Unstable 8 #26 February 16, 2004 QuoteMichigan-- Jump the mitten Whats the Mitten? Links??=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #27 February 16, 2004 Quote Florida: "Sure it's flat as shit and boring to look at, but where else can you jump when it's -15F everywhere else?" Northern California: Where we STILL jump when it's -15F..... Biotches!!!! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #28 February 16, 2004 QuoteMy changes in BOLD. I only spent a couple of seconds on the really easy ones. No fair dude, you cheated =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #29 February 16, 2004 Well, take some of the ones not bolded and make up your own jokes. I'll admit I grabbed the easy ones for myself, but it isn't rocket surgery!quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #30 February 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteMichigan-- Jump the mitten Whats the Mitten? Links?? http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/states/michigan.gif I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #31 February 16, 2004 Florida: The skydiving capital of the universe! Home to: 14 drop zones and 1 wind tunnel: Air Adventures of Clewiston Skydive Lake Wales Jacksonville Extreme Sports Skydive Miami Skydive Palatka Skydive South Beach Skydive Southwest Florida Skydive Space Center Skydive Tampa Bay Skydive Williston Skydive City Z-Hills Skydive DeLand Skydive Sebastian Skydive Key West Skyventure Orlando (wind tunnel) 22 Skydiving equipment manufactures and businesses: Aerodyne Altico Big Air Sportz Sun Path Sunrise Rigging Tony Suits Strong Enterprises Alti-2 Performance Designs Relative Work Shop Jump Shack BirdMan CPS Mirage Merlin Suits Ouragan Suits Aero Tech Skydiving Magazine The Skydiving Outlet (TSO) Michigan Suits The Drop Shop Sunshine Factory Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #32 February 16, 2004 Man, some of those ACTUAL mottos seem like they were written by IDIOTS who just couldn't think of anything good. What the hell is the "Sic Semper Tyrannus" one all about? Isn't that what Boothe said when he shot Lincoln? And I'd have to ask Virginia: "Umm, WHAT always to tyrants"?! And that touchy-feely shit from some of the others: "Equal rights." Blah blah blah. Is that supposed to somehow sum-up the state? I thought mottos were supposed to kinda go toward doing that. Some of those are a LITtle specific... --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 8 #33 February 16, 2004 Damn, is my Face Red Right now... I thought the Mitten was some pussy version of the Shark or Something cool like that...=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 3 #34 February 16, 2004 So, if Michigan is "The Mitten", then what's Florida -- "The Used Love Glove"? quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #35 February 16, 2004 Colorado -- "But it's a dry cold." . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peacefuljeffrey 0 #36 February 16, 2004 QuoteConnecticut: Qui transtulit sustinet (Latin, "He who transplanted, sustains") - "He who cutsaway a mal, survives." Iowa: Our liberties we prize and our rights we will maintain - "Our skydives we prize and our rigs we will maintain." Missouri: Salus populi suprema lex esto (Latin, "Let the good of the people be the supreme law") - "Let the BSRs be the supreme law." Puerto Rico: Johannes est nomen eius (Latin, "John is his name") - "Olav is his name." (And I agree WTF?!) New York: Excelsior (Latin, "Higher") - "Uh, no, lower." and likewise: Wisconsin: Forward - "Uh, no, downward." --Jeffrey "With tha thoughts of a militant mind... Hard line, hard line after hard line!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Amazon 7 #37 February 16, 2004 QuoteWhere we STILL jump when it's -15F yo like when did it get to -15 in Northern CA.. uh huh right Washington: Learn to do hop and pops from 2200 ft and SWOOP it all winter long baby.or Washington : We do it WET. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #38 February 16, 2004 QuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks Jealousy is so unbecoming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites CrazyIvan 0 #39 February 16, 2004 New Jersey: I know is cold....shup up and JUMP!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #40 February 16, 2004 Texas: Where you can't throw a dead cat without it landing on a DZ!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites weegegirl 2 #41 February 16, 2004 Michigan - Where it's t-t-t-t-t-t-too c-c-c-c-c-old t-t-t-t-to j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kallend 1,679 #42 February 16, 2004 Everyone knows the Illinois state motto is "Where's Mine?" With minor modification the skydiving motto is "Anyone seen my rig?"... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #43 February 16, 2004 Florida - Come drive 35 and fly at 180! Florida - where old farts come to die and young ones come to fly! New York- You don't like our DZ? Then move to Florida! Wisconsin - Jump with cheese! Idaho - Don't land off our you'll get a potato up your pooper! Ohio - Come jump for six months and dream off it the other six. Georgia - Peaches on the ground, "Peaches" in the sky ! North Carolina - First in Flight! (Hey why change what works?) South Carolina - Well if you can't skydive at least you can golf. Tenessee - 13,000 ft requires Oxygen! Kentucky - Come jump during hunting season, uhuh. California - That's not fog it's industrial haze! Okay so some of these or korny or make no sense but hey, I don't see anyone else really trying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites txojumps 0 #44 February 16, 2004 Quotetoo bad there isn't an icon for "the finger" Here ya go.. ...................... /´¯/..................... ....................,/¯../...................... .................../..../........................ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸................. ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\............... ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')............. .........\.................'...../............... ..........''...\.......... _.•´................. ............\..............(..................... ..............\.............\.................... ...............\.............\................... *************************************** Awright, guys, you don't have one, so don't act like one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites AggieDave 6 #45 February 16, 2004 Texas: Where the mesquitos also take docks on hybrids.