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Facial hair on women.
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Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?


PMS is God's way of telling a man that he's spending too much time in the house.:P
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Satan: "When I have the map, I will be free, and the world will be different, because I have understanding."

Minion: "Understanding of what, Master?"

Satan: "Of digital watches. And soon I shall have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!

God isn't interested in technology. He knows nothing of the potential of the microchip or the silicon revolution. Look how He spends His time. Forty-three species of parrot. Nipples for men. Slugs! He created slugs! They can't hear. They can't speak. They can't operate machinery. I mean, are we not in the hands of a lunatic?

If I was creating a world, I wouldn't mess about with butterflies and daffodils. I would have started with lasers, eight o'clock, day one!"

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Too funny.

Thought the thread was about punctuation until I got to the 3rd post.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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PMS

Seriously? How exactly would an "Intelligent Designer" have thought that was a good thing?

And yet, after millions of years of evolution, the problem hasn't worked itself out.... Hmmmmm.



Why would it?


PMS serves the evolutionary function of chasing off the dude that did not get her pregnant last month.

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