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Now we're talking... Woohoo! I am KING!



bbbbut you cant be king.... your avatar is a girl!

now i dont know what to think.. who are you to blur the liines of sexuality?

i wish i ate 2 pound burgers....[:/] or had a g/f to come say how big my dick is...

guess im a gay artsy farty left falling liberal too.... now wheres my smalldick co. wine glass?


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how big my dick is...

S'ok sweetie -- you can join me, Keely and Christel on the sofa with popcorn. I don't think any of the three of us has a dick at all.

But Keely's the king :D. Wanna be our queen :)

Wendy W.
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how big my dick is...

S'ok sweetie -- you can join me, Keely and Christel on the sofa with popcorn. I don't think any of the three of us has a dick at all.

But Keely's the king :D. Wanna be our queen :)

Wendy W.



Keely can't join in on the sofa. We have a crumpet and bath date. :)
Oh, the tribulations of being King. :D
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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where oh where can i get one of those fabulous hats? does it really keep out all these sensible left-leaning thoughts ive been having? im so confused....


You are just itching to get involved in this disscussion. Sorry your opinions are unimportant.
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Keely can't join in on the sofa. We have a crumpet and bath date. :)



You might change your mind about that date after my girlfriend posts on here to tell everyone how big my dick is. :D



Nope. A date is a date. We will just alter it slightly. Crumpets stay. No bath. And we go cruising for chicks. Or dudes. Or whatever. ;)
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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many apologies... flier of the 4.0w/l, eater of the 2pound burgers, slayer of infidels and keeper of the biggest dick in the world... i was unawares that this thread even qualified as a discussion at this point....

now wheres my hat, and may i have another glass of wine please?

:D


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I think its a shame that people who read this website and don't spend anytime around skydivers would get the impression that 30% of skydivers are stupid liberal assholes.
Luckily I know that this subgroup is not even close to an actual representation of the skydiving community, if it was I wouldn't skydive.
I can think of one dropzone where I could expect to meet as many people like you as I see here. I won't name it because I have freinds there that I don't want to diss, but chances are even if I am in that area I will steer clear of it.
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30% of skydivers are stupid liberal assholes.



What kind of stupid assholes are the other 70%?



:D

it's an even mix - pretty easy to tell from these boards

30% stupid liberal assholes
30% stupid right wing assholes
30% centrist assholes
10% popcorn eating observing assholes

yell out "Hey Asshole" at a boogie and you'll see 100% response

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>Neither of which are issues . . . .

Oh, I think if you were on this particular bigway you would not agree with yourself!

>anyway I am sure that frog may be beautiful, but its not something I care to see.

But . . . but . . . if somebody doesn't care about something they don't bring it up. It's when they are highly offended that they need to talk about frogs and other artsy-fartsy things. (I assume because you are jealous, but all I _really_ know is you want to talk about knickknacks.)

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30% of skydivers are stupid liberal assholes.



What kind of stupid assholes are the other 70%?


There may be a couple of assholes on the right that use little tact. But they are not a significant percentage and atleast they make sense more often, when they post. I wouldn't say the other 70% are assholes, or even that all the liberals are assholes. Its just the instigators that stick out.
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Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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30% stupid liberal assholes
30% stupid right wing assholes
30% centrist assholes
10% popcorn eating observing assholes

yell out "Hey Asshole" at a boogie and you'll see 100% response



Look dude, stop trying to spread it around. It was meant to be a slam against one portion of skydivers on DZ.com and you have to go and make it all universial.

Just like a stupid liberal would say. :|

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Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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Are you in the group that makes sense?


Yes but you wouldn't know it since your not.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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>Yes but you wouldn't know it since your not.

Ah, the "I know you are but what am I!" gambit! Perhaps we will see the infamous "rubber/glue" play next.

>There may be a couple of assholes on the right that use little tact.
>But they are not a significant percentage and atleast they make sense . . .

I love this guy. Popcorn's on me. Except Keely. No popcorn for you cause you have an asshole _and_ a penis and didn't tell me.

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>There may be a couple of assholes on the right that use little tact.
>But they are not a significant percentage and atleast they make sense . . .

I love this guy. Popcorn's on me. Except Keely. No popcorn for you cause you have an asshole _and_ a penis and didn't tell me.



So we can keep him bill?!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing.

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>There may be a couple of assholes on the right that use little tact.
>But they are not a significant percentage and atleast they make sense . . .

I love this guy. Popcorn's on me. Except Keely. No popcorn for you cause you have an asshole _and_ a penis and didn't tell me.


Yeah Bill I like you too. I can't say much for your common sense when talking politics. Although you back up your offensive fellow lefties, you are usually not out there in the forefront with them saying offensive nonsense, which is why they made you a moderator.
And about your frog. It was you that brought it up, not me.
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Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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>And about your frog. It was you that brought it up, not me.

Ah, well, see, you brought up the artsy-fartsy thing first. If you didn't care about it you wouldn't have brought it up, and you wouldn't be obsessing over your jealousy of my little ceramic frog now.

But fear not! I will give you the frog! I will even pack it in popcorn if you promise to post some more pictures of your truck (which, as I recall, looks like an F-350 but really isn't.)

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Are you in the group that makes sense?


Yes but you wouldn't know it since your not.



I'd be fascinated for you to tell us the names of some other members of the "group that makes sense."


If you can't figure that out on your own, nobody is going to be able to make you see the light. I certainly have better things to do with my time than to try.
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If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass.
Can't think of anything I need
No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound.
Nothing to eat, no books to read.

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