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  1. Ok so your all gonna hate me for this - but that video was not epic or even good - somebody either needs to tighten the camera down or hold your head steady and quit looking all over the place Cool that you just 'happened' to be jumping when it launched as the email said - which was really planned without a doubt - but the video is not really very good at all I am sorry to offend but it is the truth..........who am I kidding I really don't care if I offend anyone - its what I do Could have been great video but it was not - truth may hurt but it is the truth Flame away! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  2. This coming from the dude smoochin' pee pee toucher in the hot pink suit The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  3. What a great video - what jackass sat in bubble gum at 9:36 during the video FYI - I had nothing to do with linking that video to that blog - though it is too bad they killed the audio here is a link with audio of the same video http://www.skydivingmovies.com/ver2/pafiledb.php?action=file&id=4371&string=voodew The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  4. That was good shit - made me laugh - who would have thought you had a sense of humor The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  5. Theo can backfly like a mofo too ----- so I have never had to. But when I see that ass just waiting I must hit it For the record I can't freefly worth a shit either - not my thing and I am ok with that. Spot .......... you seem to be HUNG up on my sack - not sure if it was a life scarring thing or you just really like them either way.....thanks I am proud of them - I have to be they are bigger than my dick The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  6. Its no secret that I can't backfly to save my ass and no video is gonna help that The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  7. Thanks --- I am sure I will get lots of use from them and thanks for the discount since you said I needed more help than most of the newer flyers and skwrl as for the 6 out of 10 on trolling I think it was at least a 8 ----- but for you I will try harder next time And for those of you that don't know me as the fuck I am ............ I do this for fun its the god damn internet for fuck sakes - I mean no harm (well maybe just a little) I am just making most of you laugh The ones that take me serious need to lighten up ALOT! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  8. to make money. And gives us money to jump with. A feeling of not being able to make 10 jumps because you just dumped $200 on videos We are available for that also --- bring your check book, credit card and SSN So buy our video ....one way or another your bitch ass is gonna give me money Fuck i hate saying that since they don't wear Tonysuits Like a feeling of being ass raped and mugged (that one is my personal favorite) screw experienced skydivers out of money and get drunk as fuck on their cash.....what we at FlockU like to call 'The Dream' Fuck Yeah we at FlockU are going to dominate the expendable cash flow you bitches have!!! Shut up and buy my video ... I am just like Dr Phil - we both have been on TV and try to sell our books and DVDs for extra cash Hugs and kisses on all your pink parts Voodew The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  9. inflation??? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  10. Lets not bring diablopilot into this ---- he used to own a wingsuit The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  11. There is a good reason not to buy a Tony suit --- ya'll can't even speak English Robi the Croatian speaks better English than that - so he should buy a PF suit.................and by the way Zach is a cheap fuck and why would he buy a new suit from you when he can get a new used suit from me for half the price The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  12. sorry didn't think about you office bitches The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  13. Great and now he has a big head..............the only reason he flew well is because I trained his suit how to fly - he really just has to put it on and the suit does the rest. By the way Zach that V1 is getting mighty old - - I have a nice V2 that needs to be upgraded to a V3 when your ready The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  14. Does Kim know your not in the kitchen? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  15. voodew1

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    But just think about it Ed, in Cali you have movie star govenors - butt loads of queers - and legal marijuana - not to mention those thingys that protrude from the ground - I think they call them mountains or something like that. All we have in Texas is good clouds - and no Cali queers....................................I think I will stay where I am and you stay where you are!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  16. Man those two guys can really kiss ass The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  17. Is it safe to say I have the most famous ball sack in the wingsuiting community? I would think so - Ed, for one just can't seem to forget them ..................................... but then again he is from California Justin for the record no matter how many TV spots or news reports you have done on yourself MY BALLS WILL ALWAYS BE MORE MEMORABLE The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  18. I don't have any idea of what or who yall are talking about. But yeah I fuckin worked most of you bitches over at least once if not over and over again - its the way we roll down south The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  19. You have been taught well Grasshopper The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  20. You should listen instead of trying to be a smart ass - I am sure someone very smart told you RSLs are bad but once again ----- RSLs HAVE SAVED WAY MORE PEOPLE THAN THEY HAVE KILLED - WHICH MEANS YOU HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF SURVIVAL WITH ONE - THIS IS A FACT!! I personally wear a RSL on my wingsuit rig and do not use an RSL on my camera high wing loaded rig. RSLs are a choice and all the 100 jump wonders that have never had a cutaway should be wearing one regardless of what they have been told or read - the choice you make may not make you cool but it might just save your life The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  21. Where did you get those figures -- I have never paid over 350.00 for a rush return vectran reline what is the price of the pilot for sale? if its really cheap there is a reason why -- if he wants top dollar find another one The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  22. Sometimes --- call 512.488.2214 and ask 17.00 on weekdays - out of the caravan most likely The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  23. what ever you do - do not cutaway until you have reached your cutaway decision altitude - it doesn't matter if the last 30 seconds weren't getting any better - hold it until the last minute and then cutaway unstable on your back You just might want to make yourself a little more proactive in that canopy ride AND 5 MINUTES OF BORING VIDEO IS NOT WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR something more like this only better - this one someone borrowed off skydiving movies and put it up on you tube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bubJl1h_RYc The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  24. Cool wing suit videos used to pop up all the time - now nothing When I say cool I don't mean a boring flocking video - more like the shit went wrong or the 'well I guess that didn't work' or the cool freefly wingy videos Omar - where did you go Jarno - your being lazy which doesn't really make PF look good so you better put something together soon as for me it was a very slow wingsuit year for that matter a slow skydiving year so not much video I HAVE A GS1 (THAT WOULD FIT SCOTT BLAND I BELIEVE) THAT I AM WILLING TO DONATE TO A WINGSUIT SCHOOL - I CAN NOT BE SOLD!!!!!!! ONCE AGAIN IT CAN NOT BE SOLD OR IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED THEFT - I HAVE HAD 2 OF THE SAME SIZE DEMOS FOR A WHILE AND IT JUST SEEMS STUPID TO NOT LET SOMEONE ELSE OFFER IT UP FOR DEMOS TOO CHUCK? ED? JUSTIN? IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A GS1 DEMO DON'T BE A DICKHEAD AND ASK FOR THIS ONE TOO! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid
  25. Ain't that the truth!!!!!!!!! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid