moving over them to fly. You can collapse your canopy with your toggles by distorting the wing. Keeping a canopy inflated is done by flying into the wind. Wings fly better if they fly into the wind. Stop the wind over your wing or stop the wind from inflating your canopy, and your canopy will collapse. Turbulence can cause this. Avoid turbulence. Avoid stalls below cutaway level. The perfect aircraft landing is a controlled stall at the last possible moment.

Yes. Making a tent helps keep the static cling from the blanket off you so that the Earth's magnetic field is undisturbed. Sleep hard.

Does it matter if your feet point toward the East, West, North, or South or should we just worry about the door and the windows for safety, and ease of use?