Bolas 5 #1 May 25, 2010 Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_gStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DARK 0 #2 May 26, 2010 Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g its as valid as any of the other pro creationism arguments iv heard sure give him a 50,000 seater church and have him let rip Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #3 May 26, 2010 Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g We ride on horse's backs, hence creationism is a valid theory. Banannas are shaped like a hand while in a bunch, when opened they are easy to eat for humans. God made fruit the shape they are. It makes sense that a religious person like the author rants about phallus-shaped fruit; it explain s Catholicism All those tests on dinosaurs.... those tests called carbon dating for shorter spans: carbon 1/2 life ~ 5500 years as I recall or radioisotope dating.....but.....those tests; this guy really has his shit together. Hair gel and hair spray at the same time..... I want my 5 minutes back. Monkeys were created due to God thinking they were funny; God also coined teh term, "Barrel of monkeys" quite obviously. And blacks are here for insurance claims. If this is not satire, which he seems serious, this is a great argument for drug prohibition. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
muff528 3 #4 May 26, 2010 Quote Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g We ride on horse's backs, hence creationism is a valid theory. Banannas are shaped like a hand while in a bunch, when opened they are easy to eat for humans. God made fruit the shape they are. It makes sense that a religious person like the author rants about phallus-shaped fruit; it explain s Catholicism All those tests on dinosaurs.... those tests called carbon dating for shorter spans: carbon 1/2 life ~ 5500 years as I recall or radioisotope dating.....but.....those tests; this guy really has his shit together. Hair gel and hair spray at the same time..... I want my 5 minutes back. Monkeys were created due to God thinking they were funny; God also coined teh term, "Barrel of monkeys" quite obviously. And blacks are here for insurance claims. If this is not satire, which he seems serious, this is a great argument for drug prohibition. I can't believe he didn't mention the thermos! ....the most amazing invention of all time! You put something cold in it and it stays cold.....but if you put something hot in it the stuff stays hot! How does it know?!? It must be divinely inspired! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #5 May 26, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g We ride on horse's backs, hence creationism is a valid theory. Banannas are shaped like a hand while in a bunch, when opened they are easy to eat for humans. God made fruit the shape they are. It makes sense that a religious person like the author rants about phallus-shaped fruit; it explain s Catholicism All those tests on dinosaurs.... those tests called carbon dating for shorter spans: carbon 1/2 life ~ 5500 years as I recall or radioisotope dating.....but.....those tests; this guy really has his shit together. Hair gel and hair spray at the same time..... I want my 5 minutes back. Monkeys were created due to God thinking they were funny; God also coined teh term, "Barrel of monkeys" quite obviously. And blacks are here for insurance claims. If this is not satire, which he seems serious, this is a great argument for drug prohibition. I can't believe he didn't mention the thermos! ....the most amazing invention of all time! You put something cold in it and it stays cold.....but if you put something hot in it the stuff stays hot! How does it know?!? It must be divinely inspired! That Jebus, he's a real card with his barrel of monkeys and all . I really like it when Jebus pulls a quarter out of my ear; it gets me every time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #6 May 26, 2010 Porcupines have backs. We don't ride on porcupines. There must be a god. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #7 May 26, 2010 Quote Porcupines have backs. We don't ride on porcupines. There must be a god. I dunno about your god, but my god has me riding porcupines Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #8 May 26, 2010 Dinosaurs. Who can argue with that? What more proof could you possibly need?? (Well, facts maybe. But those get in the way of the truth)HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maadmax 0 #9 May 26, 2010 Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g I think the the theory of random chance is indisputable. " I have no idea how I got here but the only way it could have happened is by purely random circumstances. I have no idea how the laws of physics were established but it must of been through some random process. O , and it occurred over billions of years which makes absolutely anything possible. Cause I don't believe in anything I can't see so there fore it don't exist. And the fool in this video is proof that God had nothing to do with creation, because , well he's dumb. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
