FlyingRhenquest 1 #1 March 20, 2013 Gentlemen, I have a proposal! I propose that every citizen of the USA shall receive from the government the following items: One Glock 9mm pistol One box of hollowpoint ammunition One multi-watt laser pointer One... No, make that TWO extremely fucking dangerous magnets. (That's 20 pounds of magnets, bitches!) One 50 gallon drum filled with assorted fireworks Once anyone likely to weed themselves out of the gene pool when handed those items does so, we can discuss our new utopia!I'm trying to teach myself how to set things on fire with my mind. Hey... is it hot in here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,434 #2 March 20, 2013 Also an ATV, a 50 meter climbing rope, a cordless circular saw and a case of beer. And, of course, a GoPro. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dmcoco84 4 #3 March 20, 2013 QuoteOne Glock 9mm pistol So you want the Federal government to continue picking winners and losers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #4 March 20, 2013 QuoteGentlemen, I have a proposal! I propose that every citizen of the USA shall receive from the government the following items: One Glock 9mm pistol One box of hollowpoint ammunition One multi-watt laser pointer One... No, make that TWO extremely fucking dangerous magnets. (That's 20 pounds of magnets, bitches!) One 50 gallon drum filled with assorted fireworks "...four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #5 March 20, 2013 "Gentlemen"? Hmmmmm.lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrewEckhardt 0 #6 March 20, 2013 Quote "...four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." It's been a while since I saw _Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas_. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,400 #7 March 20, 2013 Quote "Gentlemen"? Hmmmmm. OK, "Gentlemen and sock puppet". Better?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Artisan 0 #8 March 20, 2013 Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
oldwomanc6 38 #9 March 20, 2013 Quote Quote "Gentlemen"? Hmmmmm. OK, "Gentlemen and sock puppet". Better? Ok, sure. lisa WSCR 594 FB 1023 CBDB 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,259 #10 March 20, 2013 Quote Quote "...four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." It's been a while since I saw _Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas_. Take another guessDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #11 March 20, 2013 Quote Quote "Gentlemen"? Hmmmmm. OK, "Gentlemen and sock puppet". Better? When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #12 March 20, 2013 Well, that's a rather Modest Proposal. "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OHCHUTE 0 #13 March 20, 2013 Yes the women sure will survive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
promise5 17 #14 March 21, 2013 I'm a bad shot so I should get triple ammo. Wait, that might not be enough. No matter how slowly you say oranges it never sounds like gullible. Believe me I tried. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 187 #15 March 21, 2013 QuoteQuote "...four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." It's been a while since I saw _Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas_. I read the book, but would be interested to see Johnny Depp's take on the good Doctor. Anyhow, it sounds like Slim Pickens to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
