skreamer 1 #1 March 5, 2001 Hi y'allHaving a great time in LaLa-land. Oh yes, this post - how many skydiving T-shirts do you own?Also, which one is your favourite and why?/sPS Sis, I brought my own leash, WHERE ARE YOU??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberskydive 0 #2 March 5, 2001 I have alot but they are all really wore out and I need new ones. My "Raven saves lives" shirt I got from my first reserve ride was my favorite, till it literally fell apart-LOLD.Chisolm C-28534[email protected]http://www.sunraydesigns.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SKY 0 #3 March 5, 2001 5 or 6 but I always end up seeing them on my friends. My favorite has to be the one thats tie died half blue half green, and on the green are all these little turtles with smiles and beers and thier havin a good time and on the blue is a turtle under his canopy coming down with a case of beer. the sun is even smilin. there are all sorts of other stuff happenin on it only its monday and I tired and you know anyhow, its real cheesy and I love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 259 #4 March 5, 2001 Uhhh.... counting the ones that are too trashed to wear anymore (saving those for wall decorations) and not counting the ones I've given to my kid and b/f and family members, I'd have to guess around 50. Just the ones still in decent shape - I can go over three weeks wearing a different skydiving related shirt each day...Favorite? Can't pick just one! '97 Nationals Staff shirt cuz it's really cool... "You flat bastard! You corked Kenny!" cuz it's funny... worn out black shirt with my first dz's name on the back for the nostalgia... GoFast Freefly Fireball cuz it's really really cool...okay I'll shut up now...pull and flare,lisa Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #5 March 5, 2001 i believe my count sits at 7 long sleeved t shirts (go fast, cross keys, airs[eed world team, jumpfish, sunshine factory, freefly guys, and a monkeyclaw one), 3 short sleeved Tshirts (Americas Cup 2000, Colegiate nationals, and a parachuting is dangerous one) and a fleece.Stacyhttp://astro.temple.edu/~sweeks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #6 March 5, 2001 Quote"You flat bastard! You corked Kenny!" Ha ha ha....this has got to be the funniest I've heard. I have but a few, maybe 7 or 8 shirts. I think all but 3 were originally my boyfriends or shirts he gave me. My favorite would have to be a long-sleeve Para-Performance games shirt just b/c it's long sleeves and I LOVE long-sleeves. The rest of my shirts, except for one tye-dye one are all shorties.MUCH LOVE AND BLUE SKIES!Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboy62000 0 #7 March 5, 2001 I have about 4 or 5 skydiving T-Shirts. I don't really have a favorite, but I do like to wear any of them to work at the airport. All the pilots and instructors that work there are real whuffos and can't understand why I would want to jump out of an airplane. I love the comments they make when I wear one. Typical stuff like, "Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" Because the door was open.Blue Skies,Adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #8 March 5, 2001 Hey Flyboy6K,Get the whuffos at your work to check out fatalities in aircraft! 99.9999% of people who die in 'planes are killed when the 'plane descends (actually it's when the 'plane STOPS descending(!!) & gets to the ground. The sensible solution is to leave the 'plane before it starts to descend!?Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #9 March 5, 2001 Oh yeah...Skydiving clothing Loads of "T" shirts, "Altitude / Attitude", "Skydive Arizona", "Quincy '99" etc... But my favourite has to be "Tayside Police Parachute Club... Pigs 'can' fly".Mike D10270. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #10 March 6, 2001 Probably five or six short-sleeved shirts and one long-sleeved one...my favorite is the one that says what Mike was talking about: 98% of all people who die in plane crashes do so upon impact, therefore I choose to exit the plane BEFORE it hits the ground! SKYDIVE!" It has a huge skull and crossbones on it too, really Sport Death.I also like the classic one I have that says something like "Let the woman have her orgasm (this is crossed out in red) AIRGASM first!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 March 6, 2001 An old Texas A&M Skydiving Club t-shirt had a pic of a couple cows on the back, one guy under canopy in the air. One of the cows is on it's side with a skydiver with his head stuck in the other side of the cow with his body sticking up (I think it had a trailed canopy too). The other cow is chewing/looking at the other cow with a big "?" above his head (as if he's thinking). I thought it was pretty darn funny. Another one is a guy tracking towards a pond with a trailing canopy. In a bubble thought he has a picture of a wood screw with an "'d" (read: "screw'd). The title on the back says "Tracking for the Pond." AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #12 March 6, 2001 Hey SisCould you please loosen this leash, I don't think I can keep this *up* for much longer... /s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freaksister 0 #13 March 6, 2001 Nope, can't loosen the leash...you have been a very, very bad boy skreamer! we are going to have to figure out a way for you to jump with that thing on this weekend 'cause you aren't getting away! hehe (didn't you know you were coming to safety day with us? I shall WHIP you into safety shape!