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Last night when I checked out of the pub, BillVon asked where one could aquire Everclear. For those of you who don't know, Everclear is 190 proof corn liquor. It's exspecially good for getting people horribly, unexpectedly drunk when you mix it into margaritas or punch and stuff. In college we made "Jonestown" punch with it. Passed out people everywhereB|.

Anyhow, I knew the answer! We Californians have to get it in Nevada!

Answers on molecular weights: Billvon
Answers on high-octane booze: Deuce

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its especially good for setting your dorm room on fire as well...that shit will tear the finish of your floor in no time!!! fyi:make sure that you actually blow out the flame before you drink a flaming shot, otherwise you will have a scar goatee!!!;)

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Everclear....the prime ingredient for Purple Jesuses...(yes, Rebecca and Jess -- I know that's not a real word)......the staple of many a weekend party during my college days.

Ingredients.....1 bathtub, about 30 pounds of sliced oranges, lemons, and limes, 20 gallons of Welch's Grape Juice, 4-5 gallons of Everclear.

When we finally came out of our stupor sometime the following afternoon, we would then start eating the fruit......voila! Instant re-drunkeness.:)

Don

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I found a great website about Everclear. I'll even make it a clicky link. :)
http://www.webtender.com/db/ingred/71


Also copied and pasted this from a website i found.

Everclear is available in the following states:

Arizona
Colorado
Illinois
Indiana
Kentucky
Louisiana
Mississippi
Nevada
New Jersey
New York
North Carolina
North Dakota
Oklahoma
Pennsylvania
Texas
Virginia
Washington DC
Wisconsin (possibly)
Wyoming

Everclear is not available in the following states:
California
Ohio
Minnesota
Washington State (possibly)
Massachusetts (possibly)


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Yes, you are. I am too, because I suggested it in the first place.

It's all part of the supply line.

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Ingredients.....1 bathtub, about 30 pounds of sliced oranges, lemons, and limes, 20 gallons of Welch's Grape Juice, 4-5 gallons of Everclear.

When we finally came out of our stupor sometime the following afternoon, we would then start eating the fruit......voila! Instant re-drunkeness.:)
We used a new trashcan and called it trashcan punch. Same thing different area;)


Don



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Everclear...in other words pure grain alcohol. Easily obtainable all over the world.

Best substitute...and the most exciting substitute is White Lightning...sold in mason jars in the woods of many a state. Approach the salesperson with a friendly smile and pay whatever they want.

WARNING: To test quality light sample. If flame is anything but blue DO NOT DRINK!!!
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We used a new trashcan and called it trashcan punch. Same thing different area



We did that a few times also.....but we found the drunk and sometimes naked coeds were much more likely to climb in and out of the bathtub....plus they never tipped it over. ;)


Don

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Purple Jesuses...(yes, Rebecca and Jess -- I know that's not a real word)



Don, I think the term you should have used is Purple Jesi...

:D Just kidding. Hey, I'm all for poetic/literary license- use it quite liberally myself...

We did Hunch Punch in giant coolers and used Kool-Aid. Btw, red Kool-Aid puke shows up on ANY color carpet except black and red, and NEVER comes out.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Purple Jesi...



That's what I thought too!

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will have to try it at the next party I organize



Be advised......one guy once swore he could drink a pint of straight Everclear......he got about a third of it down, then we had to take him to the hospital for a two-night stay.....do not drink shots of this, as it will give you alcohol poisoning before you know it.

You guys have peaked my curiousity......I haven't bought any in over ten years, and had no idea it was banned in some areas. I'm going to stop by the ABC store on the way home and see if they still have it.....we're a little behind the national curve here in NC, so I bet it's still for sale. :)

Don

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Do they have Everclear stands by the side of the road


Yes. They're found one-half mile behind the pile of cars in the ditchB|.

I think it's in most liquor stores next to the Mad Dog 20-20 right on this side of the magazines wrapped in plastic.

I buy it at the Bonanza Liquor store in South Lake Tahoe, just on the other side of the Casinos.

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Pretty sure you can get it in Washington state could be wrong but we had some last weekend after safety day of all things. It was in a drink call apple pie tasted exactly like apple pie but had the effect of everclear.



they can't sell it there that's where I went to College

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