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loosen your legs straps all the way when your parachute is unpacked - have somebody pick up on your rig and see if you can grab your toggles STUPID - don't even think about it The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Does that mean the cool guys aren't coming?? Maybe I will stay home The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

with that climbout you will probably lose 1000 ft during the climbout -- its best to leave one all the way in - one in the door - 2 on the step.............and hurry a 182 during the 'cut' loses altitude like a bitch The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

FYI Sunday Jan 4 jump tickets will be $15.00 full altitude out of either the caravan or otter The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Here we go again --- I need some explaination to: I thought you, Jeff and Justin with a little Ed on the side were the most respected wingsuiters out there (sorry to throw Ed in there but he is now one of the worlds premeir wingsuit pilots according to Modern Marvels) Matt now lives in Texas which makes him disrepectful - give him another year and he will go out of his way to disrespect all the 'Coastal Bitches' (by the way we are 'gulf bastards') So maybe you need to consider or even make a list of who the most respected or even the worlds premeir wingsuit pilots are .............. that way it would be easier to make fun of them You can now go back to the stupid post about how many jumps before ........... over 500 for me with training from a BMI - and the training was free but I did give him room and board for almost a week along with a Thanksgiving dinner Merry Christmas to all (and for once I actually meant something I wrote) PS - Peggs if your going to rant ..............try a little harder it was weak The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

You would think with a big TV gig like that his hair would have looked better The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I am impressed -was that a typical student or better than average The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

In all seriousness was there really a Jii-wings GS1 in the formation - if so I would be be impressed as that suit is one floaty mofo -- I have one for sale if anyone is interested The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Hey brainy mofos --- did you know there is porn on the internet? Make sure your not eating cheetos when watching ! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

1. Because of the 7to1 glide ratio 2. Because Jeff, Justin, and Phil fly them 3. There is not one that is the same 4. Because I like to float and I am afraid of forward speed 5. Because I already have enough pairs of jeans 6. Bigger is always better - right? Now Diablo get back in your twotter and quit trolling, lets be real you can't afford a SM1 and why didn't you ask about the XS7? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

I like how now its the PF guys..............lets be real how about its the always vocal guys calling a spade a spade. Nobody wants to down play what has been done lets be real most of us that chose not go never thought it would get as far as it did......a reason some of us chose not to go. Fortunately there were no 'real' injuries.......another reason not for attending But the thread (not tread Glenn) is titled Elisnore 71....THEY GOT IT! which is clearly after 1 month is not the case yet there is all this bullshitting going on that its the media ... blah blah ... to many pictures ... blah, blah, ... Klingons haven't landed on Uranus yet... blah blah. Just wanting the truth - it was an amazing feat to get 71 that close to each other and in a relatively tight formation.............but a record well.......i doubt that. So all the we were there you weren't ......... its a PF thing ......... Jarno is a douche since he is affiliated with PF for 1 week..........(well that one might be true but we will have to see what brand jeans he wears) ................BLAH BLAH BLAH Make all the haters feel like shit and show the record pic --- then we would really feel like shit for no joining your 1 point skydive with the forward speed of a snail...............fuck I just can't help myself......not sure why, it just keeps flying off the keyboard The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

WTF????????? I don't get it - just because everytime somebody says or does something stupid I make fun of them .........Now I am placed in a category Guess what my presidents there is no category for fuckers like me The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

We have a WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!1 The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

So you are saying you have seen 'the picture'? And why would you care if they make money off the picture - you paid for all of their jumps so in essence they are your photos - you paid for them probably twice. For the record I have never charged for pics or video if my slot was paid in fact I can't remember charging even if I paid my own way The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Maybe actually showing proof of your accomplishment instead of a bullshit post saying you did it At least Stoney posted video of him landing a wingsuit at flock n dock in a timely manner Kind of strange that no one from the event has asked to buy or see a picture - almost as if we are being fucked with about the 'picture' actually being real The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Damn Jeb stealing the covershots I knew they shouldn't have waited so long The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

we use a converted tandem rig with a Navigator 300 for biguns like yourself You will have a hard time finding a non-tandem rig TSOed for your exit weight Due to liability most places wouldn't want to use a rig that wasn't TSOed for your weight (not that there would be much of a safety issue its just the laibility of what if) The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Once you hate skydiving - only do it for money - and think you are the best skydiver in the world normally its 6000 you are a douche bag professional skydiver! The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Wrong again.............. ITS SHEEP DAMN IT!!!!! I tell her "I LOVE EWE" The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Thats Arkansas not Texas Damn you boys have a lot to learn - I guess the PF team was made up of too much intelligence so to level the playing field they asked you to join them The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

Great now they are going to drag PF down like they did Birdman................... Just kiddin'...........i guess you finally figured out what the Texans have known for years The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

might want to wipe your nose do you give reach arounds too? Maybe I am just not religious enough to read the bible The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

beware - your calendar will be UPS signature required WHICH IS A FUCKING PAIN IN THE ASS FOR A 15.00 CALENDAR The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

kinf of like scallops????? The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid

They will be closed Christmas day and new years day = other than that it will be business as usual The pimp hand is powdered up ... say something stupid