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  1. Roger Nelson hosted the first Freak Brothers Convention from a dirt strip and hanger located on highway Cr Bb south of Lake Geneva WI. The Bigfoot Boogie or Convention, can't remember which. It was only for 10 days or so. (don't eat the cheesecake
  2. An Army General, A Marine Colonel and a Navy Admiral are having drinks at the Officers Club one day when the discussion turns to which branch has the bravest men. The General takes them to his base and orders a Soldier to take a hand grenade 200 yards out on the range, pull the pin, drop the spoon and count to ten before throwing the grenade. The Soldier does as ordered and at 6 seconds is blown to bits. The General says, “That gentlemen, is a brave Soldier.” They go next to the Marine base where the Colonel orders a pilot to fly his jet to 30,000 feet, nose over into a vertical dive aiming for the end of the runway and pull out at 200 feet. The pilot does as ordered and impacts, resulting in a spectacular fireball. The Colonel says, “That gentlemen is a brave Marine.” Going to the Admirals ship they find a Sailor chipping paint high up on the mast. The admiral yell up to the Sailor, “What's your name Sailor? “Seamen First Class Reilly Sir.” is the reply. “Seaman Reilly, I'm ordering you to jump off the mast, land standing on your feet in front of us and give us a salute.” The Sailor yells back down, “Sir, with all due respect, FUCK YOU, Sir. With a grin the Admiral turns to his shocked friends and says, “That gentlemen takes balls.” “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  3. Good luck to ya bud. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  4. Mossburg isn't too shabby. That is the most serious DUCK gun I've ever seen. One look at it and you'll be ducking too. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  5. Brings a whole new meaning to "Blowing smoke up your ass." “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  6. The inside brass collar or the swaged end itself? Or both. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  7. You may want to try a size 17 needle. I use a 16 but an 18 seems a little too big for most canopy work. While the 16 works well for me the 17 might help avoid the occasional skipped stitch. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  8. never mind, wrong post. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  9. Glad to see your living up to your user name. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  10. Gene03

    Quick question

    I knew that boy wasn't right the first time I met him. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  11. The attached picture is a quick test with a few different zigzag widths. Ignore the white thread in the bottom right corner, the tension was way off when I first started sewing and was pulling the white bottom thread through (I just used what was alread on the bobbin). The bit that looks like a straight stitch along the top is actually a very narrow zigzag, not quite straight. AHEM. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  12. Gene03

    Quick question

    Yeah but they piss Skittles, so there's still a chance... Are you sure it's piss? WOW “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  13. Gene03

    Quick question

    If a Unicorn were to drag its butt through the grass like a dog does, would it leave a rainbow? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  14. Singer 281-21,22,23 etc E thread 16 needle. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  15. Thank God you didn't have to poop. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  16. From the looks of the sewn off sample, it appears to be a double throw zig-zag. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  17. Oh no fucking way. And as far as the other, smoking flowers is like so '60's man. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  18. HACK*COUGH*COUGH*HACK*HACK What was the question again? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  19. I work there so I may be a bit biased. We're halfway through the fall course. The trainees are having a long-ass day blast. They remarked that they can't remember when they worked this intensely. It's satisfying seeing the pack jobs improve in just 5 days. It's also been said that the course is a lot more involved than a lot suspected. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  20. 3 more years and you won't trust a fart at all. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  21. I'm guessing it's a regional thing subject to endless debate. I was taught Hymn, Hymn fuck him. On to more important things. How should it be delivered? A loud but fervent Hyyyyyyyyymn, Hyyyyyyyyymn Fuuuuuuuck Hiiiiiiiim. That really fucks with the whuffos heads in a bar. Or a loud shout out, HIM, HIM FUCK HIM. I've heard it both ways. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  22. Because you sing a Hymn, not a him. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  23. Sun Path? “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  24. The Tiki Hut is open “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)
  25. Gene03

    Skydiving Ex

    And my friends we have a winner. “The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)