christoofar 0 #1 August 26, 2002 Please! Stop the aeroexcrementation* in our planes! Perhaps we should segregate these jumpers to the "stinky" plane? Anyone care to eat a nasty looking burrito covered in guac and go on a "stinkyway"? Aeroexcrementate v. intr. 1. To exude noxious gaseos odiferous methane in a closely confined area, such as an airplane; fart. ____________________________________________________________ I'm RICK JAMES! Fo shizzle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #2 August 26, 2002 Can't beat the laws of physics (unless you're in a singularity) - lower the air pressure, gasses expand.____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 August 26, 2002 The best things in life are free. It's all about sharing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #4 August 26, 2002 well it would all be fine if the RW people would sit toward the bulkhead. They're the ones that have the issue..bwahhhhhhhhhh..........from the gates of Hades.....some of them smell like they've sold their a$$es to the debbil!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 August 26, 2002 don't like it leave the door cracked!!I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goose491 0 #6 August 26, 2002 BUT..... As we climb, the atmospheric pressure decreases.... Thus, the noxious gaseos odiferous methane is allowed to expand resulting in an apparent increase in pressure on the walls of the individuals lower end of the digestive track. I would present that aeroexcrementation is the only known answer to discomfort caused by this terrible phenomenon. My Karma ran over my Dogma!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #7 August 26, 2002 Beans, beans, good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel Make sure, to eat beans with EVERY meal!QuoteMy, my, my, said the spider to the flyjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #8 August 26, 2002 Wasn't me.........hehehehehehe. One smart man he felt smart........ Say that quickly ten times Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #9 August 26, 2002 Actually, the RW people have solved the problem. We've been using Tic-Tac's as suppositories. Now when it comes out, it's like a little breath of mint. People constantly say to me "Gee, I hope you had eggs and a cold beer for breakfast." Share the love baby. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scottbre 0 #10 August 26, 2002 QuoteWe've been using Tic-Tac's as suppositories. That's something I could have gone without knowing. "Your mother's full of stupidjuice!" My Art Project Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hagar 0 #11 August 26, 2002 How about Zero-P pants?--- PCSS #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #12 August 26, 2002 The words on the front of my helmet: "Who Farted?" That is there for a reason, since it has never been me farting on the loads, forcing the window/door open to clear the air, no, not me, never...hehe--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 August 26, 2002 QuoteThat's something I could have gone without knowing. Maybe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #14 August 26, 2002 It's better to lose a friend than lose an intestine!Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymut 0 #15 August 27, 2002 Yup, I'm a fart smeller...err, I mean smart feller. I believe in the military they call it 'out gasing'. Matt A well-informed person is somebody who has the same views and opinions as yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #16 August 27, 2002 My gramma's saying: "Lets fart be free where ever it be cause that was the death of mary lee" HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ernokaikkonen 0 #17 August 27, 2002 >Wasn't me.........hehehehehehe. No, it was probably the pilot. Have you noticed that the pilot is always there when it starts to smell? Erno Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #18 August 27, 2002 you know, we are all adults here, but why are farts still the funniest damn thing on earth? is it the reaction to them or sometimes its just the sound... we all know it isnt the smell but why do we feel compelled to laugh ( I know it sucks when we are trapped like rats, but there is still some rudimentary humor to it.)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #19 August 27, 2002 I think it's peoples reaction to them when it just hits them that's the "funny" part ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #20 August 27, 2002 Quoteall know it isnt the smell I have to object to this statement, we go in a plane with an open door only thing we can hear is the aircraft and only thing we can smell is the fart and we get a laugh everytime we smell one, we even make competition to see which one lasts more. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #21 August 27, 2002 "competition to see which one lasts more. " You've got to recognize excellence in any endeavor. The other day, we got a call from the National Weather Service. One guy had let one that they were tracking on radar. They said if it happened again, we would have to file a NOTAM. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #22 August 27, 2002 roflmao QuoteOne guy had let one that they were tracking on radar. Come on accept your guilt! it was you HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #23 August 27, 2002 '"Come on accept your guilt! it was you " I guess that explains why everyone prefers that I dock last. Right now I have a civil suit with some farmers who are blaming me for crop circles. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drenaline 0 #24 August 27, 2002 yep there is no way you are going to be allowed to be the center of a caterpillar formation. There is nothing more funny than to say goodbye to the pilot with a fart. HISPA 21 www.panamafreefall.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #25 October 1, 2002 Maybe its a way to get those nervy tandems out....nutting like a good jalapeno/ egg/ bean puff of gas after a hard nights drinking! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites