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  1. Emirati and Saudi are very different. And Dubai has no oil. And what would the ownership change in price. The place is improving. Improvement has a cost. I also would have expected prices to remain more or less stable, or a max 10% increase over time. But still I will continue to go. I love the place and the people. And it is getting better all the time Ill be there again this time next year, You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  2. Seriously WTF? I haven't been there since 2010 but holy shit that is expensive. Isn't the place owned by a saudi oil billionaire anyway? do you think he got to be and stay a billionare by squandering his assets? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  3. I'm literally eating a vegemite toasty right now. and WE DONT LICK or Grandparents here so we have no reference for that. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  4. This ends the sensible thread. Let the dumbarsedness contiue
  5. done in europe I think. Legal who knows, there arent really many "LAWS" in skydiving Safe, meh, skydiving is not safe, might be "SAFEISH" You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  6. John, Im hoping ot kick out about 50 - 100 jumps this visit, whilst i travel across the country. 100 jumps here would cost me over $4000. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  7. She has a great voice, who is she? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  8. you'll never need be sober again Nutty You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  9. What is your feeling on the value of the APF Crest system? I like the idea of the Crest system, I think it's a little to strict in the Freefly area. What i dont like is the progression of the sport from a club (mates helping mates) mentality to a more business model. i.e. the costs to do B Rels is horrendously more expensive than when i did them. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  10. I had a discussion along these lines on the weekend. A newer jumper wants to travel to the States and do a wingsuit course. (I recommended DSE at Elsinore). The talk continued, and he mentioned that he was going to smash out a bunch of HnPs to get his numbers up. After a few more questions, I suggested he actually go to Perris before Elsinore and get in a bunch of (50-100) belly jumps with the crew there, and then go and see Spot. Jump numbers should be a 1st point of reference, not a sole point. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  11. Sounds like torture to me as well. I know it's rude to ask about compensation but... I gotta ask. How much money can a person make for participating in a NASA study? $18,000 per another article I saw. $7.50 per hour if it's 24/7 for 100 days. I wouldn't get out of bed for that money You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  12. they said that about the Phantom X, what happened to that? is it not made anymore? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  13. I wear glasses and the G3 is no issue at all, it's quiet warm and fits very well for my pinhead. I love it, litterally it has white stains on it and all You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  14. we have a similar system to England's. Go to the APF website (apf.asn.au) and downlaod the B license manual. It's all about learning 2 and 4 way jumping skills You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
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    Tipping

    It's by design...to keep out the riff raff doesnt stop me :) Ill see you in January
  16. But Belushi's cover of Cocker's cover, was sooo much more entertaining! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHaA4RePosY On the topic of Cocker, how about a cover of Etta James "At Last" by a guy who sounds a lot like Cocker: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndsTHlX3RYw&t=1m40s I just *love* the look on Cowell's face before he starts to sing! I love Eta James, but that was Brill You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
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    Darwin Awards

    I don't care You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  18. Do you get a lot of air inside the helmet with the G3? This or the Revolve are the ones I have been leaning towards? None at all in the G3s I have flown. But i have heard a few reports of air causing watery eyes with a Revolve when flown head down You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  19. Nice place mate, have you checked where the 100 year flood level is? You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  20. Squeak

    Darwin Awards

    I haven't verified them and dont care to Quade. The Darwin Awards are out! Yes, it's that magical time of year again when the Darwin Awards are bestowed, honoring the least evolved among us. Here is the glorious winner: 1. When his .38 caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder. He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again. This time it worked. And now, the honorable mentions: 2. The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and after a little shopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company expecting negligence sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine and he also lost a finger.. The chef's claim was approved. 3. A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space. Understandably, he shot her. 4. After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He then delivered the passengers to the mental hospital, telling the staff that the patients were very excitable and prone to bizarre fantasies. The deception wasn't discovered for 3 days. 5. An American teenager was in the hospital recovering from serious head wounds received from an oncoming train. When asked how he received the injuries, the lad told police that he was simply trying to see how close he could get his head to a moving train before he was hit. 6. A man walked into a Louisiana Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter, and asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided. The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer... $15. [If someone points a gun at you and gives you money, is a crime committed?] 7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape. 8. As a female shopper exited a New York convenience store, a man grabbed her purse and ran. The clerk called 911 immediately, and the woman was able to give them a detailed description of the snatcher. Within minutes, the police apprehended the snatcher. They put him in the car and drove back to the store. The thief was then taken out of the car and told to stand there for a positive ID. To which he replied, “Yes, officer, that's her. That's the lady I stole the purse from." 9. The Ann Arbor News crime column reported that a man walked into a Burger King in Ypsilanti, Michigan at 5 A.M., flashed a gun, and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. When the man ordered onion rings, the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast... The frustrated gunman walked away. [*A 5-STAR STUPIDITY AWARD WINNER] 10. When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street by sucking on a hose, he got much more than he bargained for. Police arrived at the scene to find a very sick man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage. A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline, but he plugged his siphon hose into the motor home's sewage tank by mistake. The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges saying that it was the best laugh he'd ever had and the perp had been punished enough! In the interest of bettering mankind, please share these with friends and family....unless of course one of these individuals by chance is a distant relative or long lost friend. In that case, be glad they are distant and hope they remain lost. Remember.... They walk among us…they can reproduce…and, they VOTE! You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  21. Popsicles. First thing that came into my mind. Pony soup
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    Yeah, it's not like Tandem passengers have to spend that much for a 5 min expereince. You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
  23. *** That's a really shitty design and only marginally better than no hanging harness at all You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?
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    +1ha ha ha Knobs You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing?