Andy9o8 0 #1 March 2, 2009 Now this is interesting. Per this article, a research study shows that Conservatives are the biggest purchasers of online porn. The article and the study itself are both linked below. Article Research Study Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #2 March 2, 2009 LOL Wonder who funded this study? We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 0 #3 March 2, 2009 Quote LOL Wonder who funded this study? Well, if it was done for charitable purposes, it was probably Conservatives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #4 March 2, 2009 and i thought that was me.. ah, no, i watch it for free! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #5 March 2, 2009 It's a well known fact that us conservatives have a lot of frustration to work out after the last electionWhat of it? "There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #6 March 2, 2009 Makes perfect sense to me. Stuffed shirt types with highly suppressed urges would be far more likely to have hidden kinky outlets. Probably also explains the high rate of pedophilia in those that run the Catholic church. Spending your entire life pretending sex for fun doesn't exist is bound to drive a person to wierdness." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #7 March 2, 2009 I find the study to be ridiculous, I mean seriously, who actually pays for porn?--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matthewcline 0 #8 March 2, 2009 Of course the Conservative buy it the most. The Liberals don't need to buy what they are producing do they?Matt An Instructors first concern is student safety. So, start being safe, first!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 March 2, 2009 >>>Drive a person to weirdness So porn is "weirdness?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,397 #10 March 2, 2009 Quote I find the study to be ridiculous, I mean seriously, who actually pays for porn? Only the Conservatives, obviously.."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #11 March 2, 2009 What it really means is that conservatives are more honest and actually pay for stuff, whereas liberals are more likely to pirate it because they have no morals. No, what it _really_ means is that liberals have more sex overall, and conservatives can only watch. Actually what it really, really means is that there are more porn outlets in conservative areas because conservatives encourage small businesses. Anything else? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nigel99 144 #12 March 2, 2009 What it really means is conservatives are afraid of getting caught so they buy online porn, liberals go down the an adult store and buy in person.Experienced jumper - someone who has made mistakes more often than I have and lived. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #13 March 2, 2009 Quote What it really means is that conservatives are more honest and actually pay for stuff, whereas liberals are more likely to pirate it because they have no morals. No, what it _really_ means is that liberals have more sex overall, and conservatives can only watch. Actually what it really, really means is that there are more porn outlets in conservative areas because conservatives encourage small businesses. Anything else? +1 +1 +1 Ahahahahaha! Bill i dont think i've ever been so amused by one of your posts AND agree with "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #14 March 2, 2009 QuoteAnything else? I'm sure all the stereotypes and spins and hacks will come out soon ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #15 March 2, 2009 I'll take a stab at this one. The listed areas which tend to be more conservative (UT, WV, etc) and buy more online porn are also much more rural, less densley populated areas. This means that the people (who aren't being said to be necessarily conservatives themselves) who live in these areas have less access to the luxuries of a more urban area i.e. hookers, strip clubs, porn shops, sorrority houses (I know what they're doing in there!), etc. Where folk like you and I can just go out and spend our honest earned dollar on loose skanky women, the more rural folk who live in conservative areas need to buy it online. I feel bad for the folks that live in those rural conservative areas. They don't have the luxury to just walk down the road to that skeezy place on the corner and watch little black midgets spraying their jizmoglobin in an amputee chick's eye. I'd buy porn online too if I couldn't. Thank god for the internet! Now everyone all over the country can watch cock-fingering and wine bottle anal insertions! If not in person, than online! Then again, they have the advantage when it comes to the horse and goat stuff. Lucky bastards 108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,426 #16 March 2, 2009 >What it really means is conservatives are afraid of getting caught so they >buy online porn, liberals go down the an adult store and buy in person. There ya go! Of course, the study has not yet revealed the most shocking part - that liberals prefer two-fat-chick porn over all other types. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #17 March 2, 2009 Quote Where folk like you and I can just go out and spend our honest earned dollar on loose skanky women, the more rural folk who live in conservative areas need to buy it online. I feel bad for the folks that live in those rural conservative areas. Good point. I guess thats why our govt is spending part of the stimulus money on bringing boradband to rural areas. I mean afterall, who knew you wouldnt have broadband porn access when you moved to east bufu?"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #18 March 2, 2009 All this analysis is very penetrating... We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #19 March 3, 2009 Quote >What it really means is conservatives are afraid of getting caught so they >buy online porn, liberals go down the an adult store and buy in person. There ya go! Of course, the study has not yet revealed the most shocking part - that liberals prefer two-fat-chick porn over all other types. Please move this to the Bonfire.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #20 March 4, 2009 No. That comment was aimed more at all the priests that like to fondle children. But I do think that pretending to be perfectly straight-laced when a person is not does cause wierdness." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
