The Dating Game

[Magistr8 0]

I'm going to go back and edit the post so as not to start a war in here. It has always seen given positive results for me so I added it to the list.

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[Skitzo 0]

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But at least he/she is intrigued enough to try and figure out what's wrong with you. He/she could just walk away and not even care.

Yes, very true. I've been asked that question, and taken it as a compliment. But I remember, somewhere in my answer to him my head cocking off to the side like a little puppy thinking to myself, was that a line or is he digging for dirt?

"How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?"

[Rdutch 0]

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Are you currently taking perscription medication?

What fetish best describes your sexual tendencies?

What can I get for a $20?

If you are will you share and I hope it isnt going to cost me $20

Ray

Ray
Small and fast what every girl dreams of!

[freeflir29 0]

1. Do you swallow?

2. Can you pack my Stiletto in under 10 minutes and guarantee that it will snivel even if i dump in a track?

[blewaway5 0]

If I tell her I'm gonna do a horny gorilla what's her reaction gonna be?

Does she like sleeping in strange places with large amounts of alcohol in her blood every weekend?

When we're in said strange places we won't really be sleeping, will we?

Is a helmet cam acceptable bedroom wear?

Truman Sparks for President

[Magistr8 0]

just read your post and I edited mine none the less.

Here are some more I might ask if the date is going really well.

1) So.. what are you doing in the morning?

no matter what the reponse> eating dinner at my place sounds good to me.

actually the rest are all second date plans.

If the date is not going well

1) This one time and band camp?

2) I think I found the cure for insomnia

3) I have to help my parents with dinner, could we reschedule.

"Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools." Napoleon Bonaparte

[sunshine 2]

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1. Do you swallow?

2. Can you pack my Stiletto in under 10 minutes and guarantee that it will snivel even if i dump in a track?

I'm baffled as to why you don't pick up more women....

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[happythoughts 0]

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1. Do you swallow?
2. Can you pack my Stiletto in under 10 minutes and guarantee that it will snivel even if i dump in a track?

I'm baffled as to why you don't pick up more women....

I respect his decision to go with "quality" and not "quantity".

[SkymonkeyONE 3]

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1. Can you stand companionable silence without having to fill it with talk?

That was a very nice one. Here are some of mine:

-How many of my friends have you wrassled? (This takes some digging because I run in quite a few circles and have lived here a long time)

-Have you ever wrassled anyone in your direct chain of command at work?

-Do you mind riding on the back fender of my Harley?

[freeflir29 0]

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I'm baffled as to why you don't pick up more women....

It's the high standards that gets me.....

[happythoughts 0]

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If you are will you share and I hope it isnt going to cost me $20
Ray

How much for the both of us?

[blondeflyer7 0]

"Do you like to control everything or do you let the other SO make thier OWN decisions?"

"Do you like to have fun and what do you consider fun?"

[Zennie 0]

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Are you currently taking perscription medication?

And of course the obligatory follow-up question is:

"If yes, can I have some?"

I'd also ask "Are you willing to ground crew?"

- Z
"Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon

[jraf 0]

Will you:

• let me get wasted and do stupid things
• make steamy passionate love to me
• not be offended when I fart in the tent all night long (it's well ventilated after all)
• make sure I eat breakfast in the morning and give me aspirin
• serve me cold beverages all day while I skydive
• let me have a beer or two at the DZ on Sunday evening
• pay for the weekend's pack jobs
• drive me home
• last but not least: are you a beautiful blond ,5'10'', with a great bod and shaply boobies?

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[diver123 0]

Do you swear you're not using the "bait-and-switch" tactic right now?

"pull high! It's lower than you think..."

[SpeedRacer 1]

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Rules:
1-Questions such as "how much do you make" will be responded to with the default answer of "$20, same as downtown, ho".

You wouldn't believe how often this comes up, especially in DC!! I knew one guy who was talking to this woman in a bar, and she refused to continue the conversation unless he'd tell her his salary! And a friend of mine was on his second date with a girl, and she did the same thing: wouldn't stop asking him how much he makes. I guess this happens everywhere, but it seems to happen more in DC.

Speed Racer
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[jraf 0]

It's the return of the '49-ers. In a canyon, in a forest excavating from a mine, went a miner '49 -er and his daughter Clementine. Gold digging Clementine that is. They maketh me sick! Blaaaaaaaaaahhhhh (puking sound).

jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

[Hallur 0]

1 Do you have a palace full of money in every room.
2 Do you encouroge me to use your money to skydive and have fun.
3 Do you exept the fact that I have no time for you because im working on a very important skydiving project and staying a the villa you bought for me in Florida, and you are not allowed to visit me while im there ever,,

IF you meet these requirements please come to Iceland and meet me.

When I stop skydiving is the day that I die!!! Hallur

[freeflir29 0]

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IF you meet these requirements please come to Iceland and meet me

Don't they have women like that behind every tree in Iceland?

[Parrot 0]

Used this as an opening when i was drunk, and we got together later that night, a real icebreaker.
Cmon baby show me your tits.

Heh, thats funny .

[blondeflyer7 0]

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Do you have a palace full of money in every room.

Unfortunately money is not the issue all the time....it helps you to live but not always to make people happy. It definitely shouldn't be a issue between your SO.

[Hallur 0]

ups im busted my girlfriend is standing over me and screen and harrasing me. I was going to say I wish but she wont let me ha ha ha ha I WISH I WISH ha ha I WISH I WISH o no shes getting mad o no HA HA HA HA HA. girls, you cant live with out them.

When I stop skydiving is the day that I die!!! Hallur

[Hallur 0]

If your getting worried for my mental and emotional well being then thank you...But know that I love my wonderfull girlfriend and she loves me we only need some, or should I say a lot of money to have some fun and travel the world. I spend all our money on skydiving he he he

When I stop skydiving is the day that I die!!! Hallur

[wmw999 2,122]

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ups im busted my girlfriend is standing over me and screen and harrasing me. I was going to say I wish but she wont let me ha ha ha ha I WISH I WISH ha ha I WISH I WISH o no shes getting mad o no HA HA HA HA HA. girls, you cant live with out them.

I think this indicates pretty clearly that some manifestations of guy-ness transcend nationality
Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[blondeflyer7 0]

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If your getting worried for my mental and emotional well being then thank you

Actually I meant in general....too much fighting over the word "money" it shouldn't EVER be a issue with anyone....believe it or not things always work themselves out and to fight over it seems un-necessary....but glad to hear its not a problem with ya.