dixieskydiver 0 #1 June 12, 2003 Calculus is the devil. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #2 June 12, 2003 Calculus is what enables you to dock and land accurately. Hell, if a dog can do calculus, then you ought to be able.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #3 June 12, 2003 Calc ain't that hard! Kick its ass! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #4 June 12, 2003 But...but... it says the dog doesn't actually do calculus. Can't I be like the dog and simply dock and land via nature's uncanny ability to pick the optimal path? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billo 0 #5 June 12, 2003 drink beer!!! i lived through 3 years of calc, but only with the help of beer and a TI-92. I'm sure they have better calculators than that nowadays that can even do integretation by parts for you! b Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #6 June 12, 2003 The TI-89 is still the calculator of choice for the Clemson Math Dept. Oh how I loathe them. Why must I have 4 calculus classes for my chemistry degree? Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pleifer 0 #7 June 12, 2003 QuoteCalculus is the devil. yes, yes it is... _________________________________________ The Angel of Duh has spoke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,476 #8 June 12, 2003 Calculus: more elegant DZ.com: more boobies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #9 June 12, 2003 QuoteCalculus: more elegant DZ.com: more boobies Boobies you say? Well that's decided. Looks like getting drunk and doing calculus and doing calculus sober are in a dead heat anyway. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #10 June 12, 2003 QuoteCalculus: more elegant DZ.com: more boobies very well put. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,177 #11 June 12, 2003 Think of calculus as an investment in future boobies, and figure out the shape change at various angles, taking into account the tightness of the nipple. Good luck on the exam Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 June 12, 2003 QuoteThink of calculus as an investment in future boobies, and figure out the shape change at various angles, taking into account the tightness of the nipple. Good luck on the exam Wendy W. What she said. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #13 June 12, 2003 "Think of calculus as an investment in future boobies, and figure out the shape change at various angles, taking into account the tightness of the nipple. " Sheesh where were you when I was struggling with Laplace transformations?......-------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #14 June 12, 2003 But the big question is: Who is the Father of Calculus: Leibnitz or Newton?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dixieskydiver 0 #15 June 12, 2003 Well, it's time to go take it. I decided on the whoring on dropzone.com forums despite the obvious popularity of the getting drunk option. I couldn't find a designated exam taker who looked like me. My roomie is a math major but he weighs like 100+ lbs more than I do. Oh well. Wish me luck. Silly polar and parametric equations. Dixie HISPA #56 Facil Rodriguez "Scientific research has shown that 60% of the time, it works every time." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MagicLou 0 #16 June 12, 2003 This sounds like the perfect Tee for you. http://store.yahoo.com/zen/alandcaldonm.htmlLou ___________________________________ . . . now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb - Dark Helmet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #17 June 12, 2003 Maybe I'm a freak but I actually liked my Calculus class in college. I only had to take one - not three though. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rehmwa 2 #18 June 12, 2003 My 3 calc class I took the final toasted. We'd had a big final two hours before and went drinking afterward. I'm pretty sure I got an A on the calc final - hard to remember. ... Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chivo 0 #19 June 12, 2003 On a different note... Calculus and alcohol don't mix. Never drink and derive!! LOL! ~Chivo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freakydiver 0 #20 June 12, 2003 You people are all amazing! I seriously cannot top anything said. Here is my lame attempt: no attempt made LAME -- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." -- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aneblett 0 #21 June 12, 2003 did at least 6 for my engineering degree... they tried to get sneaky with some and not call it calculus made up stealthy names like differential equations, and complex analysis... don't let them get you S.E.X. party #2 ..It is far worse to live with fear, than to die confronting it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #22 June 12, 2003 Isn't calculus that crap that builds up on your teeth?? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 June 12, 2003 I had to take Calculus for my computer science degree.... I do not care for math at all. I dont think most women like math for some reason. We start out with it pretty well but about the time of puberty our math skills seem to sufffer. Perhaps its the discrepancy in measuring between what we are told by our boyfriends and actual empirical observation pertaining to length. Statistically the bell curve for most males fall into a given range. And most claims as to that range are outside of the statistical norm. Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
