Greg

I agree with Jessica, I need an "all of the above" choice!!

Not exactly, the wings were fixed. That is, one solid wing. I would assume that the ones I saw must have been the Apache varrity you mentioned. Agreed, although it would be interesting to watch someone try!! But yeah, they were bailing out of the back of the skyvan, plenty of room there!! I would guess it would be very similar to a birdman suit, but since I have not jumped either, its just a guess. I wonder how much control you have over your fall rate with one on, or if you could pull off a "loop" like a glider. Or, how about a rocket pack, a skateboard, and a set of those wings....YEEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!!! Blue ones!!! Greg A-37958

Hey all, its been awhile, I have actually had to work for a living the last few weeks (bastards), and unfortunatly, have not even been able to "lurk" in the forums at all. Seems there are a vast number of new posters, and far too many unread posts, I dont think I will ever catch up!!! hello new folks!!!!

Detachable penis?

Hows about: Hey baby, you must have a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

Yeah, I tried one at six flags in San Antonio. It was before I started skydiving, and at that time, it was a kick ass ride. It was cool that the harness held two or three people at a time, made it interesting. I rode it with my younger half brother, who insisted on pulling the rip cord. The little f*ck did not even have the testicular fortitude to give me a freakin count, just pulled the cord, freaked me out, but it was a blast anyway. They were pretty busy, and it was kinda cool watching them load three little prepubessant wuffos into that thing, and then hear the screams when the rip cord was pulled, sounded like they were boiling kids in oil over there!!! lol

BWAaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha......jellyfish ass!!! Ive heard jellyfish stings are a lot like bee stings, this poor dude!! Swolen shut!?!! Bwwaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

Hey Gizzerr, I could liken skydiving to your first kiss. The apprehension prior is a killer, but the payoff.........well, I wont go into too much detail there, but I think you get my point.

I like tail!!

Someone once explained the difference to me as: If you have an itch in your ear, and you scratch it, what feels better, your ear or your finger? My response to that is: Let me scratch your ear with my d!ck, and then ask me again!! lol

Would you happen to mean that you jump with Team Flail? If so, those are a great bunch, I have met a few that jump with them at Eloy, not sure of thier names, but certainly know them by association. Its cool to have a group of more experienced jumpers that are willing to jump with, and recrute those that are less experienced!!

Hello Joolee, Im Greg, jump at Eloy (mostly), have 35 jumps so far. Welcome to the forums!! Greg A-37958

Hey DiverDave, welcome to the forums from the village idiot!!

Ive been there, yeah its beautiful alright!! If Im not mistaken, that is where the Nile river begins!!

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