MrHixxx 0 #26 November 7, 2002 You also might like "Save your breath, you are going to need it to blow up you date tonight" -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #27 November 7, 2002 Here's a comic for you. My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #28 November 7, 2002 Quote You also might like "Save your breath, you are going to need it to blow up you date tonight" -Hixxx I would ONLY use it on a@#holes...no one else...I'm sweet really I am Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #29 November 7, 2002 Man, what a tough crowd...damn. The guy just isn't that smooth and it's like he's a criminal. Geeez. He was just talking about stuff until he hit a topic that she would respond to. He struck out. I can't think of a really good opener for the chicka next to me in a library, of all places. There's no "can I buy you a drink" or "yes, we have something in common because we are...". It has got to be the worst, right? So, how would you girls hit on a guy in a library? Keep bumping into him in the stacks until he says something? Trip him down the stairs and then chat in the ambulance? Besides, he probably saw Carrie hitting on the maintenance guy yesterday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #30 November 7, 2002 See... It's when you can't offer the usual passes that chicks dig it when you do. Chicks like the creative kind. The way I see courtship is like going to a job fair. What impression would you leave to have them call you for a phone interview? That kind of conversation PLFXpert got won't stand a chance for a 1st meeting.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #31 November 7, 2002 These sponsorship things anyone can do. I work for a major resort and I am constantly being asked to do sponsorships with major companies such as ESPN. I have also been photographed for brochures and promotional items and I am nothing special to look at. I don't go walking up to women and say "Hey, I'm a super model and I am great". I agree with Mr. Hixx. He probably has a really small penis and is overcompensating. But be flattered Carrie, you're a hottie! And Betsy, why don't I suck? _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #32 November 7, 2002 Awwww, too sweet, Muenkel. This guy was hot but once he opened his mouth he ruined the package for me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #33 November 7, 2002 Quote See... It's when you can't offer the usual passes that chicks dig it when you do. Chicks like the creative kind. The way I see courtship is like going to a job fair. What impression would you leave to have them call you for a phone interview? That kind of conversation PLFXpert got won't stand a chance for a 1st meeting. Walk around with your pants unzipped. When a girl mentions it, say "Oh, wow. Thanks for letting me know...and uh, thanks for noticing. How long were you looking there?...uhhh, baby." Yeah, that's the ticket. Creativity. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #34 November 7, 2002 Quote Awwww, too sweet, Muenkel. Guys, the kiss of death! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #35 November 7, 2002 Quote Quote Awwww, too sweet, Muenkel. Guys, the kiss of death! You're in the friend zone now dude. Too bad. At least with me, she hates me, so there's still an opportunity out there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #36 November 7, 2002 Quote Guys, the kiss of death! [Tongue] Wouldn't you like to know? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #37 November 7, 2002 Hey, now, everybody is in the friend zone...I have a boy-toy at the momentYou can look at the menu...just can't order Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #38 November 7, 2002 Quote And Betsy, why don't I suck Well darlin I haven't flown with you yet!! The folks that met in Perris sat at the bar, watched a video and proclaimed together that we all SUCK. No words rang truer that day and we are proud of it! LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #39 November 7, 2002 Quote And Betsy, why don't I suck? [Crazy] Ummm, did you want to suck? B/c, if so, I don't think that's something the lovely Betsy could help you with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #40 November 7, 2002 Quote Well darlin I haven't flown with you yet!! The folks that met in Perris sat at the bar, watched a video and proclaimed together that we all SUCK. No words rang truer that day and we are proud of it! LOL Can I honorarilly suck until I can fly with you? And Carrie, get your mind out of the gutter! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,466 #41 November 7, 2002 >red bull is VERY picky about who they let wear their logo...like, you > have to be really good at something. It took me a long time before > they'd let me wear it...I doubt if they'd let you do it. Mostly they > stick to the top 1% in the world and in california" Sounds like some skydivers I know! We seem to do that quite a bit, wearing skydiving T-shirts everywhere and carrying our rigs on our shoulder in the airports, hoping someone will notice. "Excuse me, are you a skydiver?" "Why, yes I am! In fact, I'm on a four way team . . . " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #42 November 7, 2002 QuoteCan I honorarilly suck until I can fly with you? Well we did do the F*** Muenkel jump.........so Muenkel SUCKS!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #43 November 7, 2002 Quote Well we did do the F*** Muenkel jump......... Can we do a "F*** Muenkel again" jump in eloy? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #44 November 7, 2002 Quote Hey, now, everybody is in the friend zone...I have a boy-toy at the momentYou can look at the menu...just can't order Nice menu analogy. Closer than ya know. How about your boy-toy has the lease with an option to buy and I just want a test drive? See how it is? You start off pissed about a pet peeve and end up with a thread about boinking. Now isn't that better? I'm kind of like a therapist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #45 November 7, 2002 Yes we can do the F~ Muenkel jump in Eloy but it must be out of the DC-3...It was funny watching all these pros and what not showing their hot shit freefly / Rw / big way videos in the bomb shelter at Perris. Then Duece slips in our zoo videos for the day. All these folks watching our videos It was classic to say the least. Then the chanting "we suck!" was a hoot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 November 7, 2002 Quote Well we did do the F*** Muenkel jump.........so Muenkel SUCKS!!! I am completely honored! Wait a second...nobody told me it was a "F***" Muenkel jump. They just said they did a jump for me. Now the truth comes out. I am hurt. I am destroyed! Naah, any honorary jump is good enough for me! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spy38W 0 #47 November 7, 2002 Quote Quote Well we did do the F*** Muenkel jump.........so Muenkel SUCKS!!! I am completely honored! Wait a second...nobody told me it was a "F***" Muenkel jump. They just said they did a jump for me. Now the truth comes out. I am hurt. I am destroyed! Naah, any honorary jump is good enough for me! I think the video is on PilotDave's site... -- Hook high, flare on time Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chief 0 #48 November 7, 2002 If we all remembered what we learned in kindergarten, all would be well. There are no limits on stupidity, you just encountered the guy version. Plus, I am not the impressed with R/B Stay Safe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #49 November 8, 2002 Well, if some of you guys have not yet noticed I am the Greatest person to Grace Earth. Compared to me the Sun fades and the speed of light is insignificant. Don't you all forget that. Ah, and of course I drink Red Bulljraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #50 November 8, 2002 Quote Guys, the kiss of death! Gals, the bite of death? Coincedence? I think not!My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
