Viking 0 #1 July 19, 2002 Cya later now try to geuss why to go to court so i have somthing funny to read when i get back.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 July 19, 2002 So, you actually *did* start stalking that chick from the store? Damn, we were joking dude...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #3 July 19, 2002 LOL at Dave --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #4 July 19, 2002 Uh you were arrested and charged with "cruel and unusual punishment" while you were wearing your Speedo?I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #5 July 19, 2002 Um my imagination is all dried up today. Can't really come up with any ideas. It has something to do with the gnarly hangover I have this morning and the two beautiful wild turkey reps at the bar promoting that nasty stuff and killing my brain cells. I had to go to court in Santa Barbara for peeing behing a bush one time. Is that what you are going to court for? Where you busted for shooting crows down there in So Cal.... Did you get a a wreckless driving/speeding ticket driving down the highway in your new jumpsuit, helmet, and goggles? Were you impersonating a clown? Thats all i got............ Jumpy jumpy jumpy jumpy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #6 July 19, 2002 walking across a freeeway bridge? (thats illegal back home, they use it to get hitchhikers and BASE jumpers....not that I know...)xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nws01 0 #7 July 19, 2002 Did you kill a bunch of kittens because you masturbate all the time? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #8 July 19, 2002 QuoteCya later now try to geuss why to go to court so i have somthing funny to read when i get back. To officially get English declared as your second language? Change your name to Anastia Beaverhousen?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swarley 0 #9 July 19, 2002 QuoteCya later now try to geuss why to go to court so i have somthing funny to read when i get back. My Site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swarley 0 #10 July 19, 2002 Hmmmmm Your real name is arthur anderson? My Site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 July 19, 2002 You went outside naked to get the paper and locked yourself out. The key was in your motorcycle, so you were riding it over a couple of blocks to you mom's house to get a change of clothes? The cop was laughing so hard he gave you a citation for riding without a helmet, a paper jumpsuit from his squad, and let you go? Yes, that story is too wierd to be fiction. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Divadiver 0 #12 July 19, 2002 Stab in the dark . . . Did you witness an accident and just happen to have your camera with you?? Real Life . . . You got a speeding ticket going to the DZ? Diva Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #13 July 19, 2002 Remember a couple of months ago, there was a large theft from where he worked? I'm guessing this is what's going on...although I liked the motorcycle story better..... Ciels and Pinks- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 July 19, 2002 Wow...I hope it didn't have anything to do with a paddock full of ravaged sheep..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #15 July 19, 2002 as long as they dont throw him off a cliff in a burlap bag, I think he'll be alright!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #16 July 19, 2002 Quote Hmmmmm Your real name is arthur anderson? DAMNIT!!! You found me out. I swear I have never heard anyform of that joke before...... oh ya Michele is right. I went to testifie against this rich idiot that used to have a 70k a year job but decided to pick up inter-state check fruad as a side hobby. My store isn't the only place he has ripped off. He took Sun Micro Systems for over 100k () and got Lasik Eye Surgery using a fake check. He was actually smart enough to use real bank account #'s from his former job, so if you were run it through a bank the #'s would be fine. He was only cought b/c he was gready. oh and about my bad engrish, i was running out the door and i tend to think faster than i can type.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #17 July 19, 2002 Quote oh and about my bad engrish, i was running out the door and i tend to think faster than i can type. Really? I tend to type (and post) faster than I think, with the result that my bf read my posts......BIG oops......xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
