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QuoteI [heart] Divnswoop licence number!! r!!
How come I didn't get one of these!?
Pyke...I'll come visit you someday babe! Promise!
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Oh, and I officially get the "slowest to put a name/face to a sign-on" award....I JUST NOW figured out who the hell RfukfreeflyingW really is!!! yeeah...I'm lame!
(shut up, Swoop! don't go there!)
Alright dude that's sad I've only known u for what 6-7 months. NICE!
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-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
-God, you are the perfect amount of dumb...
pyke 0
QuotePyke...I'll come visit you someday babe! Promise!
Promises, promises....
Sort of like that 'promise to clean Shrek's trailer'...then backing out of it!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
Actually she did clean it up you wanker. On her hands and knees poor thing. I took a pic so as soon as its developed i will show..
http://www.skydivethefarm.com
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
DaGimp 0
thats why you get a digital you amature
"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas
Quotethats why you get a digital you amature
Well, i would but i have to support a bunch of cheap skydivers in my camper...All my money goes on electricity and shit. Times are hard
http://www.skydivethefarm.com
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
First, DUDE REPLYING TO YOUR POST LOOKS LIKE HTML OR SOMETHING=There's more freaking [] and /i /b than I ever seen!
I always thought it was the Crippler!
I TOLD you never to discuss that in public...here go the gay rumors again....![[:/]](/uploads/emoticons/dry.png "[:/]")
.......wife leaves for one weekend.....
[PA voice] Clean-up aisle 3, clean up aisle 3[/PA voice]
Don't worry..that one was too easy. I'll use the easy one's on Duh.
Is that like a license?
QuoteOh and no, it's nothing like the shocker...more like the Annihilator!
I always thought it was the Crippler!
Quoteor I'm officially revoking my own I [heart] Divnswoop licence number!! How you like THAT for DISRESPECT??
I TOLD you never to discuss that in public...here go the gay rumors again....
.......wife leaves for one weekend..... Quote[bangs hand against head]Bad demons...be gone from my head....ugly images of shrek in a thong....AAARRRGGGHH[/bangs hand against head]
[PA voice] Clean-up aisle 3, clean up aisle 3[/PA voice]
Quote(shut up, Swoop! don't go there!)
Don't worry..that one was too easy. I'll use the easy one's on Duh.
Quoteown I Divnswoop licence
Is that like a license?
pyke 0
QuoteQuotelicence
Is that like a license?
[throws books down...starts charging at 'swoop]THAT'S IT....you're f***ing DEAD!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
Quote[throws books down...starts charging at 'swoop]THAT'S IT....you're f***ing DEAD!!!
What?.........don't like the taste of your OWN medicine??
Consumption....consumption..... consumption......
ccowden 0
I'm still ticked you never offered me a cigar!
Does anyone else here worry that Bob may need to find a new ManBitch??
Jeeeze, Get a Room you 2!!
Jeeeze, Get a Room you 2!!
pyke 0
QuoteI'm still ticked you never offered me a cigar!
And I'M still ticked we never got to jump together...
So, you OWE me next time....like they do in prison!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
pyke 0
QuoteDoes anyone else here worry that Bob may need to find a new ManBitch??
Jeeeze, Get a Room you 2!!
At least I didn't arrange for my POKER-bitch to deal in the tournament!!
I thought the love affair b/w you two was a little too obvious after Sat night. Jay - if you really liked your 'divnswoop' - we can get you one of your very own for the Farm!!!
[edited to add]But you have to PROMISE to take care of it...walk it, feed it...and for god sakes - clean up after it!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
ccowden 0
QuoteQuoteI'm still ticked you never offered me a cigar!
And I'M still ticked we never got to jump together...
So, you OWE me next time....like they do in prison!
Ok- you got it! Next time I see you, I will walk up to you, smack your ass, and say, "Come on, bitch. Let's go!"
pyke 0
I'll make sure to have my leash on my piercings...that way when you're walking off to the plane...everyone will know what you're really hoping to dock on!!!!
Just leave the pudding on the ground this time...it was a little messy last time....and those stains are a bitch to come out!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
Just leave the pudding on the ground this time...it was a little messy last time....and those stains are a bitch to come out!!!
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
QuoteI'm still ticked you never offered me a cigar!
The 4 I brought are still in my container...
The guiness was long gone though!!
ccowden 0
QuoteQuoteI'm still ticked you never offered me a cigar!
The 4 I brought are still in my container...
Dude! Gosh darn it!
And so the guiness was gone....... but what about the Guinness?
QuoteAt least I didn't arrange for my POKER-bitch to deal in the tournament!!
.....says the overwhelming chip leader from his sat tourney.......
Blaine, What happened? I had my $$ on you at the final table and you busted out so fast?
Duh - yes, visit me...and if it takes pitching in for a ticket and getting you in a French Maid's outfit - I'm IN!
Divnswoop - git yer arse up here for that weekend...or I'm officially revoking my own I [heart] Divnswoop licence number!! How you like THAT for DISRESPECT??
skinny - I told you I would help you clean your camper...and I meant it. I WON'T do it in any sort of an outfit, you sick F**K, but if I so much as see you in a THONG EVER...I'm tipping that F*n trailer over!! [bangs hand against head]Bad demons...be gone from my head....ugly images of shrek in a thong....AAARRRGGGHH[/bangs hand against head]
BV - I may scream like a girl....but Rasta screams/nags like the MANWIFE that he is!!!
Oh, and I officially get the "slowest to put a name/face to a sign-on" award....I JUST NOW figured out who the hell RfukfreeflyingW really is!!! yeeah...I'm lame!
(shut up, Swoop! don't go there!)
Kahurangi e Mahearangi,
Kiwi, RB #926, AFF-I, FAA Snr. Rigger, RN/BSN/Paramedic
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