winsor 187 #10 May 26, 2010 Quote Just try to refute his facts. For that matter, see if you can agree either. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnPddKWIC_g I made it about a quarter of the way through the video, and lost interest in what might follow. I again state that the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity - and here was a veritable wellspring. Nothing requires "belief" of its adherents unless it is pure, unadulterated bullshit. "Creationism" qualifies in spades. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 May 26, 2010 Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity AwesomeStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #12 May 27, 2010 They do have surgeons who can help you out with that.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #13 May 27, 2010 Quote They do have surgeons who can help you out with that. Might be a painful work - quills of porcupine are hard as steel and looong .... Love the 2nd part of your sigline. Christel dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #14 May 27, 2010 Quote Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity Awesome The best plan to harness this resource that I've heard so far is to give people a free lotto ticket if they run in a giant hamster wheel for five minutes. I think it was in one of Scott Adams's books. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,648 #15 May 27, 2010 Quote Quote Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity Awesome The best plan to harness this resource that I've heard so far is to give people a free lotto ticket if they run in a giant hamster wheel for five minutes. I think it was in one of Scott Adams's books. I bet you'd get more takers if you gave them 5 tickets for 15 minutes.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #16 May 27, 2010 Quote Quote They do have surgeons who can help you out with that. Might be a painful work - quills of porcupine are hard as steel and looong .... Love the 2nd part of your sigline. Christel And the quills are barbed.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #17 May 28, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity Awesome The best plan to harness this resource that I've heard so far is to give people a free lotto ticket if they run in a giant hamster wheel for five minutes. I think it was in one of Scott Adams's books. I bet you'd get more takers if you gave them 5 tickets for 15 minutes. Better still, offer both options. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 June 2, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity Awesome The best plan to harness this resource that I've heard so far is to give people a free lotto ticket if they run in a giant hamster wheel for five minutes. I think it was in one of Scott Adams's books. I bet you'd get more takers if you gave them 5 tickets for 15 minutes. Better still, offer both options. Cut costs considerably if just dangle a lottery ticket just in front of the wheel. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #19 June 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote the only inexhaustable natural resource is stupidity Awesome The best plan to harness this resource that I've heard so far is to give people a free lotto ticket if they run in a giant hamster wheel for five minutes. I think it was in one of Scott Adams's books. I bet you'd get more takers if you gave them 5 tickets for 15 minutes. Better still, offer both options. Cut costs considerably if just dangle a lottery ticket just in front of the wheel. How is that different than most pension plans?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #20 June 3, 2010 Yikes! What did we have for a barometer of stupidity before you tube? More proof that the internet doesn't make people stupid; it just makes their stupidity available for all to see. I'd like a poll to see which people think are wackier; creationist believers or 911 truthers,." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 June 3, 2010 QuoteYikes! What did we have for a barometer of stupidity before you tube? More proof that the internet doesn't make people stupid; it just makes their stupidity available for all to see. I'd like a poll to see which people think are wackier; creationist believers or 911 truthers,. Face it... there are a WHOLE lot of constipation theorists out there Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 June 3, 2010 Quote Quote Yikes! What did we have for a barometer of stupidity before you tube? More proof that the internet doesn't make people stupid; it just makes their stupidity available for all to see. I'd like a poll to see which people think are wackier; creationist believers or 911 truthers,. Face it... there are a WHOLE lot of constipation theorists out there You're one of those fiberists, aren't ya? Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 June 3, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Yikes! What did we have for a barometer of stupidity before you tube? More proof that the internet doesn't make people stupid; it just makes their stupidity available for all to see. I'd like a poll to see which people think are wackier; creationist believers or 911 truthers,. Face it... there are a WHOLE lot of constipation theorists out there You're one of those fiberists, aren't ya? Nope but its as good an explanation for those people as anything else..... way too many are trying to retain WAY too much shit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,648 #24 June 3, 2010 QuoteYikes! What did we have for a barometer of stupidity before you tube? More proof that the internet doesn't make people stupid; it just makes their stupidity available for all to see. ,. Maybe not. www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127370598... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #25 June 3, 2010 Chuck Norris believes in Biblical creationism. Debate on the subject is now closed.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
