billvon 2,435 #1 January 15, 2003 There is a Bell Jetranger hovering outside my window with his camera pod pointed into my office. I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not. Now he's making low passes in front of the building. The skids are lower than my window; I'm on the 6th floor. I wonder if there's a gun battle going on on our roof or something. Maybe they finally caught on to me for being critical of our administration's handling of Iraq. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 January 15, 2003 what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!! I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #3 January 15, 2003 They're coming to take you away ha ha they're coming to take you away he he to the funny farm....where life is beautiful all the time..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #4 January 15, 2003 Next you will have the guys with the white jackets coming to see you. Good luck. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #5 January 15, 2003 Quote There is a Bell Jetranger hovering outside my window with his camera pod pointed into my office. I'm not sure whether this is a good thing or not. Maybe they finally caught on to me for being critical of our administration's handling of Iraq. OK, I'll take that as an apology and a change of opinion... I'll tell them to go away now. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #6 January 15, 2003 [sarcasm] It is clearly evidence of the growing government invasion into our personal liberties. It is time to stand strong on your rights! Don't let them disempower you. Assert your second amendment rights and start blasting! Do so right now, or forever relinquish your liberty! [/sarcasm] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #7 January 15, 2003 Quote [sarcasm] Assert your second amendment rights and start blasting! Do so right now, or forever relinquish your liberty! [/sarcasm] Now that would be really funny and something a skydiver would do. JudyBe kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #8 January 15, 2003 "what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!!" No this is obviously serious - gotta go straight for the pressed fruit bowl! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #9 January 15, 2003 C'mon.....a hop 'n pop can only brighten your day!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 January 15, 2003 Quote what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!! that is the funniest damn thing I didnt hear you say!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #11 January 15, 2003 >It is clearly evidence of the growing government invasion into our personal liberties. I'm going up on the roof right now and assert my freedom of speech! You know, a good friend of mine works in a VA hospital and has to deal with people all the time who claim that secret camoflaged government helicopters are following them. Good thing this helicopter isn't hovering outside the VA hospital . . . you'd have to up some people's Haldol. "But there really IS a helicopter following me!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #12 January 15, 2003 Get a rope, jump on and rappell out...unless its high enough for a jump.... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #13 January 15, 2003 Oh God that is funny! MOON him Bill!!! Sombody needs a video camera. ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deleted 0 #14 January 15, 2003 hide! hide as quickly as possible,, (whisper) they know what we know! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #15 January 15, 2003 I was kidding when I called them and said I suspected an Al Qaeda Operative in our midst.Oh well, Sorry Bill. _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #16 January 15, 2003 biil if there aint video it didnt happen so MOON HIM you'll never see the vid! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,435 #17 January 15, 2003 >biil if there aint video it didnt happen so MOON HIM you'll never see the vid! There's a camera pod hanging off the side. Do you really want to see my butt on NBC 7/39? I don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jlmiracle 7 #18 January 15, 2003 Quote> There's a camera pod hanging off the side. Do you really want to see my butt on NBC 7/39? I don't. yes, yes, yes, moon them, give em a fruit bowl.Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #19 January 15, 2003 Quote "what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!!" No this is obviously serious - gotta go straight for the pressed fruit bowl! It sure is good that they didn't have DNA testing when my method of expressing contempt for authority figures was peeing on their vehicles. However, if you get on the roof and have some range... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 15 #20 January 15, 2003 Point a camera back.. see if the pilot will moon you... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #21 January 15, 2003 Quote>biil if there aint video it didnt happen so MOON HIM you'll never see the vid! There's a camera pod hanging off the side. Do you really want to see my butt on NBC 7/39? I don't. TELL ME THAT WOULDNT BE THE FUNNISET THING TO SEE. "dropzone whore shows ass." we'd be nation wideMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,149 #22 January 15, 2003 Obviously you need a new network administrator. There are easier ways to see if you're postwhoring on DZ.COM. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #23 January 15, 2003 Quote Point a camera back.. see if the pilot will moon you... now THAT would be the funniest thing...My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #24 January 15, 2003 Put on your BASE rig, but on clothing so it won't be too obvious. Then go up to the roof and threaten to jump if they don't go away. And when they do, jump anyway -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #25 January 15, 2003 Quote Quote "what are you waiting for dude!!! show him the pressed ham!!!!!!" No this is obviously serious - gotta go straight for the pressed fruit bowl! It sure is good that they didn't have DNA testing when my method of expressing contempt for authority figures was peeing on their vehicles. However, if you get on the roof and have some range... Shoot - as long as you're on the roof, do the monkey trick! Toss 'em some poo! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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