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Im asuming thats a typo and you mean "facial"? Nope, I meant racial memory. Laugh your ass off, I don't care. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Sorry Bill, I stand by my post. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Skydiving and Zen? Two words. Brian Germain. You're welcome. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I think Bernie Sayers, Guru312 has kept in touch with him. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

They're fucking idiots for landing anywhere near horses. Horses have a racial memory from a time when they were small and meat eating birds were very large. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Them's some fine birthin' hips. I would not banish her from the bedroom for consuming saltines. At last a model who has some meat on her bones. And I love her farm girl walk and the "you know you want this" smile. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Throw that fucker out like it's on fire and radioactive. Get the picture? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

+1 There is nothing more gratifying to me than to see someone that I brought up through FJC obtaining a rating and teaching others with that attitude for skydiving safety that I tried to instill in them from the get-go.

"As the fire spread, an estimated 100,000 rounds of ammunition inside the house began reacting with the fire and popping in all directions, making it dangerous for firefighters to approach, Montgomery County Assistant Fire Marshal Scott Burlin said." Popping? yes. Posing a threat to firefighters or buystanders NO I'm calling usual media BULLSHIT on this story. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I hope the building got a Prenuptial. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

That's a pretty small pic but your junk looks huge. He's not doing that to be modest. He doesn't want to stampede the mares or make the stallion jealous. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Yeah, truck stop coffee. Yum. I think there's a few references to firearms somewhere in here. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Amen. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Well, at least the workmanship was good...NOT. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Screw Starbucks. They don't even know how to make a Macchiato. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

That statement has always made me wonder. Maybe it lasted twice as long? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Alright folks, Let's keep these stories, uhhhm, coming. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" She said "I love this skydive" She said "I hate this skydive" Bob, you are such a clown. See you in March. Unless you come out for the Super Bowl party on FEB 5th. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

I first heard about this some 20 years ago. Girl comes out and does two tandems. TI tells us later she had the big O on opening. She turns to the Instructor and says, "I'm sorry, that just happens to me some times. TI replies, "Oh no problem, want to do it again?" "Yes." She came back next weekend to start her AFF. Became a jumper, met a man and got married 'bout a year later and moved out of State. Haven't heard from her since. Thanks everybody for your replies, this has been a fun thread. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Well, that was certainly uncalled for. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

My copious apologies. It happens to me some times. Tonight I shift blame to the Northern Lights and the Cougar controversy. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

You folks have to stop now. My side is splitting from laughing so much. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

It's a watch pocket. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Schweeeeet. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

Okay, we've covered the pukers and pass outers. How many TI's have had a female passenger orgasm during the jump? It had to be asked. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)