ZigZagMarquis 8 #1 May 8, 2014 http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/loaded-gun-hidden-in-vagina-576432 APRIL 22--A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina when she was brought into jail yesterday afternoon following a collar for driving with a suspended license, police report. As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. The jailer and a female cop then accompanied Archer to a bathroom for further examination, a review that led to the recovery of a “North American Arms 22 LR revolver (loaded) which Ms. Dallas had concealed in her vagina,” according to a Kingsport Police Department report. A subsequent check revealed that the five-shot mini-revolver--which is four inches in length--had been “stolen from an auto burglary in 2013.” The handgun, which police valued at $250, is owned by John Souther, a 70-year-old retired car salesman. In a TSG interview, Souther said that the gun was taken from his 1994 Mustang, which was “ransacked” last year while parked in his Kingsport carport. Souther said that police told him that the revolver had been recovered, but offered no further details. When told where the gun had been stashed, Souther said, “Oh, gosh.” He noted that he would eventually like “the little fellow” returned, but added that the weapon would require “a bath in bleach.” News of the weapon in Archer’s vagina was first reported by the Kingsport Times-News. Archer, seen in the above mug shot, was charged with gun possession and introducing contraband into a penal facility. According to a jail official, Archer was released from custody after posting $6000 bond. A few "one liners" related to the above: 1. I thought it was her gun. Turns out it was snatched! 2. Gives new meaning to a gun having a "hair trigger". 3. Happiness is a warm gun? 4. At four inches in length it comes off as half cocked... 5. "For sale AA22LR never used; still in the box." 6. Report reads, "...Introducing contraband into a penal facility." Shouldn't that be 'penile' facility? 7. If it went off, could you call it her 'boom box'? 8. Remember: Every vagina is to be treated as if it is loaded. Always keep it pointed in a safe direction. 9. They say it was a gun, but something smells fishy. 10. You can have my gun when you can pry it from my cold, stinking... 11. Oh my... accident waiting to happen. Could 'shoot the beaver'. 12. I have heard of shooting your mouth off, but this takes on a "hole" new meaning... 13. Complete reversal on the classic, "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?" 14. I wonder if she had 'gun-areah'? 15. Gives a whole new meaning to "Vaginal Discharge"... 16. Do you suppose she had a 'rectal reloader'? 17. A gun in hand is worth 2 in the bush? 18. Figures... it uses 'rim shot' ammo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 May 8, 2014 Just another cunt carrying a gun in public (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #3 May 8, 2014 shropshire Just another cunt carrying a gun in public Hey.. don't forget about this asshole... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #4 May 8, 2014 Was gonna make a comment about the "penal facility" but I see you already have that covered... Wonder if this thread would've survived the bonfire?Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 May 8, 2014 Coreece Was gonna make a comment about the "penal facility" but I see you already have that covered... Wonder if this thread would've survived the bonfire? Guns..... not a snowballs chance in hell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #6 May 8, 2014 There was one fairly recently (last year or so?) where a woman had drugs (heroin?) in her butt and a small gun in her vagina. She got busted when she didn't share the heroin with everyone. Someone who didn't get any snitched on her. It gave new meaning to the phrase "business in the front, party in the back. I'd include a link, but a quick search didn't find anything."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #7 May 8, 2014 QuoteI'd include a link, but a quick search didn't find anything. There must have been some interesting links in that search. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,351 #8 May 8, 2014 DanG Quote I'd include a link, but a quick search didn't find anything. There must have been some interesting links in that search. Oh yeah. Just not the one I was looking for. Here are a few of this sort of thing: http://thoughtcatalog.com/zaron-burnett-iii/2014/04/is-that-a-gun-in-your-vagina-or-are-you-just-happy-to-see-me/ Just not the one I was looking for. I think I remember it happening somewhere local to me. But I can't find it anywhere, and it's entirely possible that I'm mixing up bits and pieces of a bunch of different stories."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rhaig 0 #9 May 8, 2014 Amazon ***Just another cunt carrying a gun in public Hey.. don't forget about this asshole... that's not rust-- Rob Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boomerdog 0 #10 May 9, 2014 If Leno's looking for a new gig, you might send him your resume and your list. Fuuuuunny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #11 May 10, 2014 Quote A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina... That is some serious talent, IMO...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #12 May 11, 2014 StreetScoobyQuote A 19-year-old Tennessee woman had a loaded handgun hidden in her vagina... That is some serious talent, IMO... Psswah! There are much bigger things you can bu at an adult video store.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
