Deuce 1 #1 June 12, 2003 Bat-Rak is in the mail. I am now even more like the Big Q-dog. LOOK BEHIND YOU! Bwahahaha! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #2 June 12, 2003 My god, that hurts. All the way to the second page without comment? Being more like Quade is a big deal. Even Smart JP referred to Q when I was getting my helmet. He asked me "Do you want the 'more like McGowan Flat Top Pro, or the more like Quade Bat Rak?' I'm not exactly like Quade, cause I'm keeping my sidemount. Oh, sorry. Nobody cares. Shoulda stuck in the Camera forum. I am not a skydiver girl. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #3 June 12, 2003 Stalker!!! Q's probably changing his handle and moving to a new DZ as we speak!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 June 12, 2003 QuoteI'm not exactly like Quade, cause I'm keeping my sidemount. But not the crutches I hope! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 June 12, 2003 Dude, you got issues. And at least I didn't say it was the "be cool like SmartJP Flat Top Pro" I mean the Bat Rak is ok, but I mean gimmie a break, Quade jumps one.... like yeah..... Sorry Quade, needed to beat up on the OJP a little bit... Don't kill me. *running away*---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #6 June 12, 2003 If you REALLY wanted to be cool, you would of gotten a RAWA helmet dude"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #7 June 12, 2003 This is very, very scary. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 June 12, 2003 LOOK BEHIND YOU! BWAH! If I was a proficient leg-rider I'd get a Mac to edit, and that just won't happen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dgskydive 0 #9 June 12, 2003 Oh, did you want a BATRACK? I sent you a picture of the Bytch's Rack.Dom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #10 June 12, 2003 so you're a boring skydiver too? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #11 June 12, 2003 Oh. There's that. Crap, no. Just the helmet. I am much more of a drama-magnet than Quade. And I crash and stuff and holler. And jump with X-ray film in my gear bag. Well, it doesn't hurt to be more like Quade. Less drama and Emergency Room trips. But then Mouth doesn't get to drive me around on SoCal freeways. But I'd get to hang around LTDiver more. I'm just postwhoring. I am getting an amazing amount of difficult stuff done in between, though. Negotiating government contracts SUCKS. Eventually I should just cave in and say "$500 for a hammer? Yeah, fine, whatever! Just GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU POGUE!" Oh, look! Another company rep is smiling and waving and is ready to lie to me. Joy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #12 June 12, 2003 QuoteOh, look! Another company rep is smiling and waving and is ready to lie to me. Joy. QUICK, smile and wave back. Ask him how the family is doing and the kids. Tell him you've been meaning to get in touch with him but misplaced his number and does he have a card you can have. LOL"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 June 12, 2003 QuoteAnd at least I didn't say it was the "be cool like SmartJP Flat Top Pro" Cool? You?? Dude, I've seen you in freefall and yes the therapy is going very well thanks for asking but I'm still kind of in shock... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 6 #14 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteOh, look! Another company rep is smiling and waving and is ready to lie to me. Joy. QUICK, smile and wave back. Ask him how the family is doing and the kids. Tell him you've been meaning to get in touch with him but misplaced his number and does he have a card you can have. LOL No...No...No... You say to him, at bit tooo loudly; " The receptionist is out on a medical, but she wanted me to ask you if 'YOUR' test results came back positive too!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #15 June 12, 2003 I like to cough really loudly and then tell them " I just got back from a conference in Toroto. Hey, do I feel hot to you?" Cough! Cough! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #16 June 12, 2003 Yeah well me thinks I will start calling Quark a spoon.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #17 June 12, 2003 Fork.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #18 June 12, 2003 QuoteFork. BWAHHHHHHH! HH is the only one that has a red hot fork....mine is a poker! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #19 June 12, 2003 I wasn't using it as a verb or noun but as an exclamation. Guess I didn't get my point across. As to your poke her . . .quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 June 12, 2003 Um yes I got it the first time.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #21 June 12, 2003 QuoteQuoteFork. BWAHHHHHHH! HH is the only one that has a red hot fork....mine is a poker! HH probably has a poker of his own too! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #22 June 12, 2003 QuoteHH probably has a poker of his own too! Well I would certainly hope so! Then again it might just be a fork! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #23 June 13, 2003 Dude, you SOOOOOO better show up with a birdman suit in Eloy. I don't want to hear no camera helmet excuses and the family thing come X-mas time."It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #24 June 13, 2003 QuoteDude, you SOOOOOO better show up with a birdman suit in Eloy. I don't want to hear no camera helmet excuses and the family thing come X-mas time. Yeah cuz Iaint paying for your damn trailer either! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #25 June 13, 2003 QuoteNegotiating government contracts SUCKS. Eventually I should just cave in and say "$500 for a hammer? Yeah, fine, whatever! Just GET OUT OF MY OFFICE YOU POGUE!" The reason hammers are $500+ and toilet seats are $2234.87 is twofold: 1. Dumbass requirements like TEMPEST (no readable EM emissions) for inanimate objects. B. All the @$%&* paperwork like compliance with specs that have nothing to do with the item in question, demonstrating that we comply with EEO requirements and that we hire our quota of minorities who are lesser qualified, but better paid and have better opportunity for promotion than others who aren't minorities, showing that we hire all US citizens and have security clearances even though the item is going in an UNCLASSIFIED environment. iii. Showing that we have and comply with a Code of Conduct in compliance with the Sorbanes-Oxley Act even though we went through all that Procurement Integrity Act stuff after the last time this crap happened (~1987-88). OK I feel better now. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
