chaoskitty

Tickles and steamrollers!

Of course you can have a cookie...

here.. have a cookie.

Thats terrible.

Damn ya got me... ok I fixed it.

I think some men have forgotten how..

I can't believe J didnt reply to my text message.. what a jerk. How ya doing?

Wow!!!!! Now the cool kids are gonna kick you out of their circle. You shouldn't of done that. hah! Yeah whatever.. shes in. Well shes in MY circle at least. Whether thats where the cool kids are or not, we dont care. Screw you guys.. we have wine in our circle!

Hmmm.. I'll put that on the "PRO's" side of the list.. :)

hell yeah...what you need to do is drill a hole in each knee cap. then you want to take two bottle rockets and stick each one in each hole. attach fishing line to a needle, and puncture through the scrotum with it. take each side of the line and tie it to the bottle rockets. light the bottle rockets. back away a bit to prevent getting your clothes dirty from blood. rejoice! LMAO!!!!! That is GREAT! and yes, you are sick!! hahaa!! This is why you are awesome!

Yea.. Me Too.. But then they have those things... Those whatchamacallits.. That they bounce around a few times and then I forget about being mad and go back to drooling. Its not fair I tell you!! Not Fair at all!! That is SO TRUE! Hey ladies if you ever want anything from J, all you have to do is throw your hands above your head and jump up and down. Works every time!

Here's a joke you'll like.. How many men does it take to open a beer? ..None! It should be open when the bitch brings it to him! hahahaaa.. thats funny on so many levels! Hope you liked it.

I KNOW! .. and you know where I'm from.

Europe.. hell.. ever been to Texas?

Heeeey.. that aint bad!

So now that we know how awesome you are... exactly how awesome am I? Just curious..

Kneecaps.

We're still waiting for winter to be over in Georgia before we think about going north! I've got this on my calendar but I can't commit to anything right now due to my grandmother's health. I may be spending a lot of time in Texas in the near future.

I loooove me some Pop!

My roommie is vegetarian so I cook a lot of different stuff. Tofu is easy to cook in the skillet.. and its going to soak up the flavor of whatever you cook it in. Soy sauce is awesome in tofu (imagine that!). You can substitute tofu for just about anything you'd cook with chicken or ground beef. And its awesome in thai recipies. Spicy peanut noodles.. pad thai. Black Beans and pinto beans are a good meat substitue. Try heating up some black beans and serve them in a bowl with a little feta cheese on top, with corn muffins or cornbread pancakes. Thats some southern cookin.. Veggie lasagne is easy. Use lots of squash, zuchinni, spinach, carrots, asparagus.. whatever you like. Layer it up just like a regular lasagne without the meat. Does he eat fish? Its a bit more expensive than meat but its soooo good. Last night we had lemon pepper orange roughy (bought a bag of frozen orange roughy at costco), steamed asparagus, and au gratin potatoes. Other easy fish options are salmon, tuna, mahi, grouper.. swordfish..mmmm.. Dont forget easy stuff like sandwich wraps and burritos. Rice and beans and veggies. Tofu in either as well. If you dont know how to cook any of that stuff.. go online to any recipie site and just look something up with that ingredient and it will tell you how long and what temperature to cook it. I like www.foodtv.com and www.epicurious.com.

I've done a lot of traveling to drop zones and I always end up back here. This is a full service drop zone, and if youre a local or a visitor, you're treated like family. 8 minutes to 14,500 in an air conditioned King Air.. lots of landing room.. seperate landing area for swoopers.. lots of local talent.. just a great place to jump.

I wanna ride! Come pick me up!

If thats true then I know a few people who are incapable of loving. How sad.

Thats not a bad thing Beth... Hammie's a cutie.. and his girlfriend looks like Katie Holmes..

Michelle's glasses... and yes you were! You brought nothing to the table that night..