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[SpeedRacer 1]

OK...
Omri, can you find the Mediterranean Sea?
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[OmriMon 0]

ahhhhhh ummmmmmm....... nope
Free Skies,
Omri

[SpeedRacer 1]

Oh boy.
OK, Do you see that large body of water above (north of)Africa?
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[SpeedRacer 1]

That body of water is the Mediterranean Sea. It's a large, long irregular, horizontal vaguely-rectangular sea separating Africa and Europe. You can see Italy (shaped like a boot) sticking down into it.
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[sangiro 4]

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OK, Do you see that large body of water above (north of)Africa?

Speedracer - I believe he's taking you for a ride....
Omrimon...the large land mass in the middle, in fact it's about a fifth of the globes total land mass, is Africa.... that is NOT Israel
The very bright one in the top left, lotsa lights and wasted energy, accept for in California, is North America..... that is NOT Israel
The one just below that, where you can see the people dancing, is South America.... that is NOT Israel
Now moving back to the center of the picture at the top, where you see the mad cows and that one really bright light shining out of the Queen's ass, is Europe.... that is NOT Israel
Now, to the right you will see a few guys throwing back some good vodka, that is Russia and the former USSR....that is NOT Israel
To the right of that you see an area where only some people are allowed to have lights, that's China....that is NOT Israel
On the far right in the center of the map you have a little island that has almost as many lights as the rest put together, that's Japan...that is NOT Israel
In the bottom right corner you see a somewhat odd land mass with nervous sheep where people decided to live on the edges only, that's Australia....that is NOT Israel
Now...to get a bit more specific, at the southern tip of Africa (which is not Israel) you'll see an abnormal concentration of lights caused by police cars chasing car hi-jackers, that's South Africa....that is NOT Israel either
Now if you look on the eastern edge of the Mediterranean, just northeast of the Nile..that brightly lit country which could be caused by either explosions or protest marchers....THAT IS Israel!!
If you're still not sure.... make sure to look in all the places that you know are NOT Israel last....
Safe swoops
Sangiro

[OmriMon 0]

thanks sangiro, that little geography lesson was my yearly dose of education to my brain
thank you, i needed that Free Skies,
Omri

[SpeedRacer 1]

One cool thing to notice about Israel is if you look really closely you see a tiny dark area which is the Dead Sea.
Speed Racer
"Blue Skies, Red eyes, Sore thighs!"

[OmriMon 0]

Thats the only cool thing u can think about in israel?Free Skies,
Omri

[Iflyme 0]

Omri, after failing miserably here, now you know why you should pay attention in school - so you can participate in meaningful discussion with your skydiver friends!!!

[OmriMon 0]

we don't have geography class in my school..
but i can talk about other stuff, they don't have to be meaningful but it's something...
Free Skies,
Omri

[froggie 0]

sangiro,
youre detailed explanation has warped my already geographicallly illiterate froggie brain. Thanks man, now i cant even concentrate on my homework or study for my exams. YOu owe me :)
froggie

[froggie 0]

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Omri, after failing miserably here, now you know why you should pay attention in school - so you can participate in meaningful discussion with your skydiver friends!!!

ROFLMAO. that is a funny post! Seriously frank, if we conducted a survey on Different topics and thier %s on these threads then wede realize that we talk about (in this order)
1) sex
2) skydiving
3) sex and skydiving together
4) working while dreaming of having sex on the ride to alti
5) intelligent, non sexual, geographically oriented conversations.

anybody disagree? :)
froggie

[Pammi 0]

ROFL! That was hilarious Sangiro!!
Pammi

[skyhawk 2]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
froggie how bout beer :-) everything else yep

[freaksister 0]

I gotta go with skyhawk on this one, froggie. You nailed everything except the beer!
You even got them in the right order...
Sis
"What we're all really seeking is something where we can feel the rapture of being alive."J.Campbell

[froggie 0]

sis and skyhawk,
i dont know how i could have forgotten the beer! oh man. now where does it belong? lemme see what i had before....
if we conducted a survey on Different topics and thier %s on these threads then wede realize that we talk about (in this order)
1) sex
2) skydiving and then ending the day with some cold ones!
3) sex and skydiving together while sitting here drinking beer
4) working while dreaming of having sex on the ride to alti then drinking the night away
okay, there we go. ive fixed it! :)
froggie
5) intelligent, non sexual, geographically oriented conversations.
anybody disagree? :)
froggie

[PLFKING 3]

Sangiro --
Thanks for the lesson in "derogatory geography"....when information can contain facts laced with snideness, it seems to stick in my warped mind a little better......
The PLF Probationer