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There is no problem other than its risky................but what happens when they don't fly those suits and you have no idea who is and who isn't going to fly them well. There seems to be a lot of awesome instructors who like to write checks their asses can't cash - for instance less than a year ago a well known instructor turned down teaching someone who was not qualified -- 2 weeks later or less the want to be wingsuit jumper found someone who would -- HE IS DEAD NOW! -- guess the well known instructor who said you don't have enough jumps or experience was right! So what is the problem you ask?? Years ago there was a training guide line put into effect by Birdman......it was pretty well done and adopted by USPA and sort of copied by other manufactures - over time some of the training methods have been tweaked slightly (such as arm wing cut away situations) but for the most part it is a good training method - somewhere in there I believe it was recommended to have at least 100 wingsuit jumps before flying and expert or advanced suit.......................but now you don't even need 1 wingsuit jump and you can fly one of the most bad ass suits of yester-year. This is the problem with unregulated wingsuit instruction.........don't get me wrong there are many very good wingsuit instructors out there who might not even have a coach rating -- but there are way to many God like wingsuit fuck-tard instructors out there doing stupid things like putting FF jumpers in expert suits just because "you should be alright" and thinking its OK If they fly those suits well and ok what's the problem? ITS NOT RIGHT AND SOMEBODY WILL DIE AGAIN! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Super instructing going on now Lets see a few years ago an S3 was and still is an advanced or expert suit..................but now its a good beginner suit! Fucking think about what you are saying!!! Just because there are bigger more advanced suits the older suits are now beginner??? Ya that's brilliant!!! The difference in the newer beginner suits is balance in design which makes it easier to fly ---- look at leg stance in the S3 or most other suits of that age and look at the wider stance now that makes it much more solid and stable Any of the suits that were once considered advanced or expert are still that and with all the documentations saying this out there when one of you bad instructors puts up a first jump student in an expert suit and they kill themselves...........YOUR FUCKED Or maybe I am totally wrong and over the last 10 years the human race has just evolved into natural wingsuit pilots...........I bet thats it. The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

You cannot beat the RSL unless you pull both handles at the same time reserve deployment on your back is not advised but better than spending the rest of your life getting stable. To me it didn't look that violent - it was just a spinning main - thats what they do - I wouldn't blame the canopy .......... your throwing out a bag of fabric at 100mph --- sometimes shit happens .......... to any make of canopy The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

On the local news last night they were once again talking about this 'extreme adventure park' They did mention skydiving like adventure 'rides' but never stated 'wind tunnel' Little opposition from locals and the city is pushing forward Location mentioned corner of FM1431 and Parmer Ln (95 acres) Joint venture between Schiltterban water park and Volente beach club Time will tell The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Is Matt up for some wingsuiting?? We were going to put together the biggest docked formation we can -- it would be nice to get at least 8 but I don't think we have enough that can fly that well It won't be a record because we will be docked and that is much to close for the record guide lines that say you must be in your 10 ft box I have left this year open to fun jump so I will be more than up for anything The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Was Dallas going to have a CASA??? Yeah didn't think so The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I will bring bail money The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

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1. Purple Mike 2. Matt Hoover 3. Scott Bland 4. Justin Shorb 5. Andrea 6. Voodew 7. Professor 8. Mudbug The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I have worked at Temple and San Marcos My vote is Skydive Houston or Spaceland Most definitely not Skydive Temple Don't any of the staff at Skydive 35 The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

