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Ok, when the posts are archived, like say on page 998. Do they get archived by the date of the last posted message? or the first? If it's the first, when does the message place back into it's position? For instance, lets say i added something to the very first post...would it bump up to the front here and wedge down slowly, or bounce back after a while of non-use?

The fuzz made me back off once. Thats a shame edit: Please read the "Before You Post" link at the upper right corner of every page in this forum. Thanks! ~ Tom Aiello

Beaches!!!

NERVOUS JUMPSUIT Just not sure if that is a fart comming or a shit, but absolutely sure it must vacate the body, regardless if a tandem student is attached.

You know, I can't STAND forwarded email, except when they make me laugh my ass off! COPY We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom. THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace. WATERMELON A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees

That is how many i've done personally, i should have been more clear about that one. As for the rest, your reading into something that isn't there. I'm talking about bringing something more into our skydiving culture. The more diverse faces you see at the DZ, the more free spirited we become. (Becuase we're embracing as many cultures into one unique one)

I've been there! Take it easy! Congrats How many days since the last one? I broke 5 bones in de pelvis and was doing tandems in 89 days, MILK IS GOOD

I should hope so, I'd hate to see an African native living in Africa refer to himself as an African American, his countrymen might get upset What I refer to is at ANY African that becomes an American is an African American, and those South Africans (white or black) refer to themselves as such. 500 tandems and only ~3 black students, it sucks that there isn't a better representation of that culture in our skydiving one. It'd be nice to get some stats on (all) race to see specifically though.

I agree with Mary, but you may find your flare a bit higher than expected, and ALOT more powerful. Yes! you can go back up!!! Have fun, BUT DON'T GET USED TO THE GOOD LIFE!!!

BOUNCED (and lived!) would be mine! LOL

Wonder who will get the prestigous 200,000th membership...

Every once in a while, doing nothing out of the ordinary mind you, the mouse just freaks out, bounces all over and clicks everything in site!!! Total havic!!! I'm considering the 20' plunge but my grill is under the window, and i'd hate to dent the grill with this crappy computer. It's a nice grill

OK, I don't like being so specific with dem gods, i'll rephrase, "keep the snow east of the front range, outta colorado!", that should cover our 4 dz's although rumor has it there is one in the 'think through' stage out by grand junction being considered

African Americans? or Black African Americans? There are some south africans (that are white) that have become citizens of america that consider themselves African Americans...and no joke, i've seen more of this kind than Black African Americans at the DZ. The craziest Black African American was this guy when i first started jumping, he wasn't a swooper, but would spirial his big ass 240 raven to about 20 feet and flare hard. He femored in a while ago, don't know if he's still jumpin

Hey...how's the northern part of CO today? Where are the clouds? Colorado Springs is socked in

Started on my own but influenced by the movies!!! I'd like to go sledding, but too little snow for that!

Could be where the skygods are hanging out...tell um to get this snow outta Colorado!!!

Agreed, but skydivers have that "gotta fly it first" itch, that could be benificial to the rest in NOT buying it

I would like good advice, from da experts, on how to carve canopy in with the 1 or 9 cell practically draggin dirt, and the human at a 90 degree angle [from chute] parellel with the ground. I've seen it in the past with all toggle, I see it now. How in de fuck does the canopy get back over your head to land? I've seen pics of swoopers do it, and skinny cameramen with big stilettos do it. What's the deal?!?

LOL, no the BatTHANG was bought by some chick in TX!!

Don't step on any (parachute) lines! Don't run through the hanger, you may accidently trip over someones lines. Don't light a smoke up by a parachute. Don't step on anyones parachute equipment. When someone is boarding the plane, don't slap them on the rig and say "have a great jump" keep your dog at home replace anything you drink always take a big dump in the ladies bathroom at 8am

see now i was just condensing my old DV tapes and saw JP sayin hi to me...so i say hi back

When someone flies (or sees flown) the old Hitachi or new Sony DVD Camcorder, I'd like to know the performance variables in the air. Much appriciated!

100 for working nonsense 200 for cloudy days 50 for projects

are you using auto or manual focus? the 2000 doesn't have a really fast auto focus motor.