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #14 March 6, 2001 please help me...it's very dark and i am sooo scared...you won't believe the things she is doing to me...*shoosh*, here she comes...'No mistress Freaksis, I wasn't talking to anybody mistress Freaksis'/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aviatrr 0 #15 March 6, 2001 Quote All the pilots and instructors that work there are real whuffos and can't understand why I would want to jump out of an airplane. I love the comments they make when I wear one. Typical stuff like, "Why jump out of a perfectly good airplane?" Because the door was open. I normally tell 'em that I'm just practicing... "Ya see, I'm a really bad pilot.. I'm just practicing for all the times I'm gonna have to bail out when I screw up.."When I recently did some contract work, I got to take my rig with me.. We were going to an airport with a DZ on the field, and staying for a couple days.. Should've seen the looks I got (and the comments) from the passengers when they saw my rig sitting in the forward baggage area..Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyboy62000 0 #16 March 6, 2001 Hey Mike, That's pretty good. I can imagine what the passengers would think. They would be like, "hey why does the pilot have a parachute, we don't get one." or "Gee, I hope he doesn't decide he's sick of flying the plane and jump on us."Blue Skies,Adam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #17 March 6, 2001 So where is the best place to find the t's? There are some you guys have mentioned on here I've never seen! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tee 0 #18 March 6, 2001 My favorite is the one my sweetie picked up for me at Skydive Chicago. It has a sun on the front with the letters STL. In case you haven't been to Chicago, their motto there is Share The Love (STL). They promote people being positive, so if someone is being grumpy or complaining everyone says "Share the Love"....then once the person realizes they were complaining they respond "Right on"....and if the STL person is happy with the way they said Right On then they respond back "You Rock". It's a cute way to have everyone stay positive! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skreamer 1 #19 March 6, 2001 ROTFLMAOSTL?Tee, no offence, but that sounds like an AA meeting for the Smurfs! OK, now I KNOW the americans lace their water with Prozac. Can't wait to get back to London : bad weather, shit food and worse service. Actually I like the way everybody here in California greets each other and has time to chat - it reminds me of home when I was a kid.Tee, you rock!/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deleted 0 #20 March 6, 2001 Thats "Spread the Love" @ SDC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #21 March 6, 2001 There's a guy who show up at my dropzone a lot and wears a t-shirt that says, in big black letters: NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN!-SpeedRacer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #22 March 6, 2001 Damn, this is only my 17th post! I'm gonna be a newbie forever!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SpeedRacer 1 #23 March 6, 2001 Damn. OK, 18th post. alright I'll stop now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites PLFXpert 0 #24 March 6, 2001 QuoteIn case you haven't been to Chicago, their motto there is Share The Love Tee...that sounds awesome! Now I want to go there b/c my favorite phrase since I was a lil hippie chick all through middle-school has been "Spread the Love." That's pretty closeMUCH LOVE AND BLUE SKIES!Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #25 March 6, 2001 I've seen that shirt before, it confirms:"Inside of everyman is a lesbian trying to come out..." AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 1 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
skreamer 1 #19 March 6, 2001 ROTFLMAOSTL?Tee, no offence, but that sounds like an AA meeting for the Smurfs! OK, now I KNOW the americans lace their water with Prozac. Can't wait to get back to London : bad weather, shit food and worse service. Actually I like the way everybody here in California greets each other and has time to chat - it reminds me of home when I was a kid.Tee, you rock!/s Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #20 March 6, 2001 Thats "Spread the Love" @ SDC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #21 March 6, 2001 There's a guy who show up at my dropzone a lot and wears a t-shirt that says, in big black letters: NOBODY KNOWS I'M A LESBIAN!-SpeedRacer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 March 6, 2001 Damn, this is only my 17th post! I'm gonna be a newbie forever!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #23 March 6, 2001 Damn. OK, 18th post. alright I'll stop now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #24 March 6, 2001 QuoteIn case you haven't been to Chicago, their motto there is Share The Love Tee...that sounds awesome! Now I want to go there b/c my favorite phrase since I was a lil hippie chick all through middle-school has been "Spread the Love." That's pretty closeMUCH LOVE AND BLUE SKIES!Carrie http://www.geocities.com/skydivegrl20/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #25 March 6, 2001 I've seen that shirt before, it confirms:"Inside of everyman is a lesbian trying to come out..." AggieDave '02-------------Blue Skies and Gig'em Ags!BTHO t.u. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
