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Greetings,

Al Gore on the cover of the National Enquirer.

Al Gore

LMAO.......Adios Al!



He didn't have sexual relations either.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Greetings,

Al Gore on the cover of the National Enquirer.

Al Gore

LMAO.......Adios Al!



He didn't have sexual relations either.:ph34r:


It was the rap lyrics. He couldn't help himself.


He may need counseling:|

I can imagine she does.B|
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Quote: "She saved her pants as evidence."

What exactly is the "evidence" on her pants?
That might make a nice matching set in the Smithsonian with Monica's blue dress.

These charges go all the way back to something that happened in 2006 - four years ago.
Why did she wait all this time without prosecuting?

Might just be a shakedown...

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Story on CNN today. Apparently the police were contacted by her lawyer some time after the alleged "incident" (which happened in October 2006), but the woman rebuffed several attempts by the police to interview her. In January 2007 the police were told by the lawyer that the woman was pursuing a "civil remedy", and that she no longer wanted police involvement. The police dropped the matter as the woman would not consent to an interview or provide evidence. Two years later (January 2009) she came in and wanted to give a statement, which she read from a prepared text. The police consider the matter closed unless new evidence comes to light.

Sounds like a shakedown to me.

Don
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Quote: "She saved her pants as evidence."

What exactly is the "evidence" on her pants?
That might make a nice matching set in the Smithsonian with Monica's blue dress.

These charges go all the way back to something that happened in 2006 - four years ago.
Why did she wait all this time without prosecuting?

Might just be a shakedown...



Maybe, he quit paying the blackmail money and she wants more.


Chuck

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Somebody should sell him some Pussy Offsets.

Maybe he can work out a deal where he can trade some carbon credits for one pussy offset.



LMAO: Well stated

Al Gore has abandoned carbon offsets due to a developing market in pussy offsets!

Don't go away mad....just go away!


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Somebody should sell him some Pussy Offsets.

Maybe he can work out a deal where he can trade some carbon credits for one pussy offset.



LMAO: Well stated

Al Gore has abandoned carbon offsets due to a developing market in pussy offsets!



This is irresitable. I'm calling my broker.

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Includes how her pants came to be "soiled" by Al, and the complete police interview.



I love nut cases as much as the next guy. That's part of the reason I love this particular web site. ;)

I once took a trip out to Rachel, Nevada to talk with the local UFO nuts and as you might know I have an ongoing fascination with people that claim intimate knowledge of the DB Cooper case.

Most of these people are suffering from some sort of Munchausen Syndrome and confabulate simply for the attention.

I have a deep seated feeling this unnamed woman is another one. Read her police statement. It just doesn't make sense.

I'm sure it will make great reading in the tabloid though, right next to Bat Boy.
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Most of these people are suffering from some sort of Munchausen Syndrome



the irresistible desire to watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory all day?

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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It wouldn't be surprised if she did.


Chuck



Somehow I can't get the image of Al Gore "CRAZED SEX POODLE" out of my head. :D:D


I know... that's just too damned weird. I just have this visual of Gore attached to someone's leg with his tongue hanging out.


Chuck

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It wouldn't be surprised if she did.


Chuck



Somehow I can't get the image of Al Gore "CRAZED SEX POODLE" out of my head. :D:D


I know... that's just too damned weird. I just have this visual of Gore attached to someone's leg with his tongue hanging out.


Chuck


Are you sure it's a tongue?:o
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And I'm imagining him with tightly frizzed hair...

Wendy P.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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