chaoskitty

If the weather is crap, go down the road to Skydive Atlanta (Thomaston, GA). They seem to be on a different weather system from the farm.

Sounds like some of skinnyshrek's influence...

What kind of beer are you bringing?

You are so cute!

That kinda sounds like a burger..

Like there was any doubt!! Congrats!!

I do love a nice wrangler butt..

What in the hell are you talking about, boy?

haha.. his "making love to my ego" had a completely different meaning for you huh?

"Camptown ladies sing this song, doo-dah, doo-dah..." Send a wire to the governor.. tell him I said OW!

nigga please.. (and dont flame me for using that word..its contextually approprite! )

Write this down... never get in to an "ick factor" contest with Pop..

Yeah that would definitley get rid of her! barf..

I know.. I just wanted you to know I read your posts.. Cheer up sweetie.. its a pretty day! ..ps theres a whole mess of smirnoff ice's in my refrigerator that people have left at parties at my house.. you're welcome to them..

And THAT.. my friend.. is why you should not drink Smirnoff Ice.

Would I ever deny my hippie a sammich?

That would probably work. Or you could just tell her that it burns when you pee... but shes welcome to come over and blow you.

Promise? Sure.. next time you come over I'll fix you a screwdriver. But you have to do something manly around my house first. You mean like fart, burp, and talk about boobies? Ok. Well you can do that if you want but you must also do something that involves power tools or reaching something up high.

No, no its not. Thats sounds like some of that wacky shit that Weege keeps saying. Screw you hippie! Promise? Sure.. next time you come over I'll fix you a screwdriver. But you have to do something manly around my house first.

No, no its not. Thats sounds like some of that wacky shit that Weege keeps saying. Screw you hippie!

Cause its more fun to say Jeezy Creezy..

I'm trying to get out of the habit of saying "Jesus" and saying "Jeezy Creezy" instead.

Obviously if the business is being sued, the owner will have to get a lawyer who can answer these questions. But what a bunch of lame asses.

ha! ha! Ever seen Fandango? Wasnt that Pecos Skydiving?

I can throw my arms above my head and jump up and down.. but thats about all I've got.