Stop the Aeroexcrementation!

[christoofar 0]

Please!

Stop the aeroexcrementation* in our planes! Perhaps we should segregate these jumpers to the "stinky" plane?

Anyone care to eat a nasty looking burrito covered in guac and go on a "stinkyway"?

Aeroexcrementate v. intr.

1. To exude noxious gaseos odiferous methane in a closely confined area, such as an airplane; fart.

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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

Can't beat the laws of physics (unless you're in a singularity) - lower the air pressure, gasses expand.

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[happythoughts 0]

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[bbarnhouse 0]

well it would all be fine if the RW people would sit toward the bulkhead. They're the ones that have the issue..bwahhhhhhhhhh..........from the gates of Hades.....some of them smell like they've sold their a$$es to the debbil!!

[Viking 0]

don't like it leave the door cracked!!

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[goose491 0]

BUT..... As we climb, the atmospheric pressure decreases.... Thus, the noxious gaseos odiferous methane is allowed to expand resulting in an apparent increase in pressure on the walls of the individuals lower end of the digestive track. I would present that aeroexcrementation is the only known answer to discomfort caused by this terrible phenomenon.

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[jraf 0]

Beans, beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Make sure, to eat beans with EVERY meal!

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[Sebazz1 2]

Wasn't me.........hehehehehehe.


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[happythoughts 0]

Actually, the RW people have solved the problem. We've been using Tic-Tac's as suppositories. Now when it comes out, it's like a little breath of mint. People constantly say to me "Gee, I hope you had eggs and a cold beer for breakfast." Share the love baby.

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We've been using Tic-Tac's as suppositories.

That's something I could have gone without knowing.

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[hagar 0]

How about Zero-P pants?

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[AggieDave 6]

The words on the front of my helmet: "Who Farted?"

That is there for a reason, since it has never been me farting on the loads, forcing the window/door open to clear the air, no, not me, never...hehe

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That's something I could have gone without knowing.

Maybe.

[slotperfect 7]

It's better to lose a friend than lose an intestine!

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[skymut 0]

Yup, I'm a fart smeller...err, I mean smart feller.
I believe in the military they call it 'out gasing'.

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[drenaline 0]

My gramma's saying:

"Lets fart be free
where ever it be
cause that was the death
of mary lee"

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[ernokaikkonen 0]

>Wasn't me.........hehehehehehe.

No, it was probably the pilot. Have you noticed that the pilot is always there when it starts to smell?

Erno

[jtval 0]

you know, we are all adults here, but why are farts still the funniest damn thing on earth?
is it the reaction to them or sometimes its just the sound... we all know it isnt the smell but why do we feel compelled to laugh ( I know it sucks when we are trapped like rats, but there is still some rudimentary humor to it.)

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[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I think it's peoples reaction to them when it just hits them that's the "funny" part

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[drenaline 0]

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all know it isnt the smell

I have to object to this statement, we go in a plane with an open door only thing we can hear is the aircraft and only thing we can smell is the fart and we get a laugh everytime we smell one, we even make competition to see which one lasts more.

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[happythoughts 0]

"competition to see which one lasts more. "
You've got to recognize excellence in any endeavor. The other day, we got a call from the National Weather Service. One guy had let one that they were tracking on radar. They said if it happened again, we would have to file a NOTAM.

[drenaline 0]

roflmao

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One guy had let one that they were tracking on radar.

Come on accept your guilt! it was you

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[happythoughts 0]

'"Come on accept your guilt! it was you "
I guess that explains why everyone prefers that I dock last. Right now I have a civil suit with some farmers who are blaming me for crop circles.

[drenaline 0]

yep there is no way you are going to be allowed to be the center of a caterpillar formation.

There is nothing more funny than to say goodbye to the pilot with a fart.

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[helicam 0]

Maybe its a way to get those nervy tandems out....nutting like a good jalapeno/ egg/ bean puff of gas after a hard nights drinking!

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