ladyskydiver

It was fun having you join us at breakfast. And, well...the scenery is goregous! But the guys were dumber than a box of rocks. How can you not tell you're getting hit on by 2 chicks asking you to their hotel room to help them drink some Smirnoff? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Chocolate, of course. And, conservative...hmm....not sure if my boobie pics that are on here (and that others have seen) are technically considered conservative. I'll be staying at my sister-in-law's so I'll be somewhat more mellow if she's with me. Don't want to give my brother a heart attack while he's in the sandbox playing. He'll have enough on his plate than to worry about me getting into too much trouble. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

My road trip starts on Sunday, March 30th. So, on March 30th, I'm leaving Wisconsin and heading to Tennessee. I'll be taking I-65 through Indiana to I-70 in Tennessee. Then on April 2nd, I'll be heading from Tennessee to Georgia and will be taking I-24 and I-75. I'm planning on stopping at the Farm on Friday, April 4th.

'nuff said. Other than tea with honey...any suggestions to help make it go away? UGH!!!!! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

She's beautiful, J. Congrats to her.

Nope...but if it's not snowing, I may stop out at the DZ for a bit and see people before I leave.

I'd so love to to get together with you!!! OMG!!! That's going to be "fun." Good luck with the x-rays.

If you need input into that book, let me know. I'm more than willing to share stories. Well, due to the 10-15" of snow we're getting and work being slow, I got out of work early. YEAH!!!! Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Yep...an 11 hour day tomorrow. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Chicken nuggets (4), onion rings (4), and some coffee/heath bar ice cream (1/4 cup). Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

sure do...so you know you'll be getting your boobies grabbed by me too!! Hey...you never grabbed my boobies....just kissed me. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Hopefully, it wasn't one of those "slobber" kisses where you end up needing to dry your chin off. The first guy I dated kissed that way...totally turned me off. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Yes. You'd be amazed at the number of dogs that think cat and/or dog feces is a wonderful treat. And, the stuff works for some pets...and doesn't for others. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

I used to always have that dance with my parents. So, when I wanted to pick up the tab, I'd get up and "have to use the restroom." In reality, I'd find the waitress, pay the bill, and then go back to the table. Boy...was dad peeved that I did that. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Ouch! Is that personal experience talking? Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

zero - the bus has wheels Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

One Star Hangover (*) No pain. No real feeling of illness. You’re able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover (**) No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover (***) Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You’ve had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke–yet you haven’t peed once. Four Star Hangover (****) Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can’t speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can’t hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your ass is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five shits you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (*****) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don’t have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning. Any attempt to take a dump results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare ‘Floater’ thrown in. The sole purpose of this ‘Floater’ seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now… Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Enjoy! So guys...don't go blaming B.O.B. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Hey...if it's kettle corn, pass some this way. As to the OP's question, 'eh...everyone will have different opinions on it. Some don't care if you've never jumped (for whatever reasons), some if it's been 1+ jump(s) (tandem or otherwise), and some...well...you're not a skydiver (or a person of interest because skydiving is the "be all and end all") if you're not going broke and putting your entire life on hold to skydive. Note my sig line...and I'll quote it for those that don't have sig lines turned on: I've got some experience - not the best skydiver there ever was and not the worst. I've jumped with and tunnel trained with some awesome people both those named above and others unnamed. Life doesn't always fit in the ever so perfect slots that some people have chosen as their defining line. So, to me...yes, I'm a skydiver...just with other priorities right now. To others, well...I was never a skydiver per their definition since I've never had the time/money to make 150+ jumps per year. I've been to 13+ dropzones in various states and have met some awesome people. It's too bad to see that some people that I liked have the attitude they currently display. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

errr...I'm "down" in my number of email addresses to 7. At one point in time, I had a dozen email addresses. My goal is to eventually end up with 2 email addresses - 1 for family/friends and 1 for "stuff" that I subscribe to. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Depending on what it is and when it started, I'd be game to play. I wouldn't be able to be involved in it until after I'm on the island - April 25th. Plus, depending on what it is, all packages coming into the country are opened by customs and I can get taxed on it so the cost of the item would have to be (obviously) inexpensive. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

Hey...looking at your avatar - did you go blond? Looks good from what I can tell.

*Hugs* My condolences. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.