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites turtlespeed 212 #46 February 16, 2004 QuoteTexas: Where the mesquitos also take docks on hybrids. as well as give free lift tickets to babies.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mdwhalen 0 #47 February 16, 2004 QuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks I think you mean "fewer" rednecks. [url]http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxlessvs.html "Less" is used when referring to things you measure, "fewer" is used when referring to things you count."I have magic buttons ;)." skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sdgregory 0 #48 February 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks I think you mean "fewer" rednecks. [url]http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxlessvs.html "Less" is used when referring to things you measure, "fewer" is used when referring to things you count. wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooooooooo wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo bluuup bluuup Grammar Police! Step away from the keyboard and place your hands in the air! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Antithesis 0 #49 February 16, 2004 QuoteSo, if Michigan is "The Mitten", then what's Florida -- "The Used Love Glove"? Baaaahaaawwwww!! Never thought of that You know here in Michigan when traveling around the rest of the united states we show people where were from in the state by pointing to a location on our hand... What would you do if you were from Florida I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites n2skdvn 0 #50 February 16, 2004 Mississippi .... come to where the mud isif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 Next Page 2 of 4 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Amazon 7 #37 February 16, 2004 QuoteWhere we STILL jump when it's -15F yo like when did it get to -15 in Northern CA.. uh huh right Washington: Learn to do hop and pops from 2200 ft and SWOOP it all winter long baby.or Washington : We do it WET. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 February 16, 2004 QuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks Jealousy is so unbecoming. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #39 February 16, 2004 New Jersey: I know is cold....shup up and JUMP!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #40 February 16, 2004 Texas: Where you can't throw a dead cat without it landing on a DZ!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weegegirl 2 #41 February 16, 2004 Michigan - Where it's t-t-t-t-t-t-too c-c-c-c-c-old t-t-t-t-to j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jump. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 1,679 #42 February 16, 2004 Everyone knows the Illinois state motto is "Where's Mine?" With minor modification the skydiving motto is "Anyone seen my rig?"... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #43 February 16, 2004 Florida - Come drive 35 and fly at 180! Florida - where old farts come to die and young ones come to fly! New York- You don't like our DZ? Then move to Florida! Wisconsin - Jump with cheese! Idaho - Don't land off our you'll get a potato up your pooper! Ohio - Come jump for six months and dream off it the other six. Georgia - Peaches on the ground, "Peaches" in the sky ! North Carolina - First in Flight! (Hey why change what works?) South Carolina - Well if you can't skydive at least you can golf. Tenessee - 13,000 ft requires Oxygen! Kentucky - Come jump during hunting season, uhuh. California - That's not fog it's industrial haze! Okay so some of these or korny or make no sense but hey, I don't see anyone else really trying! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
txojumps 0 #44 February 16, 2004 Quotetoo bad there isn't an icon for "the finger" Here ya go.. ...................... /´¯/..................... ....................,/¯../...................... .................../..../........................ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`•¸................. ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\............... ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...')............. .........\.................'...../............... ..........''...\.......... _.•´................. ............\..............(..................... ..............\.............\.................... ...............\.............\................... *************************************** Awright, guys, you don't have one, so don't act like one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #45 February 16, 2004 Texas: Where the mesquitos also take docks on hybrids.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 212 #46 February 16, 2004 QuoteTexas: Where the mesquitos also take docks on hybrids. as well as give free lift tickets to babies.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mdwhalen 0 #47 February 16, 2004 QuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks I think you mean "fewer" rednecks. [url]http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxlessvs.html "Less" is used when referring to things you measure, "fewer" is used when referring to things you count."I have magic buttons ;)." skymama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sdgregory 0 #48 February 16, 2004 QuoteQuoteCalifornia: Just like Florida except with less rednecks I think you mean "fewer" rednecks. [url]http://alt-usage-english.org/excerpts/fxlessvs.html "Less" is used when referring to things you measure, "fewer" is used when referring to things you count. wwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrooooooooooooo wweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooo bluuup bluuup Grammar Police! Step away from the keyboard and place your hands in the air! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #49 February 16, 2004 QuoteSo, if Michigan is "The Mitten", then what's Florida -- "The Used Love Glove"? Baaaahaaawwwww!! Never thought of that You know here in Michigan when traveling around the rest of the united states we show people where were from in the state by pointing to a location on our hand... What would you do if you were from Florida I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #50 February 16, 2004 Mississippi .... come to where the mud isif my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
