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plz don't kill me but: the educated decision would be if anybody really needs a MARD-system after thorough discussion of the why's because on a personal level I still fail to see the merits of such systems The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

nice manual. part I love best: You may never board the aircraft with a harness in anything but a jumpable configuration. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

I remember having to answer a question about a demo jump, where the demo jumper would be dressed up as a witch, with broom and hat, plus the demo jump was to be at night and close to water. Question was, what to prepare and how to handle this. A number of people started writing like a full page how-to. The correct answer was: Don't what I don't get is the negative attitude of some posters opposing that very legitimate answer.... once again - dz.com kangaroo-court The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

speaking of paddy.... paddy thinks that cunilingus is a new airline how do you make an irishman burn his ear? phone him when he's ironing The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

BUMP Just this week I was looking into dz.coms database, cause i stumbled across a fishy add..... didn't find the item.... But: is there a link-list of intl. databases on stolen gear???? if anybody has put together such a list, plz post The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

cool :-) The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i am just wondering what kind of arguement you'd use if your citizenship was other than u.s. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

your government has an excellent record of supporting crooks all over the planet to do the dirty work for the u.s. few examples? who invented the mudjaheddin/taliban to fight off russian troops in afhanistan? who invaded iraq to get rid off sadam hussein and opened a shitload of a can of worms? who is still supporting the saudi regime -> which in fact is the biggest supporter of wahabism = radical islam? who helped to topple the regime in lybia leaving a bloody mess? and I haven't even stated to recall all the ops in middle & central america.... It's always fun being lectured to by Germans, who did more than anyone else to create the political dynamics of the last 70 years. you just won me a case of beer: had a bet running with a mate that exactly this kind of reply would come... and btw: being german or not (no, i'm not) makes no difference in the mess u.s. foreign politics left all over the place when fighting commies after WWII The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

your government has an excellent record of supporting crooks all over the planet to do the dirty work for the u.s. few examples? who invented the mudjaheddin/taliban to fight off russian troops in afhanistan? who invaded iraq to get rid off sadam hussein and opened a shitload of a can of worms? who is still supporting the saudi regime -> which in fact is the biggest supporter of wahabism = radical islam? who helped to topple the regime in lybia leaving a bloody mess? and I haven't even stated to recall all the ops in middle & central america.... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

that! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

a couple's having their 50th wedding anniversary, they are still very fond of each other. so she suggests that they have breakfast like in the times they were young - naked. as they are sitting at the table smiling at each other she says: "honey, looking at you gives my heart such a warm feeling." "no wonder. your tit is hanging in the coffee-mug" three old ladies are bragging about their successfull, wealthy sons and what kind of presents they can afford for their mothers. first one: my son took me on a cruise on hisown yacht a for half year. second one: thats nothing. mine just bought me this nice little island in the carribean. he's also paying for the staff third one: mine's been in therapy for the last 30 years. 5 times a week for 2 hours. and who's he talking about? ME! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

It's funny how the same joke runs in different countries. I've known this one for years but never figured out how to translate and make it work in english

just thinking about the locations paragliders exit from, where the fly & where they get their thermals from = mountains, lots of woods etc - gives me the creeps The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

awwwww c'mon! just when we started to have fun you had to bring that in. so folks: the party is over. now lets all get back to real life The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

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give me an example so I can think about it. or someone more clever than me can sum up these two lines of thought in one clever sentence The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

sure. it's fun. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

In many of the safety related discussions one poster turns up stating that a skyhook may have prevented/influenced the outcome - without knowing what the thing really does or how works at all. so I think it's time to come up with the skydivers version of "godwins law": anytime someone posts "skyhook" the discussion is over The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

nearly 900 hits - wonder if you got any material The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

i remember seeing some "exotic" suits when they cleared on of the storagerooms at the dz last year - on the outside the suits looked nice. having a closer look it turned out that these suits were made out of some sort of coated material perfectly suited for motorcyle rain-apparel Maybe there's legit companies out there, selling good quality stuff but I highly doubt it. If you're poor get the cheapest 2nd-hand suit and jump it till it comes to shreds. and remember this: matching colors are highly overrated The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

I am searching for a video of a tube-jump that was on the net some years down the road. it was somewhere in france, it was a big FF-group and they jumped a freaking huge = giant tube that ended up landing in a graveyard anybody got any idea what I am talking about and any hints? yeah I tried google, but didn't find the stuff I wanted... The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

I'm still scratching my head wondering if this "article" is serious. but maybe thats because in my corner of the planet this is a non-issue The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666

nice one - thanks! The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666