So now your talking to the porn guy from Taft -- what has he done to you? Here let me line this out for you Glen - old washed up Cali guy, not much hair, cool to hang out with just don't let anyone see you with him (kind of like mopeds and fat chicks) Voodoo - jumps at Taft, does porn, makes other guys jealous, as far as I know doesn't jump a wingsuit - I could be wrong (and I am due it has been 11 years since I was wrong last) Voodew - (Jason) - super nice guy - everyone loves him - likes to talk shit on the internet just for fun as he really doesn't give a fuck about you or any other DZ.com douche - has been known to piss off just about everyone (and is very proud of it) Unlike Voodoo who makes porn - Voodew likes to watch porn. Voodew thinks the grid record thing is a joke and even looks like shit but somehow its still a record..........somebody must of sucked somebody to get that in place Voodew - calls bullshit every time some jackass decides he is a wingsuit God Voodew pisses everyone off because he sells gear at cost - doesn't charge for training - and thinks 98% of professional skydivers are the biggest dick heads in the world - in fact my AFF rating expires in 15 days and I will not renew as I no longer want any part of the douchebaggery that has to do with professional cock sucking ...I mean professional skydiving. So Skwrl hopefully you have it now and you will be able to remember everyone And don't you ever, ever, ever call me Glen again The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I take that as I personal attack and will have to report you to the moderators. In fact Glen hasn't even been on this thread - but I do take offense to being called Glen - who's screen name is Vectorboy and as for you Skwrl.......got you........hook, line, and sinker Score: Voodew --- a shit load Everyone else -- only a few The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Now in response to these statements I must say that usually the Fluck U Enterprise likes to say they did something for the first time (almost weekly for a while)that there is posted video from 2 years earlier Maybe you just got your feelings hurt when your bubble got busted - because, believe it or not there were wingsuits before Fluck U! But I have to give it to ya'll that grid thing ya'll use to do records is tuff --- we just can't seem to get that far apart and still maintain grips - guess we just suck The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

only made a few in the last few months -- quit doing AFF about a year ago and I am about to let my rating go But it has not been over 100 degrees in a week and my work load is rapidly disappearing --- so now I am ready to jump ........... just in time for hurricane season The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Unfortunately no records as everyone was too close and out of their 10 ft boxes Get ready bitches fall is close and I don't have to work as much --- so I will have more time to call bullshit on all these little games -- hell I might even be able to jump some I know you have all missed me The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I have got my ZPX 81 If anyone makes it to Texas (Skydive San Marcos) you are more than welcome to try it - qualified that is Haven't got a jump on it yet but hopefully this weekend The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I have received mine in the last few days --- the ZPX fabric is unbelievable it is not slippery at all and doesn't want to just 'reinflate' once you get the air out . My packers will love me Hopefully on Sunday I can make a few jumps The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I have never jumped a Big Air Sports canopy -- so not to worry my review will be just that - unfortunately I am not one of the super swoopers of the world - just a hack having fun --- I will be comparing it to my Velocity 79 that I currently jump The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Google --- superior signal company and buy it direct from them - the professional skydiver smoke (which is not advertised is pretty bad ass) - last about 6 minutes - costs about 30 each plus the hazmat charge --- suggest buying by the case as the hazmat charge is not per canister but per case Best way is to get friends to buy at the same time and split the order Superior Signal company makes what Paragear sells --- and its fresh ----- seal unused smokes in a zip lock bad or something to keep it dry or they will go bad The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Expect reviews early next month --- orders are about to be shipped in the next week - I hope My Sensei 81 is showing available 6/29 --- I am to assume other orders should be about the same The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Before everyone goes out and tries this know There will be an impact - done right not much - done wrong it can be rough - that being said set up so there is no head to head contact - be about 1 foot high and to the side - slide over and grab on Please wear helmets - be careful The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

wrong again -- I am chest puffing...................or at least a heavy inhale The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Yeah well invented the 'controlled and on purpose' ass dock And it seems no one can do it (which means no one wants too) You must be secure in your manhood - and it helps to not tell the ass your about to dock So there! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Well my trust fund has hit yet so I will continue to jump when I can - and grow my company the rest of the time and continue to bitch when people claim to be more amazing then they truly are The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

No Justin, you nor the flocku followers were anywhere even close to the first - Omar and Hoover were doing it and doing it well long before you were even around -------- I would have to say Omar was the driving force --- and he was a cool mofo - too bad he quit skydiving and bought that hairless dog The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid