skymama 35 #1 October 16, 2002 I just heard on "The View" that they are giving out free vibrators to women over there. I'm all over that deal! That got me to thinking though...it doesn't say much about the quality of the sex that Englishmen provide if they have to hand out free vibrators. Maybe we need to send Dr. Ruth over there!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #2 October 16, 2002 Note, this is England that Mama is talking about. NOT Scotland.... But Mama, you are welcome here anyday...-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enrique 0 #3 October 16, 2002 Wouldn't you prefer to move down to good 'ol Mexico? They don't give anything for free here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #4 October 16, 2002 maybe they have to much sex, and englishmen just don't have the strength for 24 hour "work""George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 October 16, 2002 Quote I just heard on "The View" that they are giving out free vibrators to women over there. I'm all over that deal! That got me to thinking though...it doesn't say much about the quality of the sex that Englishmen provide if they have to hand out free vibrators. Maybe we need to send Dr. Ruth over there! I d hate to say it seeing as how Im american but if they cant sell vibrators over there then I would guess women done NEED THEM . you could save some $ and just fly here, you wont need one at my place either!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #6 October 16, 2002 Skymama...you don't have to move to England. I can humm the entire Star Spangled Banner with my tongue sticking out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 35 #7 October 16, 2002 Wow, maybe you guys should do a service to the country by helping those poor women out over there and show them a few tricks! I'm sure you could write it off on your taxes as a humanitarian mission, or something like that. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #8 October 16, 2002 well Ive gotta brush up on some things...wanna cram? My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #9 October 16, 2002 You scared me. I had no idea what to expect, you have been dropping hideous pictures with some regularity. Ah, English medicine. You have to wait a year to get necessary surgery, but while you're waiting.... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,671 #10 October 16, 2002 Quote That got me to thinking though...it doesn't say much about the quality of the sex that Englishmen provide if they have to hand out free vibrators. Purely in the interests of scientific accuracy, I am willing to disprove your hypothesis for you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 October 16, 2002 I hate to advertize, but all my esteemed collegues are far away. Why don't you let me take you to my little grass shack here in Orlando - we can watch the stars at night you know I make good conversation, so vibrators should be redundant... . jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #12 October 16, 2002 Vibrators should be outlawed. Men just can't compete with that.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 October 16, 2002 Apparently they stopped selling vibrators in Florida - too many women getting their teeth chipped... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #14 October 16, 2002 Quote I can humm the entire Star Spangled Banner with my tongue sticking out. [;)) now if you can hum god save the queen (NOT our bastardized version ), then you might have yet another career option in your near future... steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #15 October 16, 2002 Quote Vibrators should be outlawed. Not only should they not be outlawed, they should be worshiped! Mine are well loved. In fact, that reminds me they haven't been shown how loved they are since..... YESTERDAY! Porn and sex for lunch! Pickup!!!!! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #16 October 16, 2002 how many times a week/day do you change batteries "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #17 October 16, 2002 If I told you I'd have to kill you!\ Let's just say I could easily have a majority ownership of Energizer by now with all the money I spend. No wonder I'm broke! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #18 October 16, 2002 Quote how many times a week/day do you change batteries The great thing about Dove is if the batteries die, the generator kicks in. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SudsyFist 0 #19 October 16, 2002 Quote Porn and sex for lunch! um, i'll have what she's having... steve Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #20 October 16, 2002 "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #21 October 16, 2002 Hey! Glad you could cum! Hold on - lemme rewind. You just missed my favorite part! Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #22 October 16, 2002 OK, tell the truth. Man or vibrator? If you say man, I will volunteer. If you say vibrator, I'll bring my video camera Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dove 0 #23 October 16, 2002 Oh God - MAN anyday! (Vibrator every other day.... and sometimes before and after too!) insatiable dove Fall in dove. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 October 16, 2002 Quote ...it doesn't say much about the quality of the sex that Englishmen provide if they have to hand out free vibrators. Maybe we need to send Dr. Ruth over there! We should send Dr. Ruth somewhere. Anywhere. Having a vib doesn't mean the Englishmen need help. You have to have the proper tools for any job. A leetle this, a leetle that...ummmm goood. No one remembers the tools, just the workman... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grega 0 #25 October 16, 2002 hmm looks like you have to find some insatiable MAN, and i think i know one And loose that generator for a vibrator, you need a nuclear plant. "George just lucky i guess!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
