Muenkel 0 #1 September 12, 2002 I don't know where this big black cloud has come from. I truly have had a pretty fortunate life. But these past almost 2 years...holy shit. Last night, I was driving home from work in a major windstorm. I see this huge dead tree falling in front of me across the road. There was no time to stop but fortunately I swerved in time to avoid hitting the trunk of the tree. Instead all the branches got the car. So now my whole driver's side is all scraped up. This is the new car I purchased in April and cracked up in May. Of course the damage from the previous incident was the length of my passenger side. So, now I have done the driver's side. I think I need to go off to one of those cleansing retreats. I don't think I have good kharma. I must have killed a bug in a past life. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #2 September 12, 2002 Get out and jump... that will cahnge your Karma...Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #3 September 12, 2002 QuoteI think I need to go off to one of those cleansing retreats. I don't think I have good kharma. I must have killed a bug in a past life. Chris, understand that this isn't an attack, but I think there is no better time for you to take a vacation from work and just live at the dropzone, and get your licenses. Don't worry about what goes on outside, leave your cell phone at home. You'll feel 1000x better -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #4 September 12, 2002 QuoteI don't think I have good kharma. Your kharma is looking good. You have symmetry. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #5 September 12, 2002 Pete, You are totally right. But will anyone get in the plane with me? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 September 12, 2002 "one of those cleansing retreats" They have a retreat for Benedictine monks just outside Winnipeg. (I'm not sure what a monk needs a vacation from, but there it is. ) Try that one this December. After a winter in W., anything'll seem great. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #7 September 12, 2002 Why would'nt they? Pay the money and out you go... As DenGopher says... Just Jump!Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #8 September 12, 2002 Chris: thus the old adage: "Bad things happen to good people" and "This to, shall pass" it's got to get better, before it gets worse! i'd get on the plane with you, but i'd insists on sitting by the door! J/K! --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #9 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou are totally right. But will anyone get in the plane with me? Sure, why not. Leave your problems outside the DZ, and just focus on having fun and learning -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #10 September 12, 2002 Quotethus the old adage: "Bad things happen to good people" I must be a really good person then..... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fasterfaller 0 #11 September 12, 2002 I think it's called 'Shit happens " to good people . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #12 September 12, 2002 "I must be a really good person " If this is a problem, I can help. However, it would just be a different set of new, bad things. "Helping good girls go bad since 1985" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #13 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou have symmetry. Exactly. Now that your car has been properly "balanced", your life will turn around and only good things will happen to you from now on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #14 September 12, 2002 Actually I was in a funk for a while. But lately the real me has come back. I actually laughed when I looked at my car last night. Usually, I am pretty much a go with the flow guy. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #15 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou know you're having a bad day when a "Bytch" slap is the highlight. Hey! I take offense to that remark. A slap from me should be the highlight of a good day, not a bad one! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #16 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou have symmetry. Exactly. Now that your car has been properly "balanced", your life will turn around and only good things will happen to you from now on. Is that what they call feng shui?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou know you're having a bad day when a "Bytch" slap is the highlight. ----------------------------------------------------------- Hey! I take offense to that remark. A slap from me should be the highlight of a good day, not a bad one! Well i'm no slap expert... but i think a slap from Bytch would be pretty damn awesome. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessefs 0 #18 September 12, 2002 Only if it's a slap on my ASS <* Spread the Love! *> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 September 12, 2002 QuoteOnly if it's a slap on my ASS And she talks dirty to me.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #20 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou know you're having a bad day when a "Bytch" slap is the highlight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey! I take offense to that remark. A slap from me should be the highlight of a good day, not a bad one! You see, I have just been Bytch slapped and it was the best part of my day!You know I only mean this with the utmost of affection. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #21 September 12, 2002 QuoteYou see, I have just been Bytch slapped and it was the best part of my day! You know I only mean this with the utmost of affection. Dude, just get your lips permanently attached to her ass. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #22 September 12, 2002 QuoteDude, just get your lips permanently attached to her ass. I would, but it is already too crowded there. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hooked 0 #23 September 12, 2002 Quote I would, but it is already too crowded there. LOL Hang in there Muenkel, life will get better! J -------------------------------------- Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #24 September 12, 2002 Muenkel.....Have you ever thought that maybe all this isn't just bad luck? Maybe God is trying to kill you and just has bad aim..... PS..I can't take credit for that one. I stole it from Archie Bunker.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 September 12, 2002 QuoteHang in there Muenkel, life will get better! It already has. I just started this thread lightheartedly, because I just can't believe my luck sometimes. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
