jose 0 #26 August 9, 2003 ......you yell "door!" when you are unzipping your fly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #27 August 9, 2003 When you call in sick from a DZ that's 1200 miles from home. (As soon as I'm done PWing, I gotta call off. Let's hope it works!) In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #28 August 9, 2003 ...when the only reason you got a car is to drive to the dz. ...when you sell your car to buy a new rigg, because you're living at the dz and don't need it anymore. There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeTJumps 4 #29 August 9, 2003 Now that is hillarious! Of course, when dreaming and falling out of bed, I have been "Pulling" for deployment. That's when you know it is so totally ingrained in your being that it is automatic.Mike Turoff Instructor Examiner, USPA Co-author of Parachuting, The Skydiver's Handbook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #30 August 9, 2003 You can turn points at night! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #31 August 9, 2003 you get married in a skyvan... ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #32 August 9, 2003 when you can get drug around in full leather by a leash and not feel out of place....yes its on video!"Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #33 August 9, 2003 when you attach a hacky to your backpack just to give you something to do while walking to class or hell when your backpack looks exactly like your rig __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stylinmike1 0 #34 August 9, 2003 When your jump numbers exceed your net worth. stylinmike (>O]-< Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #35 August 9, 2003 ...the first thing you notice about flags and banners isnt the country or company they belong to but which way you'd be turning on final..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChileRelleno 0 #36 August 9, 2003 I saw it live... WOW... like he was very obedient and she was very controlling. DaGimp is now one of my Rodriguez Brothers... Who are the RB's? ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414 Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #37 August 9, 2003 FUCK THE RODRIGUEZ BROTHERS! the second before you thump in from a low hook... your thinking: Damn... this is gonna make me miss a few weekends of jumping!Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #38 August 10, 2003 When you constantly check your wrist when you're on a commercial flight to verify the "altitude"..... MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #39 August 10, 2003 When everytime you see a body of water you ponder the following: If they dropped you 5K feet overhead could you could swoop it? Where you would land after that? How clear are the surroundings? What kind of approach could you make there?If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vonSanta 0 #40 August 10, 2003 Was exiting from seeing T3 with my sister. Put on my backpack as we were talking along. Checked for leg straps and began to feel something was wrong. Unconsciously reached back to check handles before I caught myself. Sis just smiled. 'Been there, done that' sorta look. Whenever it's windy and you're walking somewhere, you go into tracking position to get better speed. Santa Von GrossenArsch I only come in one flavour ohwaitthatcanbemisunderst Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #41 August 10, 2003 OK, now that isn't even funny. If you want to make fun of someone pick on someone your own size. I happen to like my matching backpack. She is as cute as my rig....and almost as big. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirrel 0 #42 August 10, 2003 you stop dreaming of falling...(havent had one since i started, not even that wierd falling sensation just as you doze off) ________________________________ Where is Darwin when you need him? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jayruss 0 #43 August 10, 2003 QuoteOK, now that isn't even funny. If you want to make fun of someone pick on someone your own size. I happen to like my matching backpack. She is as cute as my rig....and almost as big. Hey you took that the wrong way, I love my Jav-o-pack!! And mine backpack is larger than my rig __________________________________________________ "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #44 August 10, 2003 I was kidding silly. All my friends laugh when they see my little baby rig pack. I treat her way better than anything else I own. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
