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mccordia 73
I'm still missing out on a Dutch forum, where we dutch people can talk about fries dripping with mayonnaise, free drugs for kids starting at ages 3 and up, and why everyone lives in a windmill and eats only cheese and tulips here...
Arrogant US bastards
p.s.
Q: What's the Texas' definention of a virgin.
A: A girl who can run faster then her father and brother(s)
Arrogant US bastards
p.s.
Q: What's the Texas' definention of a virgin.
A: A girl who can run faster then her father and brother(s)
JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?
lazyfrog 0
sorry, cheese would be for the swiss forum which would be divided in 4 sections... French speaking, German speaking, Italian speaking and Rheto-rumantsch speaking...
and then we would vote about who is able to post, how much tax we would like to pay on each new poll or thread, have a discussion about where we are going to do our military service, and whether Vaudois or Valaisan wines are better
and then we would vote about who is able to post, how much tax we would like to pay on each new poll or thread, have a discussion about where we are going to do our military service, and whether Vaudois or Valaisan wines are better
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Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579
Fumer tue, péter pue
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ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579
p.s.
Q: What's the Texas' definention of a virgin.
A: A girl who can run faster then her father and brother(s)
Q: What's the Texas' definention of a virgin.
A: A girl who can run faster then her father and brother(s)
Again, you've got it wrong. Replace Texas with Oklahoma or Arkansas in that line and you've got it made!
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Blondes do have more fun!
skyminxx 0
Blimey..ROTFL
I have teras running down my face and want to read this agin, but cant for fear of alerting my boss to my time ill spent on this forum
Mike, you are hilarious...
sure does make me homesick though
You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach
I have teras running down my face and want to read this agin, but cant for fear of alerting my boss to my time ill spent on this forum
Mike, you are hilarious...
sure does make me homesick though
You are led through your lifetime by the inner learning creature, the playful spiritual being that is your real self.-Richard Bach
jumper03 0
Quotep.s.
Q: What's the Texas' definention of a virgin.
A: A girl who can run faster then her father and brother(s)
Again, you've got it wrong. Replace Texas with Oklahoma or Arkansas in that line and you've got it made!
HEHE!! You can spot native Texans from a mile away!!!
Scars remind us that the past is real
mccordia 73
Can't we add a NSFW forum!!!??? Please...
With a strict policy....any post that is not about boobies or without nasty attachments gets removed!!!
With a strict policy....any post that is not about boobies or without nasty attachments gets removed!!!
JC
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?
FlyLikeBrick
I'm an Athlete?
Jessica 0
Good God, Mike. Every time you show up here I wonder what has freed up this huge chunk of time and energy in your life.
Yes, it's a well known characteristic of the dessert. HELLO.
QuoteI also suspect that it'd violently disagree with you should you ever proclaim it to be less than delicious.
Yes, it's a well known characteristic of the dessert. HELLO.
Skydiving is for cool people only
MarkR 0
QuoteChatting about how Tall, Blonde, Blue-Eyed & generally “Ubermensch” they are… Especially if they happen to be short, dark haired Austrians with an inflated sense of destiny.
*counts down on his fingers* Short - nope. Dark haired - yep. Austrian - yep. Inflated sense of Destiny - nope. That's 2 out of 4 - does that make me half a megalomaniac dictator?
And talking about the 'Ubermensch' - who's obsessed with swedish bikini girls, huh?
»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady.
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
QuoteShort - nope. Dark haired - yep. Austrian - yep. Inflated sense of Destiny - nope. That's 2 out of 4 - does that make me half a megalomaniac dictator?
Hmm... Which half? Are you claiming to be a "Lomanic Tator", or are you just pleased to see me?
Mike.
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
mikemc 0
Shit Mike, I hope I never bump into you and spill your beer!
PLFKING 3
QuoteMike, you are hilarious...
Amen to that....always has been, always will be.
Bloody hell !
Don
skreamer 1
QuoteThere... Hope no-one feels left out
How about a sooooperior forum for South Africa? Some people would only be allowed to post some of the time and even then they'd have to have a pass to be allowed on the forum. I am very sure segregation on the forums would work, I mean not all skydivers are equal are they?
Guest
hehehe - funny!
"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."
MarkR 0
QuoteHmm... Which half? Are you claiming to be a "Lomanic Tator", or are you just pleased to see me?
*rotflmao* Well, to have that kind of effect on me you're not pretty enough for starters and besides you could be a little more... well... uhm... ah... female.
»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady.
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
Ooohhh... Mark! You are SOooo... in denial.
Like MacBeth said about Banquo: "Is this a Closet I see before me?"
At least that's what was said in the version of MacBeth I rescripted.... It even had a happy ending. No-one was stabbed... at least not with knives! OK. Lady Macbeth still went a bit insane at the end, but that was only because the Queen of Scotland had a tongue stud!
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
Like MacBeth said about Banquo: "Is this a Closet I see before me?"
At least that's what was said in the version of MacBeth I rescripted.... It even had a happy ending. No-one was stabbed... at least not with knives! OK. Lady Macbeth still went a bit insane at the end, but that was only because the Queen of Scotland had a tongue stud!
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
MarkR 0
QuoteOoohhh... Mark! You are SOooo... in denial.
I am definately not in denial. I'm just not... french enough to like you in that kind of manner...
»Somewhere between the lies and truths borderlines get shady.
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
Somewhere between the yesses and nos you can find the maybe.«
I SAY, let's get a forum for us Brasileiros!!!
o que voce acha? deve ter um ne?
o que voce acha? deve ter um ne?
<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!
Yes.
Absolutely.
a BRASILIAN Forum, with lots of "Beach Jump" pics
I LOVE the beaches at Rio... "Never in the field of human voyeurism has so many girls, been clothed in so revealing a way, in so little lycra."
Churchill WOULD have said that if he'd gone to Rio.
Mike.
Mike.
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
Absolutely.
a BRASILIAN Forum, with lots of "Beach Jump" pics
I LOVE the beaches at Rio... "Never in the field of human voyeurism has so many girls, been clothed in so revealing a way, in so little lycra."
Churchill WOULD have said that if he'd gone to Rio.
Mike.
Mike.
Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.
Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.
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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants
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