freeflir29 0 #26 November 2, 2003 QuoteDo you have big plans with the flight attendants on our flight to Brasil??? Hope you are taking a foreign carrier. Unfortunately, the "quality" of FA's on American flagged carriers just ain't what it used to be. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #27 November 2, 2003 it's united, but the have to have a half and half crew and you brasilian's are hotties!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #28 November 3, 2003 QuoteQuoteC-17 much more comfortable Yeah but you just dont get that little VIBE thing on the older C-130's when the engines are just a little bit off from being synced The A models that the AF rserves had in 1972 were REALLY noisy and uh....fun.. you could make ALL the noise you wanted... no one would have ever heard. Are you going to Rantoul??? I'll buy you a ticket for the C-130_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #29 November 3, 2003 I haven't read a single reply (I do this frequently...you all post way too much!) I have never done it, so I don't know if it would work, but I will share my idea on how to pull it off. First, you have to set it up. One of the two involved must pretend to feel queasy from the beginning. Don't be overdramatic, but asking for some water, putting your hand on your head should set the scene okay. Right before the act, pretend to dry heeve a time or two. It would be best if the queasy one is a girl with longer hair, that way when she runs to the bathroom to "vomit" the person that she's with can go to "hold her hair." I don't know if it would work, but you never know.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
champu 1 #30 November 3, 2003 nah, that'll just get the FAs standing outside the door asking you if you're alright every few minutes. Doing just about anything you're not supposed to is easy, just don't act like you're doing anything you're not supposed to, and most of the time people won't ask questions. I'm sure the delayed entrance method (I know that sounds kinda lewd) would probably work 90% of the time. /edit: yeah "lewd" not "lude" where's my mind... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sinker 0 #31 November 3, 2003 This past May, I was out west visiting my parents. My mother and I were going through my deceased grandmothers effects (she died a few months prior) when to our mutual shock, we stumbled upon a little piece of paper... it was actually currency from another country... written on it were the words of induction for my grandma into the mile high club aboard some airline flight way back in the '40s. I couldn't believe my eyes! Go granny! -the artist formerly known as sinker Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #32 November 3, 2003 The easy plane to accomplish the task? the 777. The center bank of lavatorys has 2 wheelchair sized rooms. Plenty of space to hang the trapeze. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #33 November 3, 2003 ahhhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i don't know what i'm flying to brasil... i'll have to see. now i just need a willing flight attendant to accomplish the task hehehehe<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #34 November 3, 2003 nope flying a 767 http://www.itn.net/cgi/get?doc/airplane:*itn/airplanes/763,itn/air/united<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #35 November 3, 2003 He he!! Sounds like someone is planning something naughty! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #36 November 3, 2003 lol i wish, again as i said, i wouldn't be so lucky to find a FA to help me out on the flight. but while you and beavers are asleep on the flight, maybe i'll go searching for a cute brasilian flying home for the new year and then i'll kick you guys outta your seats so i can have 3 to myself <--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #37 November 3, 2003 QuoteHe he!! Sounds like someone is planning something naughty! wait i have a better idea... HOW YOU DOOOOING!!!<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #38 November 3, 2003 How YOU doin'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #39 November 3, 2003 I think this has turned into our own thread, where's Beav? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #40 November 3, 2003 QuotePlenty of space to hang the trapeze. Maybe billvon can hold his seminar in one of the other bathrooms.There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #41 November 3, 2003 hahahaha yeah i'd love to see that done so anyone wanna fly to brasil with me and join the club lol<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beavdog 0 #42 November 4, 2003 the Beav is plannin his "sneak attack"... Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #43 November 4, 2003 QuoteThe easy plane to accomplish the task? the 777. The center bank of lavatorys has 2 wheelchair sized rooms. Plenty of space to hang the trapeze. Oh man, so THAT'S where my trapeze disappeared to....skydiveTaylorville.org [email protected] Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WFFC 1 #44 November 4, 2003 QuoteOh man, so THAT'S where my trapeze disappeared to.... And you wondered why I asked you to overnight it to me before I left for Florida? silly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperWoman 0 #45 November 5, 2003 I will be keeping a close eye on you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #46 November 5, 2003 your kidding? you can't have sex in the bathroom on a plane? what a shameLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #47 November 5, 2003 QuoteMilitary flights over seas are FAR easier to have fun on.... C-130 has an interestic.... VIBE to it. hahahahahah your my kinda gal... <-- ft braggLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #48 November 5, 2003 Quoteyour kidding? you can't have sex in the bathroom on a plane? what a shame nope guess not, but you can swing on a trapeez!!! <--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #49 November 5, 2003 Come on, You've got an entire plane full of hot flight attendants! At least ONE of them must be willing to whore herself out so you can join the club!!!=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #50 November 5, 2003 Quote Come on, You've got an entire plane full of hot flight attendants! At least ONE of them must be willing to whore herself out so you can join the club!!! ewwwww if you put it that way i don't wanna! I'd rather have a hot FA that was willing to have hot mile hile loving, don't want to have to pay for it lol<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
